<MadEchidna> she thinks I precame or some shit
<MadEchidna> she probably has nausea from the flu shots and is going to feel silly in a few days
<Skaarg> umm what a fucking idiot
<Skaarg> precum can not get you pregnant
<MadEchidna> o rly?
<GerbilSoft> Skaarg: o rly?
<GerbilSoft> not what i learned in sex ed <_<
<MadEchidna> I know for a fact I didn't come inside her, in fact I
had to fap as soon as she got off me to finish, and it took me about 2
minutes at least
<voice> lol
<voice> yeah skaarg
<voice> precum can impregnate
<ThunderSpeed> aka
<ThunderSpeed> SKAARG IS SCREWED
<voice> yeah
<voice> pretty much
<MadEchidna> in b4 skaarg panic
<ThunderSpeed> way to go Skaarg
<GerbilSoft> more like skaarg already screwed
<GerbilSoft> <____________________________<

<A_Yoshi> "The Super Duper Sonic Retro RPG With a Name That is
Longer Than the Title of the Third Captain Underpants Novel: Extended
Edition"
<@Overlord> A_Yoshi - Capcom's naming it?

<nineko> right guys, opinion time
<PirateKnux> yes nineko
<PirateKnux> you are a stupid italian
<nineko> Thanks
<nineko> You too
<PirateKnux> =(

<Tweaker> I bleed out my ass, but not as much as Andy Wolan!
<Tweaker> LOL!
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<Kogen> pix

<Polygon_Jim> hey you guys.
<Polygon_Jim> know what would be cool
<Tweaker> Yes
<Tweaker> I do
--- Tweaker sets ban on *!*62112e90@*.mibbit.com
<-- Tweaker has kicked Polygon_Jim from #retro (This)

<Puto> damn it
<Puto> gerbil's never around when he's needed
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<Meta_Nigger> msg nickserv register wangusx timothyaheller@hotmail.com
<Meta_Nigger> ...oh FUCK
<Meta_Nigger> that's my chaos hedgie password
<GeneHF> LOL
<Andeh> oh shit smell
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<TheShad> LMAO
<Meta_Nigger> fail
<Andeh> dude
<GeneHF> hahahaha
* Meta_Nigger is now known as Chaos_Hedgie
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<TheShad> hahahahahahaha
<Overlord44> Well played, sir

<@Overlord> Internet dating is pointless
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* Joins: ScarredSun (scarredsun@netadmin.badnik.net)
* RetroServ sets mode: +qo ScarredSun ScarredSun
* dhcp touches ScarredSun
* Comma_Doo touches ScarredSun with Tweakers cock
<Tweaker> Wow, okay
<ScarredSun> O_o

<+GerbilSoft> getting upset over the internet is like running in the special olympics
<+GerbilSoft> you only do it if you're retarded
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<Shade> Regurgitating old jokes is like being GerbilSoft
<Shade> because you're basically a faggot

<DigitalXeron> Tweaker is an Admin
<iggi> she is hot
<Lobotomy> there's four admins
<MetalKnux> ...
<MetalKnux> ROFL
<Lobotomy> Tweaker's a dude
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!
<Lobotomy> DUDE
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!?!
<MetalKnux> LOL
<Lobotomy> CRACKERS?!
<iggi> lol
<DigitalXeron> SHE?!?!?!
<MetalKnux> TWEAKER'S A SHE
<MetalKnux> OH LORD
<Lobotomy> that's one bald woman, ahtellyouwhat

<ECrusher> [01:12:54] <+Aquaslash> anywho, I don't have
any room for any more blacks, that palette's all I can use - That's what
the bus driver said
<ECrusher> Fuck
<Aquaslash> lol
<ECrusher> I copied all of it
<SoNick> (drums)
<ECrusher> And said it to a black guy
<ECrusher> FUCK
<Aquaslash> lol
<Aquaslash> double fail

<Tweaker> He is your god.
<Sazpaimon_> he's also the biggest fiz asskisser on the face of the earth
<Shade> hahaha
<RaccoonClock> lol
<RaccoonClock> Indeed I am.
<Tweaker> No, that's Mustapha
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<STFUbot> [Makimer] Oh no, I have *SPILLED* my plane into a tall building!

<Gunner112k> psp + homebrew is godly
<@Shade> yes gunner
<Gunner112k> psp - homebrew is no
<Gunner112k> playing snes and genesis games anywhere is awesome
<%JJFTails> I made a couple of homebrews for psp
<%JJFTails> And they got on the site =P
<%JJFTails> I made stepmania for psp
<@Shade> I made Niggermania for the PSP
<RMC> lol
<@Shade> owait that is already a game: GTA San Andreas OOOOSNAPS

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<Guess_Who> COINCIDENCE?
<Guess_Who> I THINK NOT

<Sakura> There are white niggers.
<Sazpaimon> NOT AN FSAY
<Cryomancer> what the FUCK
<Sakura> Niggers are basically dirty people who play music loud
enough in a car going down the road to break peoples' windows and they
smoke pot.
<Tweaker> HOLY SHIT
<Tweaker> HOLY SHIT
<Sazpaimon> THOSE SORKING NIGGERS
<Sakura> Believe me, I've run across white niggers before. >.>

<Shade> playing with Super Sonic is like playing with girls
<Shade> you go out and give them all these rare gems
<Shade> then they suck up your money and leave you dry

<A_Yoshi> <+Spexfox> I'd fuck Chip but he'd constantly be
giving me tips on how to do the basics. It'd be far too annoying.
<--- TO GET THROUGH TIGHT SPACES, PRESS THE CIRCLE BUTTON TO SLIDE

<Cooljerk> holy fuck
<Cooljerk> I drove for 5 hours straight
<Cooljerk> I'm so exhausted
<Tweaker> that's nothing
<Tweaker> me and my brother drove 20 hours straight from New York to Florida
<Tweaker> you're a pussy
<AbSeNNt> that's nothing. we drove for 40 hours from ontario to las vegas
<AbSeNNt> you're a pussy
<Aquaslash> wow
<Tweaker> that's nothing. You're SNN
<Tweaker> you're a pussy
<Aquaslash> about time there was an abundance of pussy in this channel

<+GerbilSoft> the earth is flat
<+GerbilSoft> like your MOTHER
<%SoNick> Now that's just nonsense, Gerbil.
<+GerbilSoft> oh SNAP
<%SoNick> Everyone knows the Earth is round.
<+GerbilSoft> oh well in that case
<+GerbilSoft> the comparison stands!
<+GerbilSoft> ZING
<EnzoAquarius> LOL
<%SoNick> Ha, I walked into that one.

<Quickman> Crush 40 songs are okay until the instrument starts emitting sound.

<EnzoAquarius> ScarredSun: What's your puzzle again?
<Sik> >_>'
<TheShad> SS: I'd like to buy an R
<Sik> <_<'
<ScarredSun> No R
<EnzoAquarius> S
<Toekutr> No U
<GerbilSoft> T
<NoNameAtAll> T.
<MorphTH> P
<EnzoAquarius> L :P
<ScarredSun> _ _ _ _ S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<Sik> What's the line sequence?
<EnzoAquarius> ASSCAKES
<Sik> SS: E
<Toekutr> H
<Sik> fffffffff
<Zero7> slut
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ _ E _ E
<Sik> M
<EnzoAquarius> I
<Sik> ...
<Sik> Fuck that
<Sik> SS: M
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ _ E ME
<EnzoAquarius> What the hell is S_HIT? :P
<GerbilSoft> ...
<TheShad> Cheese
<NoNameAtAll> I get it.
<EnzoAquarius> Backwards :P
<TheShad> first word is cheese?
<GerbilSoft> N
<Zero7> waste of time
<Zero7> I win
<GeneOB> yay
<GerbilSoft> :P
<EnzoAquarius> Cheese is a meme
<EnzoAquarius> :P
<Sik> D:
<Sik> Oh well
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ N E M E
<TheShad> wait
* RetroServ sets mode: +h GeneOB
<EnzoAquarius> H
<Sik> If that's what SS was, my turn
<TheShad> its not cheese
<Sik> Oh
<TheShad> *punches self*
<Toekutr> NO
<TheShad> Sik: It wasn't
<Sik> PLEASE
<EnzoAquarius> ScarredSun: Damn that's hard :S
<GerbilSoft> L
<Sik> First word is PLEASE
<TheShad> ...
<TheShad> Please Zline Me
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<Sik> XDDDDDDDDDD
<Zero7> lol
<EnzoAquarius> XD
<GeneOB> LOL
<snkenjoi> lol'd
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<GeneOB> hahahahaha
<EnzoAquarius> PWNT!
<Zero7> oh lol
<Sik> Pwn'd
<EnzoAquarius> QDB!
<Tweaker> Courtney
<Tweaker> I fucking love you

<Overlord> Oh god some of these alt addresses on this whois list are awesome
<GeneOB> I love how the witch leaves hair pins when she runs
<Overlord> UsWangSupersonic.net Register $9.88
<Overlord> SupersonicJetWangGuide.com Register $9.88
<Overlord> SupersonicHerosWangSite.net Register $9.88
<Overlord> SupersonicCommunicationWangWorld.com Register $9.88
<SOTI> XD
<Overlord> SupersonicCockXiao.com Register $9.88
<Overlord> Oh Hedgie
<Overlord> WangUsWorld.com Register $9.88
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<Overlord> The World of Wangus
<Guess_Who> <Overlord> SupersonicJetWangGuide.com Register $9.88
<Guess_Who> My favorite
<SeanieB> hows about wangus.com
=-= Mode #retro +v DavidTL by RetroServ
<SOTI> what the hell
<SOTI> wangus.com: The Leading Meat Site on the Net
<Guess_Who> Oh dear
<Overlord> wangus.com and .net are taken
<Overlord> .org .biz and .us are available
<SOTI> wang.us?
<Overlord> I just thought of that
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<JakeyBoy> I dunno what you are talking about, but go for .biz.
<Overlord> Sadfly taken
<Overlord> *Sadly
<Tweaker> wangus.com - the leading meat site on the net
<Oerg866_> Right, so, how would I go with making a download portal on my site
<SOTI> Oh well
<Overlord> Oh got the list here is even better
<Overlord> SuperDavidWang.com
<Overlord> YourWang.com
<Overlord> BestDong.com
<Overlord> TheWangShow.com
<Overlord> LongFatWang.com
<SeanieB> wang.us for the win
<Overlord> But the pinnacle of this list?
<Overlord> CockPerfume.com
<SOTI> ahah
<Overlord> You too can have the aroma of semen

<@Overlord> Tweaker and the Shade
<@Overlord> Yes Tweaker and The Shade
<@Overlord> One is an admin
<@Overlord> And the other's.......
<@Overlord> ......the Shade
<@Overlord> *shot*
<HeranBlack> "What are we going to do tonight Tweaker?" "Same thing we do every night shade, set mode +b"
<Supakitsune> <HeranBlack> "What are we going to do tonight
Tweaker?" "Same thing we do every night shade, set mode +b" <-- the
=Pinky and the Brain?
<@Overlord> LMAO

<+alexis-l> Let's see, one time some guy banned me from an IRC
channel, and his domain was all over the topic and everything, and he
put his real address in the whois info.. and he wasn't that far from me,
so i went to his house and knocked on his door.
<&Tweaker> alexis
<&Tweaker> did I ever mention I love you
<+alexis-l> so anyway he comes townstairs and he's this nerd and hes in his boxers
<+alexis-l> and hes like "can i help you?"
<+alexis-l> and im like "yeah you fucking banned me from #whateveritwas"
<+alexis-l> hes like "what"
<+alexis-l> im like "i'm alexis. you banned me on efnet"
<+alexis-l> he didn't have anything to say to that
<&Tweaker> <3
<@Overlord> ahahahahahahahahahaha
<+Rolken> did he do you in the pooper
<+alexis-l> he was like "ohh.. well"
<+alexis-l> im like "yeah.. i tried to msg you and you ignored me"
<+alexis-l> hes like "well what should we do"
<+alexis-l> im like "what do you think?"
<+alexis-l> then hes all like "im sorry theres a lot of trolls"
<+alexis-l> blah blah
<+alexis-l> and im like
<+Rolken> sounds like a douche
<+alexis-l> "you don't need to apologize to me"
<Soselocke> Super Russian Boxer Man
<+alexis-l> "but you might wanna get a story together for the
people that are gonna be showing up here in a few minutes to kick your
ass"
<+alexis-l> and then i left
<+alexis-l> needless to say when i got home i was unbanned.
<+Rolken> lol
<@Overlord> That fucking wins