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<Oerg866> Ordos' Slaughter House of Intimidation
<MarkeyJester> I like that one
<MarkeyJester> let's have that
<MarkeyJester> better off being true that lies
<Spanner> that is what trialists see on their way in
<MarkeyJester> hahahaha
<Oerg866> XD
<Spanner> people in limbo are sent to the glue factory
<MarkeyJester> and their way outg

<CyberKitsune> Is anuone al[df
<CyberKitsune> SonicFreak94, you alduve?
<CyberKitsune> ...
<CyberKitsune> WOW TYPING
<fridge-kun> lrn2type

<ScarredSun> Justifying why someone is banned is a bit like justifying to someone why you dumped them
<ScarredSun> If you really have to explain it, they're just looking for a way to reason with you
<ScarredSun> And in this case there is no reasoning
<ScarredSun> So :psyduck:

<Sik> *slap*
<Sik> .
<Sik> > Write that
<Sik> > Press Enter
<Sik> > Thunder
<Sik> .
<SonicFreak94> LOL
<Sik> AND IT MADE A HECK OF A LOUD SOUND
<Sik> It even vibrated here in the room
<Sik> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
<Sik> I think I slapped the wrong thing
<Sik> ...it also got my mum awake it seems
<Sik> LOL
<Sik> Remind me to not slap again
<Sik> Seems dangerous
<SonicFreak94> yes

<arMonte> Beyonce is so attractive
<Tanks> I liked it so I put my dick in it
<Tanks> I also love Beyonce's hit song
<Tanks> IF I WAS A MAN
<arMonte> IF I WAS
<arMonte> A YOUNG BOY
<Tanks> IF I WAS A RICH MAN
<arMonte> ..
<arMonte> WHEN I WAS
<Tanks> a young warthog
<Sparks> tanks fuck you I spit all over my keyboard

<MathUser2929> TonicBH, seeing as you like music games, theres KrissKross, make my video for Mega CD
<TonicBH> why don't I just break the disc in half and slit my wrists with it instead

<Sparks> Iris' new design is fucking crazy
<Sparks> but normal by Pokemon fashion standards
<@Guess_Who> pokemon is for children
<@Guess_Who> grow up and play adult games
<@Guess_Who> like sonic the hedgehog

<MathUser2929> oh
<MathUser2929> is the bacon chewey?
<Lobotomy> no
<Liraxus> http://pastebin.com/qfD7ESgw
<Lobotomy> it hasn't turned into a wookiee yet

<TerranceJenkins> OVERLORD
<Overlord> TERRANCEJENKINS
<TerranceJenkins> Kogen wants to know why he was banned again
<Overlord> I wasn;t the one who banned him
<TerranceJenkins> He said you always do it
<Overlord> However I think pretty much everyone can agree he's had it coming for a long time
<Overlord> I cannot ban
<Overlord> Only suspend
<TerranceJenkins> oh
<Guess_Who> I am pretty sure Kogen knows full well why he was banned
<TerranceJenkins> Probably!!!
<Overlord> btw TerranceJenkins
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<Overlord> You know I know you're Kogen, right
<TerranceJenkins> Might
<ScarredSun> So uh
<ScarredSun> Terrance Jenkins
<TerranceJenkins> I am a judge
<TerranceJenkins> Hello
<ScarredSun> Does your hair match your jacket
<TerranceJenkins> Yes
<TerranceJenkins> Yours?
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<tails__> in russia to get to the university you need to pass at least 3 exams
<tails__> first two is russian and math
<nineko> Third one is COMMUNISM

<tails__> and no, i don't read vodka :D
<Yammark> lmao
<nineko> How can you READ vodka
<ValleyBell> lol

<chkktri> with midi putput
<chkktri> o*
<andlabs> putput!
<chkktri> >_>
<Sik> potopoto!

<Spanner> then you've got places like Pakistan that churned out shobiz and AamirM
<Spanner> both have more or less disappeared
<ScarredSun> shobiz is in the process of moving to America, don't know about AamirM
<OergBook> AamirM comes here occasionally
<ScarredSun> !seen AamirM
<Omochao> AamirM is currently online.
<DocScratch> AamirM is currently in the channel. Their last action was 1 hour, 17 seconds ago, joining the channel.
<OergBook> ...XD
<ScarredSun> I cannot believe I just did htat
<andlabs> we all do that sometimes
<ScarredSun> Also
* ScarredSun gives voice to AamirM
<andlabs> also I'm betting at this point shobiz is in the US and too busy uwith school or something
<andlabs> since he's coming to america to attend a university somewhere in the middle of the country
<OergBook> up until like 1.5 years ago or so i thought andlabs was spanish or something
<Spanner> damn it
<Spanner> he was here all along
<ScarredSun> I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING OMOCHAO

<Oerg866> Yay
<Oerg866> the wii now works :B
<MathUser2929> Congrats Nazi
<MathUser2929> Oerg866's Wii will now be known as NazWii
<Oerg866> ouch keep em coming :D
<Overlord> Does that mean you have a PS KKK MathUser

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<djohe> SeanieB noooooooooooooo dont leave us
* SeanieB|Offline is now known as SeanieB

<+andlabs> be sure to parametrize your jokes to avoid unauthorized pun injections

<K2J> Sonic the Hedgehog walks into a bar
<StevenM> Rings 0

<GerbilSoft> suddenly, eggman is homer simpson
<GerbilSoft> <Homer> WHY YOU LITTLE-
<GerbilSoft> * Homer chokes Bart
<NotStevenM> Don't have a Chao man

<ChrisHighwind> Now, to start working on getting my controller working with BlitzSonic Freerunner
<angelXwind> ChrisHighwind, ...the engine?
<angelXwind> Just use Xkeeper for that.
<angelXwind> ...
<angelXwind> did I just write Xkeeper
<angelXwind> Xpadder*
<angelXwind> (what is wrong with me)
<GerbilSoft[derp]> lol
<ChrisHighwind> Meh, I really don't like using Xpadder if I can help it :/
<angelXwind> Xkeeper.exe
<@Guess_Who> At least you didn't write his name with a capital K

<iGamr> Hey Lobotomy, you want a good drinking game?
<iGamr> Take a drink every time a Sonic fan says or does something stupid
<Lobotomy> Gerbilsoft told you
<iGamr> You won't last
*Lobotomy takes drink

<@Overlord> Our Penders
<@Overlord> Who art in Archie
<@Overlord> Hallowed be thy storylines
<@Overlord> Thy echidnas come
<Lobotomy> LOL
<@Overlord> Thy story done
<@Overlord> On Mobius as it is in Earth
<Lobotomy> <+Dude> lol lobotomy, your extremely specific fast food order is our muble mumble
<Lobotomy> <3
<@Overlord> Give us this day our daily soap opera
<@Overlord> And lead us not into action
<Lobotomy> ol stop
<Lobotomy> I'm crying
<@Overlord> But deliver us from plot
<@Overlord> For thine is the copyright
<@Overlord> The characters and the story
<@Overlord> Forever and ever
<@Overlord> Our Ken
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<+GerbilSoft> =P
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<+GerbilSoft> [07:28:29 PM] <+GerbilSoft> =P
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<+GerbilSoft> WTF
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
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<ChrisHighwind> The Mighty =P summoneth the Overlord

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<Guess_Who> you
<Chimera> me
<Guess_Who> get off of my cloud
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<@Overlord> "HYPOTHETICAL: If the world knew that aliens were
coming to attack earth and had a a year to prepare, do you think we
would pool all our resources to defend ourselfs as humans, or would it
be each country defending themselves?"
<@Overlord> First and most inslghtful comment: "I think that all
the aliens would have to do is sit back and watch while we destroy
ourselves."
<GerbilSoft[derp]> ^that
<@Overlord> Best comment: "We would just send a black man and a Jew with a Mac to disable the mothership"
<GerbilSoft[derp]> .
<GerbilSoft[derp]> wat
<GerbilSoft[derp]> is that a reference to some movie
<winterhell> a movie that made half a billion USD
<@Overlord> Please tell me you're not being serious
<GerbilSoft[derp]> Overlord: i am serious
<GerbilSoft[derp]> and don't call me.. wait
<@Overlord> Here's a hint
<@Overlord> Exploding White House
<GerbilSoft[derp]> independence day?
<@Overlord> Ding
<GerbilSoft[derp]> if so, i didn't see it :V
<@Overlord> In other words
<@Overlord> We just need to give you a Macbook
<@Overlord> And send you up with Aquaslash
<@Overlord> RETRO SAVES THE WORLD
<GerbilSoft[derp]> fuck you
<GerbilSoft[derp]> world's cancelled.