<Sonic65> OMG A QDB
<Sonic65> AMAZING
<Sonic65> <3
<Sonic65> :D
<Sonic65> Time to submit quotes
<Sonic65> Quick
<Sonic65> Someone give me quotables
<SplashWoman> But nobody says anything funny here

<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and
was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however
MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a
new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a
hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega
taking the profits for their own."

<Destructiox> how do I check for sonic's x-position?
<nineko> Destructiox:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7435/p1030008ld8.jpg

<snkenjoi> Leonard: move.b#%00000000,render_flags(a0)
<snkenjoi> lern 2 sst

<Syren> ME AND "X" ARE FLIRTING LIKE CYBER BUNNIES IN PRIOR-COITAL BLISS
<Syren> I'M SO HAPPY
* Syren is now known as MrPistonCock

<Aurochs> localh touched my junk liberally. he strapped me down
in his shopping cart and he couldn't keep his offensive hands off of
me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldn't believe what the
fuck was going on. i told localh that s2beta would not approve of their
administrator touching a member for free.
<Aurochs> it doesn't help that he had been all spun out after
touching everbody's junk. he can hardly click the ban button after
touching tweaker's diseased junk. how is he possibly gonna explain this
to simon when he doesn't ban the next idiot? they're gonna make him drop
trou in front of the tech members again. there it is. qjimbo just
called and asked why localh hasn't been locked out of the site yet. he
has to go.

<Shade> man
<Shade> True Crime LA's soundtrack sucks
<Shade> all I hear is "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS. IN THE STREETS OF ELLLLLL AAAYYYYYYYYY"
<Shade> Seriously

<Shade> dhz's password is probably something like "narutos"
<Tweaker_> I bet it's requiemoftwilight
<Shade> =O
<dothackzero> I bet your right Tweaker.
<Tweaker_> hahaha are you serious
<Tweaker_> hahahaha
<dothackzero> Try it if you don't believe me.

<Tweaker> O My God Tha Was So Awesome
<Tweaker> GO Mighty!!!
<Tweaker> I love That Game Sonic 1 Megamix
<Tweaker> V1 V2 and V3 I Cant Whate fir V4 That one Comes Out Its Gana Be So So Awesome
<Tweaker> ALL LOVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND ALL SONIC FRIENDS
<Tweaker> Grate Worck You Do Such an Awusome Job
<Tweaker> Good Luck With Sonic 1 Megamix And All The Sonic Games Stuff You Do ^-^
<Tweaker> WAY PAST COOL Thats Sonic ^-^
<Tweaker> That's it
<Tweaker> Megamix is cancelled
<Tweaker> show's over, guys
<Gold_Ore> hahaha
<Gold_Ore> pwned
<roxahris> hahaha
<roxahris> <Tweaker> ALL LOVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND ALL SONIC FRIENDS
<roxahris> no
<roxahris> fuck shadow
<roxahris> fuck big
<roxahris> fuck cream
<roxahris> fuck cheese
<GerbilSoft> you know who else loved sonic the hedgehog and all sonic friends?
<Gold_Ore> Hitler?
<GerbilSoft> :)
<Tweaker> XD

<Kles> http://www.penis-reduction.com/
<Skaarg> wtf
<Chaos_Hedgie> I need penis GROWTH.
<Quickman> Pen is reduction?
<Quickman> Then pencil is oxidation!
<Chaos_Hedgie> three inches is horrible.
<voice> .access Quickman
* Qjimbo dies
* voice runs
<|Shade|> whaaaao
<|Shade|> kthx
<|Shade|> but n0thx
<Quickman> ...yeah, I now have too much information about the size of your wang and I CAN'T GET RID OF IT.
<Qjimbo> XD
<Qjimbo> adding to quotes db :)
<Quickman> free(knowledge_of_chaos_hedgies_wang);
<Quickman> free(knowledge_of_chaos_hedgies_wang);
<Quickman> free(knowledge_of_chaos_hedgies_wang);
<Quickman> free(knowledge_of_chaos_hedgies_wang);
<Quickman> free(knowledge_of_chaos_hedgies_wang);
<Kles> Uh.
<Chaos_Hedgie> LOL
<Quickman> IT DOESN'T WORK

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more cocks for aurochs more cocks for au
<Sazpaimon_> rochs more cocks for aurochs more cocks for aurochs
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<Sazpaimon_> aurochs more cocks for aurochs more cocks for aurochs
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<Bowser> Cocks.
<Guess_Who> more cocks for aurochs
<Zarathustra> do you just have a script that does that
<CB|Away> gw, stop spamming
<Guess_Who> :(

<CheeseBacon> sonic2day is still GoD worthy even if the entry was just this: Gordon
<Pu7o> Do you like The Gordon? XD
<Wyvernlord> That makes no sense.
<Wyvernlord> Unless he's talking about his penis.
<Quickman> People frequently talk about my penis.
<Quickman> SHIT
<Quickman> FUCK
<Quickman> their penis*
<Quickman> their penis*
<Quickman> their penis*

<MadEchidna> ah fuck fire alarm
<Tweaker> roffle wut
<voice> yay fire alarms
* MadEchidna has quit (Ping timeout)

<dothackzero> EVERY FUCKING PLACE I GOI would rule every
computer and video game console. I would have the power to help people
make better computers, video game consoles, and video games.
<dothackzero> I would have longish hair, and a strong build.I
would carry a sword. I would be married to a freakin hot goddess and
have a cuple kids with her. I would ride a dragon for transportation. I
would be one of the nicer gods. Well, liked, but sorta a pain.

<Guess_Who> I fail to see the problem with letting AmyBitch back in for a few posts in the birthday topic
<Tweaker> GW
<Tweaker> she's not
<Tweaker> in fact
<Tweaker> there hasn't been a login since 2004
<Tweaker> Jim manually edited the sql tables
<Guess_Who> ... wow
<Guess_Who> I still don't see the problem :3
<Guess_Who> Unless he made Shade an admin in the process
*silence*
<Guess_Who> DID HE MAKE SHADE AN ADMIN IN THE PROCESS
<Guess_Who> PLEASE SAY NO

[21:41] <Gen> in b4 fail
[21:42] --> Saku(w=Saku@ac4724.152.102.96.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) has joined #s2beta

<Heran Bago> There is no difference between nigger music and basketball.

<CheeseBacon> sigh
<CheeseBacon> i need new porn
<Mustapha> cheesebacon: www.youtube.com
<CheeseBacon> i dont want to search for it, im all prepped and ready to go right now
<Mustapha> ok
* Shade has joined #sws2b
<STFUbot> o u shade
<Shade> Just so you guys know
<Shade> I am taking a dump while typing this
<Mustapha> ..
<dothackzero> -_-
<CheeseBacon> yay!
<CheeseBacon> that did the trick, thanks shade

<MathUser> Neo South Island and Aquatic Relix are named South Island and Aquatic Relics in the ROM.
<MathUser> Aquatic Relics, not aqautic relix
<roxahris> o.O
<MathUser> Relix is so net speak.
<roxahris> Relics? Relix?
<roxahris> I dont get it
<!Tweaker> ....!
<!Tweaker> OH!
<!Tweaker> Relix is a shortened version of Relics!
<!Tweaker> I always thought it was Ree-licks
<!Tweaker> Oh shit
<+setz> what the fuck
<!Tweaker> MIND STATUS = BLOWN
<MathUser> I kept saying Relax.
<~ScarredSun> O_o
<+setz> are you two joking :(
<!Tweaker> why would I be joking
<~ScarredSun> Yeah, I'm with setz here: I thought this was fairly obvious
<!Tweaker> No, I don't use retarded textspeak and relix is a word afaik
<!Tweaker> ...
<!Tweaker> LOL
<!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<roxahris> hahahahaha
<Shade> <!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the
alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<Shade> <!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<Shade> FUCK
<Samui> xD
<roxahris> ...
<roxahris> OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
<roxahris> my childhood, ruined
<!Tweaker> #retro: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

* @AerisZzZ sics Little Susie Who who was no more than 2 on Grinch
<@Seffy> His heart grew three sizes that day!
* @AerisZzZ pulls out a cigar, "something else grew too when he saw little susie who."
<@Seffy> :<
<@Seffy> How the Grinch Got Arrested for Child Pornography

<SkaarglovesPie> teacher: " DHZ what are you trying to find over there" DHZ:" umm idk"
<dothackzero> Just something in my pants.
<dothackzero> My creative micro thing fell though a hole in my pants pocket.
<dothackzero> Now I can't find it.
<dothackzero> So I'm just looking for it in my pants.
<dothackzero> I'm finding things.
<dothackzero> But not what I'm looking for.
<TedLovesKles> XD
<TedLovesKles> small penith, can't find it?
<dothackzero> no
<dothackzero> the creative micro thing in my pants.
<Quickman> Wow, you must have guts to admit that.
<Quickman> But how is it creative?
<dothackzero> rofl
<Quickman> Does it make little papier-mache sculptures in its spare time?
<dothackzero> The thing that plays music.
<Quickman> It plays MUSIC?
<dothackzero> yes
<Quickman> I knew some people wished for a twelve-inch pianist.
<dothackzero> I have a 5 GB penis.
<TedLovesKles> 1GB = 1CM

<Delta> I knew there was an SWS2B IRC channel for awhile, but only decided to take a look just now
<Delta> How active is the channel, at "peak" times?
<Chazman> Not very
<Chazman> The most active times usually involve Ted and Kles talking about their asscapades

*** Elusive has joined #sws2b.
Sonic65: Haihai.
Guess_Who: hi2u
Elusive: i say hi! ^_____________^
Sonic65: XD
*** Sonic65 has signed off IRC (Quit).
Elusive: ?
Guess_Who: He's just kind of retarded like that.
Elusive: Well, duh. I thought that was kind of odd, even for him =D
Elusive: it's like
Elusive: striking up a conversation, then stopiing deadpan, then jumping out of a window

<Tweaker> sounds like you two should just move in together
<Tweaker> you can be roomies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Tweaker> ^_____________________^
<snkenjoi> heh
<snkenjoi> we pracically were last year
<iojnekns> well, we were
<snkenjoi> it jsut led to no sleep an erratic drug consumption
<Ayla> Something for your mind, your body and your soul. It's the
power to arouse curiosity. The purpose, the goal which one acts on. A
journey of force: hot like the sun and wet like the rain. Rhythmatic
movements in unison with others prolong an act of sensation with no
limits or boundaries. Eternity is past. Wrong is right. It's the point
of greatest intensity -- pleasures of the highest sense. A condition;
the ultimate seduction.~
* Ayla dances around
<Ayla> speaking of erratic drug consumption
<Tweaker> XD

<Shade> Yeah but the ejaculation process is a bit nicer if you ask me
<Shade> something about rubbing a shaft is more appealing than fingering a cunt
<Shade> er, from a perosnal standpoint
<paul> ...
<Shade> holy shit that sounded gay
<paul> XD
<Nikki> Lovely
<Wite> Perhaps to you, Mr. Shade
<Wite> and yeah, it did sound a bit gay lol =P
<Fiz> XDDDDD
<Shade> I didnt mean it like "I LIKE COCK MORE THAN PUSSY LOL"
<Wite> :3
<Shade> Holy crap that was bad XD