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<Revival9001> it's syniphas
<DangerMouse> Revival9001, then pray or something.

<NoNameAtAll> GerbilSoft: CSI: Brasilia
<NoNameAtAll> *shades*
<NoNameAtAll> *Joke*
<NoNameAtAll> SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

<Tweaker> I continuously find it harder to believe that a rational person could be conservative
<Tweaker> I don't think I agree with a single one of their political views
<MetalKnux> every person who was a standout conservative on taht forum
<GerbilSoft> Tweaker: well, it was conservatives who tried legislating pi = 3
<GerbilSoft> and 3's rational
* GerbilSoft run
<TheShad> Tweaker: Oh shit, dude
<Tweaker> .
<Tweaker> LOL
<andlabs> lol
<Leaf> ouch
<Leaf> my brain

<Blanche> MUser only recently figured out I'm gay
<Blanche> How could I have made it more obvious?
<NoNameAtAll> Add a tag to your nick that says |Gay?
<NoNameAtAll> I dunno.
<Blanche> Blanche|Gay
<Blanche> How you like me now?
<EnzoAquarius> :|
<JakeyBoy> I recall briefly being called GaykeyBoy
* Blanche gone smokin'
<EnzoAquarius> GaykeyBoy? o_O
<JakeyBoy> uhhuh.
=-= ScarredSun is now known as FaBulanche
<FaBulanche> :V
<FaBulanche> That's how
=-= FaBulanche is now known as ScarredSun
<JakeyBoy> now THAT is better.

<GerbilSoft> wtf is eggcore
<NoNameAtAll> The yolk.

<+Mendinso> It's funny.
<+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Mendinso> Just because I could.
<+GeneOB> IT'S INCREDIBLE
<+Mendinso> >_>
<+Sonic65> <+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Sonic65> ...what
<+Sonic65> You just parked outside of CVS
<+Sonic65> And watched it
<+Mendinso> Sonic65: Ack. Miswrote what I meant.
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Mendinso> Fuck you.
<+Mendinso> :|
...
<+Mendinso> Oh god.
<+Mendinso> CVS
<+Mendinso> Turned it on.
* +GerbilSoft run
<+GerbilSoft> Mendinso: did you mean QVC
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Sonic65> rofl
<+GeneOB> (bashes head into wall)
<+Mendinso> FFFF
<+Sonic65> ROFL
<+Sonic65> See
<+Sonic65> You are parked outside of CVS
<+Mendinso> why
<+Sonic65> As we speak
<+Mendinso> IS
<+Mendinso> THERE
<+Mendinso> A
<+Mendinso> CHRISTMAS TREE!?

<andlabs> time for real conservation
<MetalKnux> so what about that global warming?
<MetalKnux> man
<MetalKnux> polar icecaps, huh?
<Ironfist> man
<MetalKnux> yeah
<Ironfist> i beat off to climate change
<MetalKnux> I also heard about Al Gore
<MetalKnux> jeeze
<Ironfist> What a slut
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<MetalKnux> this is boring as fuck all
<MetalKnux> let's talk about Sonic
<JakeyBoy> Climate Change Zone
<MetalKnux> indeed

<andlabs> hm
<andlabs> that drive
<andlabs> the company became Seagate
<andlabs> looks like they shot themselves in the foot
<GerbilSoft> ..where's the shades
<andlabs> oh okay
<andlabs> looks like they...
andlabs shades
<andlabs> ...hey I'm not kicked!
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<EnzoAquarius> FAIL

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<iojnekns> hi
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<+Sabe> I AM HERE
<+Sabe> (awesome)
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<Comma> hay
<Comma> ...
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<lostgame> Am I seriously like the first active user today?

<+Supakitsune> type with your penis
<+Acmlm> that one is easy enough
<+Bloodstar> or your index fingers
<+Higsby> type with air
<+Acmlm> did it justnnow

<@FirePhoenix> something being girlfriend
<@FirePhoenix> she went to the bathroom so i decided to look in
<@Revya> ....
<@Tyty> .....
<@Tyty> She isn't going to be your girlfriend long
<@FirePhoenix> I meant look into the channel!

<+GerbilSoft> fail
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
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<GerbilSoft> ...
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<MorphTH> XD
<+Sik> XD

<segaloco> Sik: if you have seen tinkerbell /34/ then you will know X_X
<SoNick> Unless...
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<Supakitsune> hmm
<SoNick> Ohgod, 24/7 2fort ALL CRITS instant respawn
* segaloco dededededededededededede
<segaloco> </continue sound>
<Supakitsune> it's funny how there are so many sound effects in
M&S that are pretty much re-used wholesale from Sonic Rush/Adventure
<Supakitsune> though they have the speed boost sfx from Unleashed in there too
<Lotsa16BT> Tinkerbell Tweaker S&M
<segaloco> thats an image i didnt need to see
<Lotsa16BT> That is what I got from reading the last few lines
<segaloco> but tweakers hair makes him a G, so yeah
<Supakitsune> I said M&S not S&M
<Supakitsune> oh great
<Lotsa16BT> Commutative property of addition
<Supakitsune> goddamnit 16bt
<Lotsa16BT> a+b=b+a
<Supakitsune> M&S S&M
<Supakitsune> D8<
<segaloco> take your _
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<segaloco> whack it on your ?
<Lotsa16BT> STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
<FraGag> who said it was an addition?
<segaloco> no, stick it up your +
<SoNick> S&M at the Olympic games? That's... actually that might make them worth watching

<PC2> Man just imagine if they kept making stupid add-ons
<PC2> "Kids, keep food cool with the new SEGA MEGAFRIDGE!"
<IronSonic_> I think the 32x made Sega realize that the add-ons were stupid.
<@Overlord> No
<@Overlord> The 32X made the PUBLIC realise addons were stupid
<@GerbilSoft> zip drive for dreamcast.
<@GerbilSoft> you know where that ended up
<@GerbilSoft> =P
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<EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<PC2> XD
<@GerbilSoft> both because sega was leaving the hardware business at the time
<@GerbilSoft> and because the whole zip click of death shenanigans was unravelling
<@Overlord> <EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<EnzoAquarius> Zip Dick of Death
<@Overlord> I have this urge now
<EnzoAquarius> That's what I read
<@Overlord> To make a Sega fridge magnet
<EnzoAquarius> Overlord: Do it
<@Overlord> And take photos of it stuck to things
<EnzoAquarius> It's fucking easy
<@Overlord> LOOK KIDS, THE ALL NEW SEGA RADIATOR
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<@Overlord> THE SEGA FORD FIESTA
<@Overlord> etc
<@GerbilSoft> sega ford pinto
<@GerbilSoft> with blast processing
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<EnzoAquarius> KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOU THE ALL NEW SEGA TAX REPORT ORGANIZER FOR BIG BUSINESSES 1992 EDITION

<PC2> Why does SpongeBob even still exist
<+Supakitsune> it may have had a pillow or plushie or something
<+Supakitsune> PC2: because HE PRINTS MONEY!!!
<+Umbreon> Spongebob is a pretty funny show
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<PC2> Next episode they're just going to be sitting there playing pong
<roxtop> Jay, you originalcontentfag you
<EnzoAquarius> Spongebob rocks
<+Umbreon> Sandy is super hot MURRRRR
<Spindash> wtf did I just walk into

<NoNameAtAll> <Overlord> Only Microsoft could make a party pack with a EULA on it <-- Apple.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<NoNameAtAll> Or they'd DRM it.
<NoNameAtAll> Thus making it worthless.

<MetalKnux> #retro
<MetalKnux> am I sexy?
<NoNameAtAll> No.
<MetalKnux> I'm not asking you
<MetalKnux> I'm asking the people of #retro who matter
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<Retro> No.
=-= Retro is now known as NoNameAtAll
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<Retro> No indeed

<EnzoAquarius> I AM BACH
<Overlord> Well I'm Mozart
<Overlord> Suck on that
* Overlord runs
<nineko> I'm Beethoven
* nineko barks
<Overlord> LOL

<~Tweaker> HEY THERE COURTNEY
<~Tweaker> SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> HOW IS YOUR SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> BY THE WAY, WE'RE ALL OUT OF SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> CAN YOU GO TO THE SONIC RETRO AND PICK UP SOME SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> THX <3
<~Tweaker> Love,
<~Tweaker> ~Sonic Retro

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<EnzoAquarius> Ahhhh
<EnzoAquarius> I love these Saturdays
<EnzoAquarius> They're so relaxing and cozy
<Destructiox> hmm
<MUser> wednesdays
<Destructiox> well i copied my ASM file from my broken hack into a fresh one
<EnzoAquarius> MUser: FUCK
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<&Destructiox> i just had the weirdest thought ever
<&Destructiox> just a thought of God sitting at a computer, with SonED on the screen, designing Earth
<&Destructiox> and i lol'd
<&Destructiox> just scratching his head and going, 'no, no, the chunks don't fit! i'll have to redraw them'
<~DrXInsanity> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<&SonicVaan> XD
<&SonicVaan> We are in a Sonic engine

<Blanche> Oh God two of my housemates have got colds
<@Overlord> SWINE FLU ALERT
<SOTI> ahahahahhahaha
<+Kradorex> RED ALERT
<+GerbilSoft> DICKS ALERT
<+Kradorex> ALL HANDS TO BATTLESTATIONS
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<SOTI> ACTIVATE THE PENIS
<@Overlord> Oh dear
<+GerbilSoft> "battlestations"

<Ritz> <TheShad> (image of light bouncing forever after being trapped between 2 mirrors) hahaha
<Ritz> They'd have to be perfect mirrors
<SlushBox> or one way glass or something
<Ritz> Which isn't really possible right now
<+Sik> Who cares?
<+Sik> Moving mirrors faster than the speed of light isn't possible either
<Ritz> Your skank mother all up on my dick cares okay
<+Sik> In any case, that'd be the nightmare of a raycasting engine though
<PC2> lrn2chaoscontrol, Sik
<PC2> duh
<+Sik> Ritz: stop skanking on fake mothers
<@Overlord> CHAOS.... CONTROL!
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<@Overlord> :V
<PC2> XD
<Ritz> Fake mother, pssh
<+Sik> XD
<Ritz> As if anyone would ever want to immitate your mother
<SlushBox> last time i chaoscontrol'd i broke my foot
<Blanche> You lot are being well weird
<+Sik> Ritz: exactly the same deal as with yours
<Ritz> And moving something faster than the speed of light is totally possible
<+Sik> ZING
<TheShad> OL: And I guess you use black materia when you wanna kick someone?
<@Overlord> hahahaha

<SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<SOTI> leading tristan to make another article
<Aquaslash> hahahahahahaha
<Oerg866> <SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<Leaf> no, I'd lose faith in the other techies for helping to approve him
<Oerg866> well
<Oerg866> uh
<Nova> WHAT
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Retro: Live and BURN - http://www.sonicretro.org/ | It's SUPER
EFFECTIVE! | commadoo is the iblis trigger | <&XkeeperLaptop>
is this the retrocaust? | <SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of
people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<iojnekns> i'd punch myself in the head for an hour

<@Overlord> KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE
<@Overlord> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<+GerbilSoft> RetroServ, does Overlord fail?
* A_Yoshi divides by negative 0
<+Sik> FUCK
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* Overlord was kicked by RetroServ (Yes, he does!)