<Destructiox> how do I check for sonic's x-position?
<nineko> Destructiox:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7435/p1030008ld8.jpg

<Shade> man
<Shade> True Crime LA's soundtrack sucks
<Shade> all I hear is "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS. IN THE STREETS OF ELLLLLL AAAYYYYYYYYY"
<Shade> Seriously

<%Katelynn> resistance is already futile
<+GerbilSoft> resistance isn't futile
<+GerbilSoft> it's volts / current

<MadEchidna> I went down there to pick it up, and when I was on my way back, at like 7 pm, I got hungry and went to McDonalds
<MadEchidna> it's a 2 hour trip on the bus each way, see
<MadEchidna> so I got a small McRib meal
<MadEchidna> on nom nom, was on my way
<MadEchidna> HALF AN HOUR LATER
<MadEchidna> my stomach goes
<MadEchidna> beep beep beep WHAT THE FUC*BOOM*OOOOAAAAH
<MadEchidna> I had the shits like I've never had in my life
<MadEchidna> I was in apsolute agony
<GerbilSoft> MadEchidna: you could say...
* GerbilSoft shades
<GerbilSoft> ..you were in a shitty situation
<GerbilSoft> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<MadEchidna> so the bus pulls up to a park and ride, which was half way between olympia and home
<MadEchidna> so I got off the bus for a much needed bathroom break
<MadEchidna> I RUN to the fucking public restroom, which has one stall
<MadEchidna> and there is some dude paying a psp in the stall
<MadEchidna> and I'm like dude, hurry up pls, I'm about to shit myself here
<MadEchidna> and he's like uuh, whatever
<MadEchidna> a split second after that, my eyes go wide like an anime charactor who's been mortally stabbed
<MadEchidna> and I think quickly
<MadEchidna> I pull down my pants, and procede to fill the sink
<MadEchidna> yeah
<MadEchidna> I was that desperate
<EnzoAquarius> TROLL OF THE YEAR
<EnzoAquarius> What did the guy say?
<Var|Disasm> Did the guy come out?
<MadEchidna> dude, you're saying troll of the year but this really happened
<EnzoAquarius> I know
<MadEchidna> no the dude didn't seem to notice
<GerbilSoft> real-life troll
<segaloco> MadEchidna: I know the situation, I ran into the
bathroom at the gym in school once, all I heard was (fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap)
* andlabs throws you all under the billy goat bridge
<segaloco> so I just ran out and pissed on a tree
<Var|Disasm> I bet he noticed when he went out
<MadEchidna> so I finish dispensing my chocolate softserver
<Var|Disasm> or maybe he was high
<Var|Disasm> and washed his hands in it
<MadEchidna> and I'm like okay, now what
<MadEchidna> I'm standing there with shit all over my butt and I have nothing to wipe
<EnzoAquarius> Rubbed your ass in the grass?
<Jorge> loool
<MadEchidna> and I kid you not, it looked exactly like someone had poured like 8 pounds of ice cream into the sink
<MadEchidna> it was like this perfect swirl
<andlabs> MadEchidna: no paper towels
<andlabs> ?
<MadEchidna> so here's the scene
<MadEchidna> no towels
<MadEchidna> and I'm inches away from the door
<MadEchidna> and the door leads to a very public area
<MadEchidna> with a security guard
<MadEchidna> and people
<MadEchidna> and busses
<MadEchidna> no hallway
<MadEchidna> just outside
<MadEchidna> and I'm covered in shit
<MadEchidna> so what do I do?
<MadEchidna> fucking solid snake man
<MadEchidna> I ran into the womens restoom
<andlabs> MadEchidna: you work in an airport, right?
<MadEchidna> *restroom
<EnzoAquarius> MadEchidna: WIN
<MadEchidna> and I used that bathroom
<MadEchidna> oh did I ever use it
<MadEchidna> and to cap it all off
<MadEchidna> I managed to walk right past the security guard and board the bus
<MadEchidna> sans underwear
<MadEchidna> that was the only casualty
<MadEchidna> and that my friends
<MadEchidna> is the McRib Story

* iCyberKitsune Spexfox *Walks in and makes a yiffy moan, blushing*
<iCyberKitsune> Ffv
<iCyberKitsune> Fj
<iCyberKitsune> I meant /msg
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<+GerbilSoft> ...
<+GerbilSoft> LOL
<+VyvyanBasterd> ahahaha
<+andlabs> WIN
<+andlabs> YES
<+VyvyanBasterd> pwnt
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<+andlabs> THANK YOU XKEEPER
<+GerbilSoft> looks like CK is going to yiff...
* +GerbilSoft 8)
<+VyvyanBasterd> HIGH FIVE
<+GerbilSoft> ...in hell.
<+GerbilSoft> YÉAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

<impish> i think you tweakbhasers might wanna shutup, your giving the hacker what they wants
<Tweaker> what?
<Centurey> what
<ScarredSun> What?
<Tongara> what?
<impish> what?
<-- Tweaker has kicked impish from #retro (what.)

<CyberKitsune> I do have an obsession with Tails, i'll admit that, but not in a gay or sexual way... Which most people infur about me.
<NoNameAtAll> Infur.
<nextvolume> Tails is overly feminine in some post-Adventure games
<Tweaker> NoNameAtAll: ...LOL
<NoNameAtAll> Epic typo.

<ECrusher> [01:12:54] <+Aquaslash> anywho, I don't have
any room for any more blacks, that palette's all I can use - That's what
the bus driver said
<ECrusher> Fuck
<Aquaslash> lol
<ECrusher> I copied all of it
<SoNick> (drums)
<ECrusher> And said it to a black guy
<ECrusher> FUCK
<Aquaslash> lol
<Aquaslash> double fail

<NoNameAtAll> From the Trashed topic, taking into account the
filter: "DURR HURR I'M FUCKING RETARDED is New Zealander slang for
money"

<Sik> Jorge: run away BTW
<Sik> Oerg is chasing you
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<&ScarredSun> I SAW SHMORKY KNEW OF TCRF
<&ScarredSun> I DIED
<&ScarredSun> Everyone just knows that Retro is whiny :(
<&ScarredSun> SquareSoft EU: Oh yeah I bet Retro is full of dicks
<&ScarredSun> Me: I'm not a dick! ;~;
<@XkeeperLaptop> no
<@XkeeperLaptop> no
<@XkeeperLaptop> it's
<@XkeeperLaptop> <SquareSoft EU> Retro is full of dicks
<@XkeeperLaptop> <ScarredSun> HOW CAN I BE FULL OF DICKS I AM A LESBIAN LESBIANS ARE NOT FULL OF DICKS

<Kradorex> I want to stop feeling shitty >_>
<Varion|Cyb> Fap
<Varion|Cyb> >___>
<Kradorex> bleah
<djohe> fapping solves everything
<Varion|Cyb> It does
<Varion|Cyb> <__<
<Kradorex> *** Package Error in 'fap': dependancies: libgood-mood
<djohe> lol
<Tweaker> oh my god I want to rape you for that
<Tweaker> ...wait, that came out wrong.
<Sanky> o.O
<GregBFM> I don't think there's any way it could've come out right,
<GregBFM> but okay.
<Kradorex> rape me? why?
<Tweaker> Maybe because you're hooked into the matrix, maybe because of the bad joke
<Tweaker> I don't know; I don't care
<Kradorex> >_>
<SplashWoman> Tweaker, don't encourage them
<Tweaker> >_>
<Kradorex> SplashWoman: I'm not encoraged

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<iojnekns> hi
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<+Sabe> I AM HERE
<+Sabe> (awesome)
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<Comma> hay
<Comma> ...
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<lostgame> Am I seriously like the first active user today?

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<EggBot> It's a SonicFreak94 Emerald!
<GLaDOS> HEEEELLLOOOOO THERE! IIII AM WEEGMAN, THE WORLD'S ONLY WEEGEE GMAN
<&Neko-sama> Good afternoon, SonicFreak94.
<~SonicFreak94> Now we have two SonicFreak94 emeralds
<~SonicFreak94> ZOMG
<MainMemory> but what about the SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald?
<~SonicFreak94> I burned it in a fire
<GLaDOS> Did you just stuff that SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
<~SonicFreak94> No, a #SF94 Emergency Intelligence Incinerator =P
<GLaDOS> That has got to be the dumbest thing you've ever done.
<GLaDOS> Nice job breaking it SF94.
<~SonicFreak94> ;_;

<Ranger> a
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<nineko> Stop duplicating yourself
<Ranger_> :I
<nineko> I know, there is something witty I can do
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<Donnyku> o.o
<nineko> I am a bastard, I know

* Tealer gives Pliskin a McRib
<GerbilSoft> Tealer: fff don't do that
<NoNameAtAll> That said, I'm not gonna get in the middle of this.
<GerbilSoft> he'll throw a shitstorm
<Pliskin> hahaha
<Overlord> Must we SINK to this level

<PACHUKA> linux is the generic oreos your parents try to pass off on you
<PACHUKA> THEY'RE LIKE OREOS HONEY BUT BETTER FOR YOU
<ECrusher> Oreettes
<PACHUKA> YES MOM
<PACHUKA> BUT THEY TASTE LIKE RODENT RECTUM
<ECrusher> mom knows best

<@GeneOB> Retrostream topic for this week: What is Retro thankful for?
<@Xkeeper> /oper
<@Xkeeper> /kill
<@Xkeeper> /zline

<GerbilSoft> BREAKING NEWS from GSSZ News
<GerbilSoft> Tails is a girl
<GerbilSoft> more on this as she develops

* djohe goes and frees up some system resources, too many windows open at once = bad
<djohe> nineko its your fault
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<djohe> lol
<nineko> It doesn't work if you reopen it >:|
<djohe> ha
<djohe> you got me there

<SGR> Putting "Tweaker" was redundant btw.
<SGR> Hitler's already in there.
<segaloco> LOL
<Gen> why not substitute tweaker with tantrum instead
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<XkeeperLaptop> it's tempting to try like
<XkeeperLaptop> chghost, chgident, and sanick on some poor unsuspecting sap
<XkeeperLaptop> who wants to be a ginuea pig
<XkeeperLaptop> any volunteers
<Simon> I'll do it
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<XkeeperLaptop> your irc operators at work

<MattATobin> well show him what fun XkeeperLaptop
<Lobotomy> inb4
<XkeeperLaptop> 3
<XkeeperLaptop> 2
<XkeeperLaptop> 1
<EnzoAquarius> Fuck this shit
<Tealer> -
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<Tealer> LOL
<EnzoAquarius> Ah ha
<GerbilSoft> KILLING SPREE
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<EnzoAquarius> COMBO BREAKER
<XkeeperLaptop> M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL
<andlabs> ahaha
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL

<@nineko> Now on a completely unrelated question, why doesn't my cellphone accept September 31st 2010 as a valid date?
<+GerbilSoft> because it isn't?
<@nineko> How am I supposed to set today's date?
<+Ink> ....
<+andlabs> september has 30 days
<@nineko> fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<+GerbilSoft> fail
<+andlabs> today is october 1
* nineko sets it on october 1st

<Sukasa> as soon as you aren't clipping itno the boat (you could even just bounding-box it)
<Sukasa> clear the flag
<Sukasa> what's so hard about that? If anything, you're adding a removal of what's already coded
* Garr humps Sukasa.
<Sukasa> ...
<Sukasa> something you'd like to add, Garr?
<Garr> Yes.
<Garr> My bed + You + Me
<Sukasa> uh
<Sukasa> ....
* Sukasa is pretty sure he'd rather now
<Sukasa> *not
<Sukasa> GODDAMN IT
<Sukasa> WORST POSSIBLE TIME FOR A TYPO