<Blanche> Oh God two of my housemates have got colds
<@Overlord> SWINE FLU ALERT
<SOTI> ahahahahhahaha
<+Kradorex> RED ALERT
<+GerbilSoft> DICKS ALERT
<+Kradorex> ALL HANDS TO BATTLESTATIONS
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<SOTI> ACTIVATE THE PENIS
<@Overlord> Oh dear
<+GerbilSoft> "battlestations"