<+GerbilSoft> and here comes the idiot brigade
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<XkeeperLaptop> hey ScarredSun
<XkeeperLaptop> I'm playing with jquery at work
<XkeeperLaptop> at first I was like
<XkeeperLaptop> "man jquery is gay"
<XkeeperLaptop> then I was like
<XkeeperLaptop> "wait no it isn't, it'd be jQueery in that case"

<DalekSam> so I need inspiration to do a thing
<nineko> You need porn to touch yourself?

<%Caitlin> http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/nom_phelps_kids.jpg
<&Xkeeper> Caitlin: Sad.
<supes> so god doesn't like a website about british cigarettes?
*** ECrusher is now known as Fag_O`Lantern
*** Caitlin is now known as Jew
* Jew crucifies Jesus *
*** Jew is now known as Caitlin
<+GerbilSoft> where can i buy a fag o'lantern
<+GerbilSoft> that'd be great for halloween next year
<+GerbilSoft> (well, this year)
<+Fag_O`Lantern> Right here, big boy
<supes> creepy
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<+Fag_O`Lantern> Hey Rainer, baby.
<Rainer> hey tweaker
<&Tweaker> hi
<Rainer> whoops
<Rainer> It was either him, Blanche, or SS
<+Fag_O`Lantern> Rofl.
<NoNameAtAll> Wait, what.
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<%Puto> I hereby state
<%Puto> that from now on, in every year
<%Puto> January 22nd will be Anti-GerbilSoft day
<+GerbilSoft> no u.
<djohe> [18:54:17] <%Puto> that from now on, in every year <---- you will release a hack on 1st april?
<MagmaDragoon> January 23rd will be Pro-GerbilSoft day
<%Puto> in Anti-GerbilSoft day, we must all break into
GerbilSoft's home, format all of his computers, and load them with
Windows Vista
<+GerbilSoft> fail
<+MainMemory> I usually kick GerbilSoft at least once a day
<%Puto> and burn all his ubuntu discs
<%Puto> and gentoo discs
<%Puto> and every other distro
<+GerbilSoft> [12:54:50 PM] <%Puto> and burn all his ubuntu discs
<djohe> Puto dont forget to change his graphics card to nVidia
<%Puto> right, you don't have them
<+GerbilSoft> you're going to burn me ubuntu discs?
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<%Puto> ...XD

<Spanner> and now segaloco enlarged his penis
<Spanner> with a disassembly
<segaloco> :p
<segaloco> actually, i hopefully enlarged mercury's
<segaloco> heck, if he's interested in disassembling mmds
<segaloco> he can help me :p
<Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied
<Freeza> won't that be cool
<segaloco> Freeza: that would be cool actually
<segaloco> i mean, its a shit game
<Stocking> Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied <--- so we can make it not suck
<segaloco> but hey, so is sonic genesis and people....nevermind
<Stocking> I'd like to disassemble labyrinth
<segaloco> that was a rewrite
* segaloco runs
<Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is
<nineko> Disassemble Toy Story's MOD player
<GerbilSoft> Freeza: okay, do you know how to read 68000 code
<Stocking> or better yet... Sonic Triple Trouble
<nineko> Freeza sarc.asm?
<Stocking> <Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is <--- we do
<Freeza> okay
<Freeza> QDB

<Overlord> Anyway
<Overlord> I'm knackered
<Overlord> Bed for OL
<Overlord> Night all
<MathUser2929> goodnight Rod Lover
<SoNick> 'night OL
<PolygonJim> bai OL
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<MathUser2929> lol, didn't get kicked for that.
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<Overlord> Actually
<Spanner> hahaha
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<Caitlin> KNACKERED
<PolygonJim> I'm pleased
<Overlord> NOW I can go to bed
<Overlord> :)
<Caitlin> you should have attached a ban to that Overlord
<SoNick> you forgot the +b
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<Lobotomy> am
<Lobotomy> I
<Lobotomy> I am*
<Lobotomy> SO
<Lobotomy> fucking baked
<Lobotomy> I'm like sitting here derped the fuck out
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<Demi-God> Hello?
<RAMPKORV> Hello. You need more anal sex.
<Demi-God> Whaaaaat
<Demi-God> Not really.

<@GerbilSoft> !calc in a correct format
<@GLaDOS> FormatException in mscorlib: Input string was not in a correct format.
<@GerbilSoft> YES IT WAS

<Caitlin> so why do these people keep getting zlined anyways
<arsenicCatnip> isn't xkeeper like one of the network admins
<XkeeperLaptop> certain words are zline triggers
<Caitlin> oh, ha
<XkeeperLaptop> mostly from back when we had those fun bot floods
<arsenicCatnip> oh okay
<arsenicCatnip> that makes sense
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<Caitlin> WE ARE THE ANONY-stop right there, Caitlin
Closing link: (Kip@defrosted.tuna.guild) [Z-Lined: ]
* Disconnected

<Spanner> uh
<Spanner> what's that winamp plugin which accepts a lot of shit?
<Spanner> vgmplayer or something
<GerbilSoft> in_toilet?
<djohe> lol
<djohe> ahahaha

<PolygonJim> my mom just asked if I would wipe her ass because she needs to take a shit and she just painted her nails

<Puto> I have to really question some of the load-by-extension defaults Ubuntu has
<Puto> I mean really
<Puto> why does XFCE think that the best program to open a .doc file is MY MEDIA PLAYER

<Oerg866> gerbilsoft getting banned?!
<Oerg866> I must not miss this
<MattATobin> well if you ban me ill just pay tweaker to unban me
* Tweaker sets ban on *!MattATobin@*.ipltin.sbcglobal.net
* Tweaker has kicked MattATobin from #retro (Tweaker)

<Gambit> you forgot to +h me nineko :3
* nineko sets mode: +h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h Gambit
Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit
Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit
<Gambit> oh god what
<nineko> ffffffff it was odd
<Oerg866> XD
<Gambit> lol
* nineko sets mode: -h Gambit
<nineko> I thought they were even
<nineko> c/p fail
<Gambit> and for a brief time I had % next to my name

<MissScanty> <Overlord> > learn to use homing attack
<MissScanty> >1 second delay like in Sonic 06
<MissScanty> just enough to kill you :V
<Overlord> <@MissScanty> >1 second delay like in Sonic 06
<Overlord> Now now, be fair
<Overlord> That wasn't a design decision
<Overlord> That was the game loading the code for the homing attack each time it's used
* Overlord runs

<Duck> You should be an admin.
<nineko> No u
<Duck> ...
<Mima> ahahaha
<nineko> Welcome to Sonic Retro Italia ~
<nineko> General Pasta Discussion
<nineko> Pizza & Reverse Pizza
<Duck> PAAASTAAA!
<Mima> yum yum =V
<djohe|OUT> when do I get my tortelini
<nineko> They're in the members lounge, you unregistered user :U

<nineko> Hey it's Gambit
<nineko> How's your tree going?
<Gambit> we haven't touched the tree yet
<nineko> :(
<Gambit> don't worry, I'll announce when we do
<nineko> It deserves its own thread
<Gambit> or when we finish it, idk
<Gambit> lol
<nineko> It will have more pages than the Sonic 4 thread
<Gambit> BAAAAAAAAAW THE TREE HAS GREEN LEAVES
<nineko> ... lol

<nineko> Tweaker you there?
(no answer)
<nineko> Time for plan B
<nineko> Overlord you there?
<Overlord> For now
<nineko> Overlord: I think flamewing's hack should be split from the General Hack Thread
<nineko> General Screenshot Thread rather
<nineko> So it can be wiki'd
<Overlord> nineko - maybe later
<Overlord> I'm too tired
<nineko> k
<Overlord> =P
<nineko> Time for plan C
<nineko> tits
<BBHood> tits?
<BBHood> where?
<nineko> Nowhere, but I need you
<BBHood> :|
<nineko> Sorry :U
<Overlord> hahahaha]

<Ross> and I gave a drawing to Ranger, I don't know if he'll ink it or not
<Ink> hey hands off
<Ink> >_>

<Apophis> .seen vagina
<feepbot> Apophis: I have last seen vagina 21 weeks, 2 days ago saying "FFFFFFFF".
<Apophis> apparently, this bot witnessed a queef

<ts230> :O
<ts230> holy shit I think that plane's gonna crash
<ts230> it's coming in real low and real fast
<ts230> :/
<ts230> QUICK HIDE IN YOUR BUNKERS
<ts230> SAVE COMMENT
* ts230 was kicked from the chat room by RetroServ. (Stop flooding!)
<+GerbilSoft> crash'd

<Catrianna> just go to any dating site and bam
<Duck> Not that.
<Catrianna> instant mountain of fuckbuddies
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<segaloco> :|
<Duck> Dating sites are full of people who can't get boyfriends/girlfriends.
<andlabs> Catrianna: but everyone here is everyone else's fuckbuddy
<andlabs> >_>
<segaloco> aint that the truth
*** segaloco glomps andlabs
18:02 Catrianna andlabs open your eyes
18:03 segaloco :|
<Catrianna> the only people here who aren't virgins are me, Duck and...
<Catrianna> anyone else?

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<Catrianna> speaking of virgins
<BBHood> ffff
<BBHood> I was gonna say that
<Overlord> hahahahahahahahahahaah
<GerbilSoft> no u

<K`> She's kinda fat though.
<NoNameAtAll> Clearly more resemblance to Classic Sonic then.