<Tweaker> He is your god.
<Sazpaimon_> he's also the biggest fiz asskisser on the face of the earth
<Shade> hahaha
<RaccoonClock> lol
<RaccoonClock> Indeed I am.
<Tweaker> No, that's Mustapha
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<STFUbot> [Makimer] Oh no, I have *SPILLED* my plane into a tall building!

<ECrusher> [01:12:54] <+Aquaslash> anywho, I don't have
any room for any more blacks, that palette's all I can use - That's what
the bus driver said
<ECrusher> Fuck
<Aquaslash> lol
<ECrusher> I copied all of it
<SoNick> (drums)
<ECrusher> And said it to a black guy
<ECrusher> FUCK
<Aquaslash> lol
<Aquaslash> double fail

<DigitalXeron> Tweaker is an Admin
<iggi> she is hot
<Lobotomy> there's four admins
<MetalKnux> ...
<MetalKnux> ROFL
<Lobotomy> Tweaker's a dude
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!
<Lobotomy> DUDE
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!?!
<MetalKnux> LOL
<Lobotomy> CRACKERS?!
<iggi> lol
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!?!?!
<MetalKnux> TWEAKER'S A SHE
<MetalKnux> OH LORD
<Lobotomy> that's one bald woman, ahtellyouwhat

<+GerbilSoft> getting upset over the internet is like running in the special olympics
<+GerbilSoft> you only do it if you're retarded
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<Shade> Regurgitating old jokes is like being GerbilSoft
<Shade> because you're basically a faggot

* Joins: ScarredSun (scarredsun@netadmin.badnik.net)
* RetroServ sets mode: +qo ScarredSun ScarredSun
* dhcp touches ScarredSun
* Comma_Doo touches ScarredSun with Tweakers cock
<Tweaker> Wow, okay
<ScarredSun> O_o

<@Overlord> Internet dating is pointless
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<Meta_Nigger> msg nickserv register wangusx timothyaheller@hotmail.com
<Meta_Nigger> ...oh FUCK
<Meta_Nigger> that's my chaos hedgie password
<GeneHF> LOL
<Andeh> oh shit smell
* Overlord is now known as chaos_hedgie
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<TheShad> LMAO
<Meta_Nigger> fail
<Andeh> dude
<GeneHF> hahahaha
* Meta_Nigger is now known as Chaos_Hedgie
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<TheShad> hahahahahahaha
<Overlord44> Well played, sir

<Puto> damn it
<Puto> gerbil's never around when he's needed
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* RetroServ gives voice to GerbilSoft

<Polygon_Jim> hey you guys.
<Polygon_Jim> know what would be cool
<Tweaker> Yes
<Tweaker> I do
--- Tweaker sets ban on *!*62112e90@*.mibbit.com
<-- Tweaker has kicked Polygon_Jim from #retro (This)

<Tweaker> I bleed out my ass, but not as much as Andy Wolan!
<Tweaker> LOL!
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<Kogen> pix

<nineko> right guys, opinion time
<PirateKnux> yes nineko
<PirateKnux> you are a stupid italian
<nineko> Thanks
<nineko> You too
<PirateKnux> =(

<A_Yoshi> "The Super Duper Sonic Retro RPG With a Name That is
Longer Than the Title of the Third Captain Underpants Novel: Extended
Edition"
<@Overlord> A_Yoshi - Capcom's naming it?

<MadEchidna> she thinks I precame or some shit
<MadEchidna> she probably has nausea from the flu shots and is going to feel silly in a few days
<Skaarg> umm what a fucking idiot
<Skaarg> precum can not get you pregnant
<MadEchidna> o rly?
<GerbilSoft> Skaarg: o rly?
<GerbilSoft> not what i learned in sex ed <_<
<MadEchidna> I know for a fact I didn't come inside her, in fact I
had to fap as soon as she got off me to finish, and it took me about 2
minutes at least
<voice> lol
<voice> yeah skaarg
<voice> precum can impregnate
<ThunderSpeed> aka
<ThunderSpeed> SKAARG IS SCREWED
<voice> yeah
<voice> pretty much
<MadEchidna> in b4 skaarg panic
<ThunderSpeed> way to go Skaarg
<GerbilSoft> more like skaarg already screwed
<GerbilSoft> <____________________________<

<Shade> Yeah but the ejaculation process is a bit nicer if you ask me
<Shade> something about rubbing a shaft is more appealing than fingering a cunt
<Shade> er, from a perosnal standpoint
<paul> ...
<Shade> holy shit that sounded gay
<paul> XD
<Nikki> Lovely
<Wite> Perhaps to you, Mr. Shade
<Wite> and yeah, it did sound a bit gay lol =P
<Fiz> XDDDDD
<Shade> I didnt mean it like "I LIKE COCK MORE THAN PUSSY LOL"
<Wite> :3
<Shade> Holy crap that was bad XD

<Tweaker> sounds like you two should just move in together
<Tweaker> you can be roomies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Tweaker> ^_____________________^
<snkenjoi> heh
<snkenjoi> we pracically were last year
<iojnekns> well, we were
<snkenjoi> it jsut led to no sleep an erratic drug consumption
<Ayla> Something for your mind, your body and your soul. It's the
power to arouse curiosity. The purpose, the goal which one acts on. A
journey of force: hot like the sun and wet like the rain. Rhythmatic
movements in unison with others prolong an act of sensation with no
limits or boundaries. Eternity is past. Wrong is right. It's the point
of greatest intensity -- pleasures of the highest sense. A condition;
the ultimate seduction.~
* Ayla dances around
<Ayla> speaking of erratic drug consumption
<Tweaker> XD

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Sonic65: Haihai.
Guess_Who: hi2u
Elusive: i say hi! ^_____________^
Sonic65: XD
*** Sonic65 has signed off IRC (Quit).
Elusive: ?
Guess_Who: He's just kind of retarded like that.
Elusive: Well, duh. I thought that was kind of odd, even for him =D
Elusive: it's like
Elusive: striking up a conversation, then stopiing deadpan, then jumping out of a window

<Delta> I knew there was an SWS2B IRC channel for awhile, but only decided to take a look just now
<Delta> How active is the channel, at "peak" times?
<Chazman> Not very
<Chazman> The most active times usually involve Ted and Kles talking about their asscapades

<SkaarglovesPie> teacher: " DHZ what are you trying to find over there" DHZ:" umm idk"
<dothackzero> Just something in my pants.
<dothackzero> My creative micro thing fell though a hole in my pants pocket.
<dothackzero> Now I can't find it.
<dothackzero> So I'm just looking for it in my pants.
<dothackzero> I'm finding things.
<dothackzero> But not what I'm looking for.
<TedLovesKles> XD
<TedLovesKles> small penith, can't find it?
<dothackzero> no
<dothackzero> the creative micro thing in my pants.
<Quickman> Wow, you must have guts to admit that.
<Quickman> But how is it creative?
<dothackzero> rofl
<Quickman> Does it make little papier-mache sculptures in its spare time?
<dothackzero> The thing that plays music.
<Quickman> It plays MUSIC?
<dothackzero> yes
<Quickman> I knew some people wished for a twelve-inch pianist.
<dothackzero> I have a 5 GB penis.
<TedLovesKles> 1GB = 1CM

* @AerisZzZ sics Little Susie Who who was no more than 2 on Grinch
<@Seffy> His heart grew three sizes that day!
* @AerisZzZ pulls out a cigar, "something else grew too when he saw little susie who."
<@Seffy> :<
<@Seffy> How the Grinch Got Arrested for Child Pornography

<MathUser> Neo South Island and Aquatic Relix are named South Island and Aquatic Relics in the ROM.
<MathUser> Aquatic Relics, not aqautic relix
<roxahris> o.O
<MathUser> Relix is so net speak.
<roxahris> Relics? Relix?
<roxahris> I dont get it
<!Tweaker> ....!
<!Tweaker> OH!
<!Tweaker> Relix is a shortened version of Relics!
<!Tweaker> I always thought it was Ree-licks
<!Tweaker> Oh shit
<+setz> what the fuck
<!Tweaker> MIND STATUS = BLOWN
<MathUser> I kept saying Relax.
<~ScarredSun> O_o
<+setz> are you two joking :(
<!Tweaker> why would I be joking
<~ScarredSun> Yeah, I'm with setz here: I thought this was fairly obvious
<!Tweaker> No, I don't use retarded textspeak and relix is a word afaik
<!Tweaker> ...
<!Tweaker> LOL
<!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<roxahris> hahahahaha
<Shade> <!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the
alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<Shade> <!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<Shade> FUCK
<Samui> xD
<roxahris> ...
<roxahris> OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
<roxahris> my childhood, ruined
<!Tweaker> #retro: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

<CheeseBacon> sigh
<CheeseBacon> i need new porn
<Mustapha> cheesebacon: www.youtube.com
<CheeseBacon> i dont want to search for it, im all prepped and ready to go right now
<Mustapha> ok
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<STFUbot> o u shade
<Shade> Just so you guys know
<Shade> I am taking a dump while typing this
<Mustapha> ..
<dothackzero> -_-
<CheeseBacon> yay!
<CheeseBacon> that did the trick, thanks shade

<Heran Bago> There is no difference between nigger music and basketball.

[21:41] <Gen> in b4 fail
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<Guess_Who> I fail to see the problem with letting AmyBitch back in for a few posts in the birthday topic
<Tweaker> GW
<Tweaker> she's not
<Tweaker> in fact
<Tweaker> there hasn't been a login since 2004
<Tweaker> Jim manually edited the sql tables
<Guess_Who> ... wow
<Guess_Who> I still don't see the problem :3
<Guess_Who> Unless he made Shade an admin in the process
*silence*
<Guess_Who> DID HE MAKE SHADE AN ADMIN IN THE PROCESS
<Guess_Who> PLEASE SAY NO

<dothackzero> EVERY FUCKING PLACE I GOI would rule every
computer and video game console. I would have the power to help people
make better computers, video game consoles, and video games.
<dothackzero> I would have longish hair, and a strong build.I
would carry a sword. I would be married to a freakin hot goddess and
have a cuple kids with her. I would ride a dragon for transportation. I
would be one of the nicer gods. Well, liked, but sorta a pain.