<Sik> Overlord: tsk, there are countries where the crisis wasn't heard of at all
<nineko> Yeah, like Antarctica

<MayorChapstick> lol Caitlin is on my free cams now apparently (nsfw)http://www.myfreecams.com/#CutieCaitlynn
<GerbilSoft> checking

<+Reimu_Hakurei> !8ball am I Shibby
<@MMBot> Most likely
<&Neko-sama> Reimu_Hakurei: It is certain.
<~SonicFreak94> .
<+Yoshika> !8ball is Reimu the real Reimu?
<@MMBot> Very doubtful
<&Neko-sama> Yoshika: Don't count on it.
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<+Yoshika> ahahahahaha
<%Sik> XD
<&MainMemory> >ban
<&Neko-sama> >~http://sf94.reimuhakurei.net/Junk/BAN.jpg

<oerg866> and in theory its not even a modchip
<oerg866> its just a cpld that divdes cocks

<Sik> !​k​i​l​l
<SonicFreak94> !kill
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* Caitlin gives voice to Gambit
<Sik> LOL

<Aerosol> Eh. This is something to talk to the missus about.
<nineko> Ask her if she has any female friends who like Italian people
<Aerosol> She does, but none of them speak italian :(
<nineko> Oh man, if only I could speak English :(
<Aerosol> ...you can't?
<nineko> <_<
<Oerg866__> lol

<Sik> :|
<FraGag> :V
<Sik> lol arrow

<GerbilSoft> uh oh
<GerbilSoft> shit's about to hit the fan
* Sik throws pizza to GerbilSoft
<GerbilSoft> pakistan says we violated them by killing obama
<GerbilSoft> ...
<GerbilSoft> oh fucking hell i did not just pull a fox news
<SoNick> shit we killed obama too
* GerbilSoft hangs head in shame
<GerbilSoft> fuck
<andlabs> derp

<Sik> Fail
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* MainMemory removes OP from Sik
<Sik> !dehalfop
<Sik> -_-'
* MainMemory removes half-OP from Sik
<Sik> !devoice
* MainMemory removes voice from Sik
<Sik> !deuser
* MainMemory removed Sik from the channel
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<Phugolz> speaking of talking out of their ass
<Phugolz> gerbil
<Phugolz> tell a joke
<GerbilSoft> you going to jail for fingering a minor
<Phugolz> well
<Phugolz> they do say comedy is tragity plus time

<+GerbilSoft> hey overlord
<+GerbilSoft> here's a millionaire-style $100 question
<+GerbilSoft> According to the nursery rhyme, the three little kittens lost what?
<+GerbilSoft> A. their appetite
<+GerbilSoft> B. their mittens
<+GerbilSoft> C. their homework
<+GerbilSoft> D. the game
<@Overlord> ...hm
<@Overlord> Can I use a 50/50 please
<+GerbilSoft> the remaining answers are B. their mittens, and D. the game
<@Overlord> GerbilSoft - hmmmm
<@Overlord> Can I ask the audience
<+GerbilSoft> what audience
<@Overlord> #retro
<@Overlord> What else
<DalekSam> D
<DalekSam> that is my button pressed
<+GerbilSoft> okay
<+GerbilSoft> so it's 0% B, 100% D
<@Overlord> hmmm
<@Overlord> I'd still like to be sure
<@Overlord> Can I phone a friend
* @Overlord open an IM window
<DalekSam> TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK
<@Overlord> [21:54:36] Overlord: You there?
<@Overlord> [21:54:36] Overlord: =P
<@Overlord> [21:54:46] ******: yup
<@Overlord> [21:54:49] Overlord: OK
<@Overlord> [21:54:53] Overlord: Run with me on this
<@Overlord> [21:55:00] Overlord: According to the nursery rhyme, the three little kittens lost what?
<@Overlord> [21:55:00] ******: k
<@Overlord> [21:55:04] Overlord: B. their mittens
<@Overlord> [21:55:07] Overlord: D. the game
<@Overlord> [21:55:17] Overlord: Which one
<@Overlord> [21:55:25] ******: mittens?
<@Overlord> [21:55:34] Overlord: Thank you -*phone clicks*
<@Overlord> hmmm
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<@Overlord> Audience disagrees with my friend :(
<Donnyku[Netbook]> lol
<@Overlord> FUCK IT
<@Overlord> WE'RE DOING IT LIVE
<@Overlord> IT'S D, GERBIL
<DalekSam> FINAL ANSWER?
<+GerbilSoft> is that your final answer
<@Overlord> FINAL ANSWER
<+GerbilSoft> you lost the game
<@Overlord> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

<GerbilSoft> whoosh
<Rainer> I hope they become good god-fearing Christians
<Ross> why do editorial and politicial cartoons nearly all look the same and sketchy looking?
<Ross> I swear to god
<ScarredSun> Also! I don't get naked. :( Sorry! Although if you
want to get naked for me I have no objections :P Strip poker/pool ftw xD
<ScarredSun> AMAZINGLY WRONG PASTE
<ScarredSun> BRAVO
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<Ross> there's got to be like a hundred political cartoonists that draw in the EXACT same way
<Dude> lol good job
<Lobotomy> brb qdb

<@MainMemory> !c# throw new StackOverflowException()
* MMBot has quit (Client closed the connection)
<@MainMemory> cool

<Aerosol_> 2(9+3) is 2*(8+3)

<@Overlord> It's like asking why you have nipples on your boobs and not your legs
<@Overlord> It just is
<Cirno> someone said boobs
<Cirno> where are the boobs
<Cirno> i must see the boobs
<@Overlord> Calm down #retro
<EnzoAquarius> Boobs?
<Cirno> boobs
<@Overlord> It was a metaphorical example
<Sik> Boobs?
<EnzoAquarius> Who the FUCK said boobs
<Sik> Boobs where?
<Cirno> boobs
<Sik> WHERE ARE THOSE BOOBS

<+Sik> !8ball am I angelXwind?
<@MMBot> It is certain
<@Neko-sama> It is decidedly so.
<+Sik> O_O
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<%angelXwind> OHSHI--
<+Sik> That explains everything
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<Tanks> reginald isn't my penis btw
<Tanks> my penis has a special name only I know
<roxahris> Well, I'm sure it's not your penis
<Tanks> you should be
<Tanks> I treat mine like a pokemon
<Tanks> named it in fucking caps
<roxahris> You make it fight other penises in battles?
<roxahris> You feed it candies and spray potions all over it?
[ long pause ]
<Tanks> just the name bro
<Tanks> just the name

<andlabs> wow Cowering's names are really wrong
<andlabs> " Zou! Zou! Zou! Rescue Daisenryaku"
<andlabs> since when does a game about elephants have anything to do with the fucking WORLD WAR 2
<NoNameAtAll> andlabs: You didn't know? The real truth is that the
atomic bomb was an elephant that really just slammed into the cities.
<NoNameAtAll> The US just took credit for it.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<Lise> lol
<andlabs> lol
<EnzoAquarius> :V
<NoNameAtAll> As for the radiation...blame the elephants' fecal matter. >_>

<Donnyku[Netbook]> so what do I want for Brunch today?
<Jorge|2> you want to branch if not equal

nineko84: I've yet to see you do something wrong when it comes to music or to programming
tiidonaator: well, I don't show my fails to anyone :P
nineko84: In before THE 68000 HAS STOPPED WORKING. PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE MEGA DRIVE TRIES TO FIND A SOLUTION.
tiidonaator: haha

<Marc> leaf
<MainMemory> you can /mode +g leaf
* Tweaker sets mode +g #retro leaf
<Spanner> beef
<RetroServ> leaf
<Tweaker> ...
<Spanner> ...
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<MainMemory> apparently not
<GerbilSoft> +gwned
<BBHood> lol

<Spanner> text on a screen
<Overlord> <Spanner> text on a screen
<Overlord> The rather boring sequal to snakes on a plane
<Overlord> =P

<+MathUser2929> snow lightning
<+GerbilSoft> speaking of dumbasses
<+MathUser2929> noone walk talking about dumbasses GerbilSoft

<Volpino> Nah, we had cake, it was chocolate, with chocolate icing, and chocolate sprinkles.
<ScarredSun> Cookie cake is an also-ran
<Chimera> spanner wtf that image
<Chimera> also CHOCOLATE
<Volpino> Also we discussed dicks.
<Chimera> sounds delicious
<Volpino> No seriously.