<PC2> Imagine if one day just everyone in the world turned gay
<Umbreon> end of the species
<TheShad> I don't have to
<TheShad> I come to retro

<TheShad> Which of you is Dallas Lawrence?
<&Tweaker> that's MUser
<TheShad> oh jesus
<TheShad> ignore ignore ignore

<ScarredSun/WALLOPS> HELLO THIS IS YOUR IRC ADMINISTRATOR
SPEAKING. We'll be going down a couple of times today to accomodate the
upgrading of BadnikNET to be faster, more secure and more
feature-filled. This is a win-win for everyone, except you, who may have
to find a place to talk about how gay your fellow IRC friends are for
fifteen minutes or so. More updates will be posted as the time to go
down gets closer.

<Flaria> I'm pretty shy in person but I do make people laugh with my sense of humor with my facial expressions.
<TheShad> the only difference between my online self and who I am
<TheShad> is I'm more withdrawn when I first meet people
<TheShad> but that goes away pretty quick
<+MadEchidna> fuck, I'm not
<+MadEchidna> I'm a damn used car salesman
<TheShad> you shit in sinks
<TheShad> you cna't be withdrawn
<+MadEchidna> <_<
<PC2> XD
<+MadEchidna> that was a survival tactic
<+MadEchidna> f u
<Flaria> xD
<PC2> I think I may have to quarter dircle back that

<ScarredSun> I thought Megamix's marketing scheme was just don't do any work for months :V
<Aquaslash> OH
<Aquaslash> SNAP
<TheShad> Buuuuurn
<Tweaker> hey.
<Tweaker> HEY.
<Sik> ScarredSun: Team Megamix doesn't have money to lose
|<-- ScarredSun has left irc.badnik.net (Killed (Tweaker (FUCK YOU)))
<Aquaslash> hahahaha
<NoNameAtAll> o.o

=-= GerbilSoft was booted from #Retro by Aquaslash (and you were given up)
=-= Aquaslash was booted from #Retro by Tweaker (and you were let down)
=P
=-= Flygon was booted from #Retro by RetroServ (Taking my CUT of the action)
=-= Tweaker was booted from #Retro by Tweaker (and now I'm going to run around and desert you)

<Vendettagainst> Tweaker is also going through a not spelling names right phase
<Tweaker> that's not a phase
<Tweaker> that's a relfex
<Tweaker> ...
<Tweaker> FUCK IT
<Tweaker> WE'RE DOING IT LIVE

<ECrusher> QUICK, BAN HIM
<GerbilSoft> !op
--- RetroServ gives channel operator status to GerbilSoft
--- GerbilSoft sets ban on him!*@*
<ECrusher> ...WTF

<BlastProcessing> "MARIO CYCLE: New Mario game announced.
Mario fanboys are excited. Game is no better than the last Game is
practically the same flipping game just with a new gimmick like outer
space. Game gets good reviews because everyone is a Mario fanboy.
Horrible Sports game is announced. Fans are excited. Game is bad. Gets
good reviews of course."

<@Overlord> Know who else got +g'd?
<@Overlord> That's right
* Overlord sets mode: +g *Hitler*

<PACHUKA> linux is the generic oreos your parents try to pass off on you
<PACHUKA> THEY'RE LIKE OREOS HONEY BUT BETTER FOR YOU
<ECrusher> Oreettes
<PACHUKA> YES MOM
<PACHUKA> BUT THEY TASTE LIKE RODENT RECTUM
<ECrusher> mom knows best

<NoNameAtAll> What would happen if the 360 broke while you were viewing a Rick Roll?
<NoNameAtAll> Rick Roll of Death?
<Aquaslash> lol
<EnzoAquarius> NoNameAtAll: HA

Kradorex> ϾϿ
<NoNameAtAll> Eyes? Or boobs?
<NoNameAtAll> YOU DECIDE!

<MadEchidna> So Kate,
<MadEchidna> Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
<NoNameAtAll> Not you.
* NoNameAtAll runs

<Hakudoshi> what's wrong with x64?
<Hakudoshi> you like IA64 better ?

<GerbilSoft> you have no life.

<Var|Disasm> You know I once converted a Lesbian to being bi
<Var|Disasm> After jamming my cock down her throat
<Var|Disasm> >__>
<Tweaker> OH MY GOD VARION
<Tweaker> I JUST LAUGHED REALLY FUCKING HARD
<Var|Disasm> :D

<MadEchidna> I went down there to pick it up, and when I was on my way back, at like 7 pm, I got hungry and went to McDonalds
<MadEchidna> it's a 2 hour trip on the bus each way, see
<MadEchidna> so I got a small McRib meal
<MadEchidna> on nom nom, was on my way
<MadEchidna> HALF AN HOUR LATER
<MadEchidna> my stomach goes
<MadEchidna> beep beep beep WHAT THE FUC*BOOM*OOOOAAAAH
<MadEchidna> I had the shits like I've never had in my life
<MadEchidna> I was in apsolute agony
<GerbilSoft> MadEchidna: you could say...
* GerbilSoft shades
<GerbilSoft> ..you were in a shitty situation
<GerbilSoft> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<MadEchidna> so the bus pulls up to a park and ride, which was half way between olympia and home
<MadEchidna> so I got off the bus for a much needed bathroom break
<MadEchidna> I RUN to the fucking public restroom, which has one stall
<MadEchidna> and there is some dude paying a psp in the stall
<MadEchidna> and I'm like dude, hurry up pls, I'm about to shit myself here
<MadEchidna> and he's like uuh, whatever
<MadEchidna> a split second after that, my eyes go wide like an anime charactor who's been mortally stabbed
<MadEchidna> and I think quickly
<MadEchidna> I pull down my pants, and procede to fill the sink
<MadEchidna> yeah
<MadEchidna> I was that desperate
<EnzoAquarius> TROLL OF THE YEAR
<EnzoAquarius> What did the guy say?
<Var|Disasm> Did the guy come out?
<MadEchidna> dude, you're saying troll of the year but this really happened
<EnzoAquarius> I know
<MadEchidna> no the dude didn't seem to notice
<GerbilSoft> real-life troll
<segaloco> MadEchidna: I know the situation, I ran into the
bathroom at the gym in school once, all I heard was (fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap)
* andlabs throws you all under the billy goat bridge
<segaloco> so I just ran out and pissed on a tree
<Var|Disasm> I bet he noticed when he went out
<MadEchidna> so I finish dispensing my chocolate softserver
<Var|Disasm> or maybe he was high
<Var|Disasm> and washed his hands in it
<MadEchidna> and I'm like okay, now what
<MadEchidna> I'm standing there with shit all over my butt and I have nothing to wipe
<EnzoAquarius> Rubbed your ass in the grass?
<Jorge> loool
<MadEchidna> and I kid you not, it looked exactly like someone had poured like 8 pounds of ice cream into the sink
<MadEchidna> it was like this perfect swirl
<andlabs> MadEchidna: no paper towels
<andlabs> ?
<MadEchidna> so here's the scene
<MadEchidna> no towels
<MadEchidna> and I'm inches away from the door
<MadEchidna> and the door leads to a very public area
<MadEchidna> with a security guard
<MadEchidna> and people
<MadEchidna> and busses
<MadEchidna> no hallway
<MadEchidna> just outside
<MadEchidna> and I'm covered in shit
<MadEchidna> so what do I do?
<MadEchidna> fucking solid snake man
<MadEchidna> I ran into the womens restoom
<andlabs> MadEchidna: you work in an airport, right?
<MadEchidna> *restroom
<EnzoAquarius> MadEchidna: WIN
<MadEchidna> and I used that bathroom
<MadEchidna> oh did I ever use it
<MadEchidna> and to cap it all off
<MadEchidna> I managed to walk right past the security guard and board the bus
<MadEchidna> sans underwear
<MadEchidna> that was the only casualty
<MadEchidna> and that my friends
<MadEchidna> is the McRib Story

<+Katelynn> ugh, speaking of fat ass
<+Katelynn> I was at the beach today
<+Sonic65> and you saw x64?
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
<+Katelynn> there was this chick with varicose veins running down her thigh D:
<+Katelynn> and no, Sonic65
<+Katelynn> whales are not natural to fresh water lakes
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<+Sonic65> bahahaha
<+GerbilSoft> ..how DARE you insult whales like that
<+GerbilSoft> comparing x64 to a whale
<+GerbilSoft> sheesh
* +GerbilSoft run
<segaloco> lol
<+Sonic65> x64 is hunted down for his sperm
<+Sonic65> ...wait
<segaloco> >_>
<+Sonic65> NO
<+Sonic65> NO
<+Sonic65> NO
<+GerbilSoft> so he's a sperm whale
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<+Katelynn> Sonic65 will hunt him down for his sperm
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<@Overlord> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+GerbilSoft> oh SNAP
<Flaria> Rofl.
<%Puto> Sonic65 wants x64's sperm
* GerbilSoft is now known as Chris_Hansen
<+Sonic65> fffffffffffffffffffff
<+Chris_Hansen> why don't you have a seat
* Chris_Hansen is now known as GerbilSoft
<Jayextee> Dudes, whales are FUCKING AWESOME.
<Jayextee> I'm not kidding
<Jayextee> Anyway, back to my WIP tl;dr :P
<%Puto> then maybe Jayextee is the one who wants x64's sperm
<JakeyBoy> lol
* segaloco smacks Sonic65 around a bit with a large sperm whale
<Var|Disasm> Each male whale deposites 500 Gallons of sperm in the ocean a day
<Var|Disasm> That explains why it's salty

<andlabs> segaloco: I was going to list what you'd need to understand
<andlabs> * what a class is
<andlabs> * what a method is
<segaloco> ...
<andlabs> * what Main is
<segaloco> I know all that already
<andlabs> * what a public class is
<andlabs> how could that take 3 days
* FrozenNitrogen (561b5baf@bdnk-d91ce163.cultnet.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
<andlabs> unless your teacher is quite verbose
<segaloco> I knew that there was bound to be some java, but I didnt think thats all it was
<segaloco> get this, he said that c++ is geared more towards windows
<segaloco> WINDOWS
<segaloco> FUCKING WINDOWS
<segaloco> WTF
<segaloco> must be a visual studio fag
<PC2> who even uses li--
<segaloco> I DO BITCH

<OSM> I stay on Retro too much
<OSM> I had a nightmare Tweaker dropped from admin, and the world ended
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<OSM> people starved to death, aids/hiv broke out
<OSM> shit happened
<Tweaker> LOL
<OSM> then I woke up in sweats
<OSM> true story
* EnzoAquarius plays Chaotix
<OSM> Tweaker, never stop being an admin ;___;
<OSM> I don't want RE5 to happen
<OSM> irl*

<+Sik> Gerbil, since when are you British?
<+Sik> o_o;
<+GerbilSoft> since your mum
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> FUCK
<@Overlord> hahahaha
<+Sik> XD

<CyberKitsune> !bk nick [#channel] - Deop, ban and kick <nick> on the specified <#channel>;.
<CyberKitsune> <2
<CyberKitsune> <3*
<CyberKitsune> My fav command :3
--- Tweaker sets ban on *!cyberkitsun@*.wa.comcast.net
<-- Tweaker has kicked CyberKitsune from #retro (mine too!)

EnzoAquarius throws The Game at Sik.
Sik misses it.
<Sik> I lost it :(

<Tweaker> I strongly believe that the entire world should use equalspee
<Tweaker> fuck colonpee
<djohe> k =P
<GerbilSoft> <&Tweaker> fuck colon
<GerbilSoft> exactly
<Tweaker> .
* GerbilSoft run