<Phugolz> after 5 minutes of being in china I was like "FUCK THESE CHINKS
<Phugolz> and returned the game
<Alice> Well not every game can be about child molesting dolls flying in circles through golden rings on a timer, Phugolz.
<Phugolz> HAHAHAHAHA
<Phugolz> IN THE NIGHT
<Phugolz> DREAM DELIGHT
<Phugolz> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

<Cirnya> boobs
<Cirnya> boobs
<Cirnya> boobs
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<Sik> Boobs indeed
<Cirnya> boobs]
<Cirnya> boobs
<DalekSam> boobs
<Cirnya> boobs
<Birashot> tities
<DalekSam> red onion
<Cirnya> ... the hell kinda metaphor for tits is that
<Sik> STFU DalekSam
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<DalekSam> sweetcorn
<DalekSam> ham
<DalekSam> cheese
<Cirnya> hamichi
<DalekSam> all metaphors for tits for me
<Sik> So you would eat boobs?
<Cirnya> milk is delicious
<Birashot> twin circular things that men love to touch
<Sik> :|
<Sik> Don't dare me
<Cirnya> probably
<Sik> BOOBIES, TITS, CANS, BEWBEEIS, MUFFINS, BOULDERS, YABBOS,
SWEATERMEAT, JIGGLERS, BAZOOMS, MEAT PUPPETS, MILK WAGONS, JUBBLIES,
BREASTESSES, HAPPYSACKS, TATAS, BAAABOOMS, TWIN PEAKS, TWEETERS, CHI
CHI'S, COCONUTS, BOOBLATINES, MAMAMAMARRIES, SWEATER PUPPIES, BAGOS,
FLESH BAGS, WHOOPERS, PILLOWS, BOYS TOYS, DOUBLE MOUNDS, TEATS
<Sik> GLOBES OF WONDER, BAZONGAS, BOSOMS, BLOUSE WEASELS, BIG'UNS,
MELONS, TITILATIONS, BAZOOKAS, JIGGLYS, HOOTERS, BREASTS, JOY TOYS,
SQUEEZIES, KNOCKERS, FAKE O BAGOS, JUGS, RACK, WUBBAS, KNOBS,
HEADLIGHTS, FUNBAGS, PUPPIES, and of course WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION
!!!!
<Sik> Bonus points to whoever knows from where is that
<DalekSam> FAKE O BAGOS
<Birashot> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk0ARmuGvjY
<DalekSam> the hell
<Cirnya> BOOBIES, TITS, CANS, BEWBEEIS, MUFFINS, BOULDERS, YABBOS,
SWEATERMEAT, JIGGLERS, BAZOOMS, MEAT PUPPETS, MILK WAGONS, JUBBLIES,
BREASTESSES, HAPPYSACKS, TATAS, BAAABOOMS, TWIN PEAKS, TWEETERS, CHI
CHI'S, COCONUTS, BOOBLATINES, MAMAMAMARRIES, SWEATER PUPPIES, BAGOS,
FLESH BAGS, WHOOPERS, PILLOWS, BOYS TOYS, DOUBLE MOUNDS, TEATS, GLOBES
OF WONDER, BAZONGAS, BOSOMS, BLOUSE WEASELS, BIG'UNS,...
<Cirnya> ...MELONS, TITILATIONS, BAZOOKAS, JIGGLYS, HOOTERS,
BREASTS, JOY TOYS, SQUEEZIES, KNOCKERS, FAKE O BAGOS, JUGS, RACK,
WUBBAS, KNOBS, HEADLIGHTS, FUNBAGS, PUPPIES, and of course WEAPONS OF
MASS DISTRACTION !!!!
<Sik> http://bash.org/?448621
<Sik> :P
<MissScanty> jesus
<Sik> And he woke up

<MetalKnux> you know those old tube calculators?
<GerbilSoft> MetalKnux: yes
<MetalKnux> the metal rod numbers in the glass tubes and shit?
<GerbilSoft> nixie tubes
<MetalKnux> that's it
<MetalKnux> nixie tubes
<MetalKnux> my father took one from 1950
<MetalKnux> and hooked it up to a computer
<GerbilSoft> lol
<MetalKnux> he currently has the calculator running on DOS
<MetalKnux> and he's looking to get it working on Linux
<GerbilSoft> how's it hooked up?
<MetalKnux> it's like the most unholy union of past and present I've ever seen
<MetalKnux> some control board or something
<MetalKnux> there's wires welded everywhere
<MetalKnux> he currently has it counting up
<MetalKnux> at, like, 25 numbers a second
<MetalKnux> it looks like a bomb
<MetalKnux> it's like he's trying to invoke the end of time
<Overlord> <MetalKnux> it looks like a bomb
<Overlord> HACKERS TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A etc
<MetalKnux> oh God
<MetalKnux> don't let 4chan get into this shit
<MetalKnux> I don't want hackers on steroids getting up in my nixie tubes
<MetalKnux> oh god how do I untype that
<MetalKnux> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<GerbilSoft> =P
Welcome to yes not guilty shut up already - www.sonicretro.org | Hey
assholes, donate. scarredsun@sonicretro.org | <Tanks> he will rape
you <EnzoAquarius> That's awesome | <MetalKnux> I don't
want hackers on steroids getting up in my nixie tubes |
Topic set by Overlord on Wed Jul 06 2011 18:15:23 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
<MetalKnux> FUCKING BRITFAG
<GerbilSoft> get your nixie tubes tied
GerbilSoft run
Overlord sip tea
<Overlord> Problem, colonial?

<Spanner> just think
<Spanner> roxahris doesn't have to deal with snow
<Spanner> I think
<roxahris> true
<nineko> And that's another reason for me to avoid Australia since I love snow
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<roxahrus> I'm not fucking anyone
<roxahrus> I wish I were

<GeneOB> Every one thinks Ruby's pretty white bread, straight edge
<GeneOB> My thought?
<GeneOB> He drinks people under the table hardcore at Sega
<GeneOB> and wins
<Spanner> and then in comes Ken Balough....
<OL|Mobile> I'd liketo see that
<OL|Mobile> =P
<GeneOB> Ken's a lightweight
<Spanner> hahaha
<GeneOB> he gets a few beers in him
<ScarredSun> [13:36] <%GeneOB> Ken's a lightweight
<GeneOB> he's gone
<ScarredSun> QFT
<OL|Mobile> Truely this is a drinking contest as you imagined it

<Kradorex> Why is Retro down?
<Sparks> generations post-orgasm
<nineko> Because the time eater ate our bandwidth
<nineko> It was 100 megabit/second, now it's 100 megabit/nothing
<andlabs> ha
<Kradorex> oh dear

<DavidTL> Oh, you know that mad doctor is a mad lover.
<DavidTL> He had to beat the co-eds away in college.
<DavidTL> There were just so many of them!
<DavidTL> He used to wear capes because the ladies were all about them.
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<Sabe> AND IT FELT SO GOOD

<FraGag> !8ball will I leave this channel now
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<Nepnep> FraGag: Yes.

<+GerbilSoft> so apparently "nyan" is japanese for "meow"
<+GerbilSoft> what's the japanese for "quack"?
<~ScarredSun> <+GerbilSoft> what's the japanese for "quack"?
<~ScarredSun> gaagaa
<+GerbilSoft> ...that's also the hebrew for quack
<+GerbilSoft> what is this madness
<EnzoAquarius> Lady Quack?
<~ScarredSun> Dogs are "wan-wan"
<~ScarredSun> Do we need to cover any others
<+GerbilSoft> how about the sound a hedgehog makes when he's milked for more money
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<~ScarredSun> SEH-GAH

<Phugolz> WHO IS PEGI 18 AND WHY DOES HE SEEM TO MAKE EVERY VIDEO ANYMORE

<Sik> That reminds me, wasn't him selling robots in Sonic Battle?
<Screwdriver> oh yea
<Sik> You know, it'd be much easier for him to just make a fortune
selling robots then have his corporation silently take over the world
:|
<Screwdriver> heh
<Screwdriver> you mean like apple
<Sik> Yes
<Sik> Except Steve Jobs needs to be fat
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<Sik> Talking about Apple
<Sik> Hi GerbilSoft
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<Sik> LOL

<GerbilSoft> !kick me
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<GerbilSoft> o ok
<GerbilSoft> !kick ass
<MainMemory> I should add a kicktrigger list
<GerbilSoft> clearly mmbot doesn't kick ass
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<@MMBot> Maybe MMBot cannot speak.
<~SonicFreak94> Maybe
<~SonicFreak94> but the fact that you just spoke makes me a bit skeptical

<andlabs> http://blogs.msdn.com/b/vbteam/archive/2011/05/20/happy-20th-birthday-visual-basic.aspx
<nineko> Sonic 1 was written in VB confirmed

<Raven> omg enzo
<Raven> those are huge boobs

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<GerbilSoft> WRONG
<nineko> Wrong? Ok, I'll revert it
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<GerbilSoft> >_>

<Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> BBHood: i was wrong
<Overlord> HOLY SHIT
<GerbilSoft> Overlord: stfu
<Overlord> THIS IS ONE TO ARCHIVE

Varion Icaria (iixionxeon) is offline
Varion Icaria: hidden
nineko84: /me counts up to 100
nineko84: ... 98, 99, 100
nineko84: I AM COOOOOMIIIIIING
Varion Icaria: LOL

<TheShad> I fill retarded
<TheShad> because for nearly a decade now
<TheShad> I still read ScarredSun as "ScaredSun"
<NoNameAtAll> .
<NoNameAtAll> lol
<Caitlin> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9054912/1302034918683.jpg
<NoNameAtAll> I just think of it in terms of...MaimedMoon
<NoNameAtAll> ScarredSun
<Caitlin> it's okay, I do the same TheShad
<NoNameAtAll> *Shrug*
<TheShad> Kate: okay, so I'm not just dyslexic or something
<Overlord> <+TheShad> I fill retarded
<Overlord> That's a very niche fetish
* Overlord runs
<TheShad> I hate you
<NoNameAtAll> It's like that time I read phallus as failus.
<Overlord> XD
<TheShad> XD

Apr 29 11:36:00 <OL|Laptop> Phil looks like he's enjoying himself
Apr 29 11:36:01 <Spanner> runs in the family
Apr 29 11:36:03 <OL|Laptop> Queen doesn't
Apr 29 11:36:09 <GeneOB> I think the Queen fell asleep
Apr 29 11:36:12 <Spanner> OL: Well he hasn't seen a black man yet
Apr 29 11:36:24 <OL|Laptop> Don't worry
Apr 29 11:36:28 <GeneOB> <Spanner> OL: Well he hasn't seen a black man yet
Apr 29 11:36:31 <GeneOB> EXTERMINATE
Apr 29 11:36:34 <GeneOB> EXTERMINATE

<nineko> It's fun to install a pirated XP SP3 on a contrabanded laptop
<nineko> Can it get even worse than that? :P
<nineko> Oh right it did, when I used that laptop to abuse my neighbour's wifi

<Blanche> At least EC'll take me from behind :3
<ECrusher> <3333
<ECrusher> Will do
<GerbilSoft> :D

<Overlord> <EnzoAquarius> My cave of doom?
<EnzoAquarius> Yeah, that cave/cavern is immense as fuck
<Overlord> Don't talk about your GF that way
<EnzoAquarius> I dug so much :(