<Kles> O_O
<Kles> I just realized I had cum caked on to one of my knuckles.
<voice> w....t....f

nineko84: http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Golf/Primo_Piano/2009/05/04/pallina.shtml
sikthehedgehog: WTF XD
nineko84: During a match of golf, the ball landed there
nineko84: And the rules state that you have to hit the ball from the place it landed to
sikthehedgehog: Was it the first shoot?
sikthehedgehog: If so, hole in one indeed
nineko84: <.<
sikthehedgehog: =P

<Gunner112k> I just came back from my fucker game
<Gunner112k> I mean soccer
<Gunner112k> *sucker
<Gunner112k> *SOCCER

<Tarheeltim> oh god what the fuck
<Tarheeltim> my grandmother is shitting herself
<Tarheeltim> and jsut barged in
<Tarheeltim> ew
<Skaarg> hahahaha
<Tim_Away> OH GOD THE SMELL
<Tim_Away> YEFEFEFEFFEFEFEFE
<Tim_Away> I'm not joking
<Tim_Away> and noone else is home
<Tim_Away> goddamnit

<Chaos_Hedgie> but yeah srsly my penis is being weird

<ChrisHighwind> <+GerbilSoft> sounds like your mother in
bed last night! <- The correct response to anything always has
something to do with the mother of the first speaker. In short "It's
always about your mom, isn't it?"

<Soselocke> Sonic Retro: The Socio-Political Ramification of
Gay Manchildren Bitching About an Anthropomorphic Hedgehog.

<segaloco> Tongara: when someone says no in life, the point is to change that no to a yes
<Ritz> segaloco: Rapist in training

<NoNameAtAll> I just realized something. Getting kicked off of
an IRC channel is like sex. You can ask for it, but you don't get it,
but often, it happens without consent. And that's my random thought for
the day.
<EnzoAquarius> Overlord: Kick me please
<Overlord> What do you mean, sex OFTEN happens without consent?
<Overlord> Where the fuck do YOU live, Africa?>
<TheShad> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> Rape.
<EnzoAquarius> AHAHAHAHAHA
<EnzoAquarius> oh SNAP
<TheShad> OL: Either that
<TheShad> or he has a gay stalker, too
<EnzoAquarius> Africa - Where you can get thrown into a pit of fire....while getting videotaped at the same time!
<NoNameAtAll> See? Enzo asked to get kicked, but it didn't happen.
<EnzoAquarius> Damn :S
<NoNameAtAll> Again, just a random thought.
<EnzoAquarius> The one time asked, and it doesn't work
<TheShad> thats because he did it wrong
<TheShad> you
<TheShad> have
<TheShad> to d
<TheShad> it
<TheShad> like
<TheShad> this
<TheShad> ..well fuck
<TheShad> why wasn't I spam kicked
<TheShad> HE'S RIGHT
<EnzoAquarius> Fail
<EnzoAquarius> :)
<grap3> Originally Posted: Fri, 27 Feb 06:45 MST
<grap3> Java Googles Upsizing
<grap3> Date: 2009-02-27, 6:45AM MST
<grap3> The last programmer I hired told me I accidentally deleted
all the java googles in my script folder. He was charging me an arm and
a leg to fix it.
<grap3> Apparently it all needs to be converted to a Norton
Anti-Virus file so it can be searchable with a SEO blog widget, so i
have to reprogram the flash or upsize it with PHP.
=-= grap3 was booted from #retro by RetroServ (Stop flooding!)
<EnzoAquarius> Pwnt
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<TheShad> hahaha
<grap3> did my quote post here
<TheShad> yeah
<grap3> is that why I got kicked?
<EnzoAquarius> Yes
<EnzoAquarius> Somebody finally got kicked here :O
<TheShad> thats a Quote Database entry, right there
<NoNameAtAll> See? He didn't ask.

<Kles> You're not being very attitude, Quickman. =(
<SGR> Engrish?
<Kles> He's not getting any gains, that's for sure.
<Guess_Who> BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS.
<Quickman> I'M BEING ATTITUDE, BITCH. I'LL SHOW YOU.
<Quickman> I'LL SHOW YOU MY GAINS.

<CyberKitsune> I do have an obsession with Tails, i'll admit that, but not in a gay or sexual way... Which most people infur about me.
<NoNameAtAll> Infur.
<nextvolume> Tails is overly feminine in some post-Adventure games
<Tweaker> NoNameAtAll: ...LOL
<NoNameAtAll> Epic typo.

<+Ashes_Darkmare> I have a question for you Tom
<+Tom____> ok
<+Tom____> question
<+Ashes_Darkmare> If Sega ever decided to do another 16 Bit Sonic
game on like Xbox live Arcade or Playstation Network. Like how Capcom
worked on that recent 8 Bit Megaman game would you think you want to
help design the zones if Sega ask for your help?
<+Tom____> Wow. No.
<@InstantSonic> lmao
<@InstantSonic> That's blunt

<CyberKitsune> feels a ZLine is about to happen.
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Flygon> No
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<Flygon> I have no idea what the need would be for an in-before
<Tweaker> <3
<GeneOB> well... he was right
<GeneOB> XD
<Tweaker> and all was right with #retro
<Tweaker> well
<Tweaker> except for what was horribly wrong

<CyberKitsune> just a q, did anything happen while my client was endlessly conneting then crashing?
<SplashWoman> Yes
<SplashWoman> Tweaker just gave all of us a near finished build of Megamix
<SplashWoman> It uses both the 32x and SEGA CD
<MagmaDragoon> it's really awesome, too
<NoNameAtAll> Holy shit. THE SOUNDTRACK IS AWESOME.
<SplashWoman> It can only play on Gerbilsoft's emulator
<MagmaDragoon> oh, someone's prediction was right!
<MagmaDragoon> the Tweaker Tantrum option actually crashes the game and says "Fuck You"!
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<GerbilSoft> FAIL
<SplashWoman> HAHAHAHA
<NoNameAtAll> lol

<CyberKitsune> I bet if chimpo were here, he'd like those Megaman AMVs
<Tweaker> no? huh
<Tweaker> ...
<Tweaker> ............
<Cutman> ...
<NoNameAtAll> ...
<Cutman> ............
<Tweaker> that's it
<Tweaker> done
<Tweaker> I'm done
<CyberKitsune> Huh?
<CyberKitsune> Wait
=-= Mode #retro -ao Tweaker Tweaker by Tweaker
<Tweaker> I resign
<NoNameAtAll> o_O
<Cutman> Can I take your place?
<CyberKitsune> Cutman's chimpo?
<GeneOB> Tweaker... grant Chimpo super saiyan 4 powers
* CyberKitsune facepalms
<GeneOB> let him smite this enemy
=-= Mode #retro +aq Cutman Cutman by irc.badnik.net
<Cutman> I feel like Dr.Wily
<--| CyberKitsune has left #Retro
<Cutman> I'm going to do what should have been done years a-
<Cutman> ha
<Cutman> HAHAHAH
<Cutman> HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
<Tweaker> oh, that's a shame
<Tweaker> let me help
<Cutman> KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR IT!
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<Tweaker> there you go1
<Tweaker> *!
<Ironfist> sounds like dr wily
<Cutman> KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR IT!
=-= Mode #retro +b *!*@bdnk-227175b2.wa.comcast.net by Cutman
=-= CyberKitsune was booted from #Retro by Cutman (OPTIC BLAST!)
<Tweaker> awesome.

<BlastProcessing> i'd like to imagine Yuji Naka sat down one
day and typed "Sonic The Hedgehog" into google image search or
deviantart or something
<BlastProcessing> then he left Sonic Team

<GerbilSoft> Man shoots a restaurant owner for banning smoking.
<GerbilSoft> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090731/od_nm/us_smoking_odd
<GerbilSoft> in istanbul
<MagmaDragoon> rofl
<BlastProcessing> do you reckon he had to step outside to do it
<BlastProcessing> smoking gun and all

<CyberKitsune> Why did the Casting stop?
<SOTI> ahyahahahhahahaha
<SOTI> CyberKitsune a F-line is on the shoutcast
<SOTI> no furries can listen in
* deltaphc stares harder at Tweaker
<ktz-n> SOTI: ohhhhhhhhhhhh burn
<CyberKitsune> SOTI stop being Furist.
<ktz-n> ....
<ktz-n> HAHAHAHAH
<ktz-n> NO
<SonicTweaker> LOL
<Spazzo> furist?
<CyberKitsune> Yes
<CyberKitsune> Furist.
<SOTI> hahahahahhaha
<Spazzo> For a second I thought that meant discrimination against fuhrers
<ila> ...
<NikJam> Furist sounds like a type of furry
<Spazzo> As in Hitler :P
<ila> yeah
<Shinginta> wait, am I missing a joke, or is CK actually furry?
<ktz-n> Yes he is
<SonicTweaker> CyberKitsune is a fursist
<NikJam> what do you think
<CyberKitsune> I'm actually a furry
<Shinginta> CK, do you wear fursuits?
<SonicTweaker> you're actually a faggot

<CyberKitsune> ssh NXADMIN@www.milestron.co.cc
<CyberKitsune> abc
<CyberKitsune> SHIT
<Tweaker> it always seemed to have come out of nowhere
<CyberKitsune> THAT WAS MY PASSWORD O.O
<Tweaker> is your password really abc?
<Sik> XD
<CyberKitsune> Yes
<CyberKitsune> So
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<Tweaker> that's... idiotic.
<Sik> Old password, I guess?
<Tongara> <PACHUKA> also found an entry for sonic crackers from 1996
<CyberKitsune> please try to refrain from SSHing into my server
<djohe> CyberKitsune stop FAILING!

<segaloco> Gerb, you know if sonic cd has a split disasm or something
<Tweaker> Toby-kun~ <3
<GerbilSoft> don't know
<segaloco> k
<superGear> Sonic 2 has split screen
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<segaloco> superGear: FAIL
<superGear> i thinl
<segaloco> ...
<GerbilSoft> .
<superGear> or was that 3
<Herman2000> ... wtf does that have to do with anything?
<segaloco> ......
<shifter> stop thinling
<Herman2000> ... and matter of factly, both do.
<GerbilSoft> superGear: he asked about split disassemblies

<NoNameAtAll> How long until he comes back with another proxy, you think? :P
<GeneOB> I give him five minutes
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<TheShad> hahaha
=-= ScarredSun has changed the topic to “ATTENTION: HACKER WAS SHIBUNOA |
SHIBUNOA'S IP ADDRESS: 93.67.211.218 | SHIT IS UP AGAIN”
<NoNameAtAll> XD
<TheShad> speak of the devil
<ScarredSun> Isn't it ironic?
<GeneOB> five seconds, even
<NoNameAtAll> QDB?
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<TheShad> hahaha

<impish> i think you tweakbhasers might wanna shutup, your giving the hacker what they wants
<Tweaker> what?
<Centurey> what
<ScarredSun> What?
<Tongara> what?
<impish> what?
<-- Tweaker has kicked impish from #retro (what.)

<ScarredSun> [16:44] <Boozer> what server was #ssrg on again
<ScarredSun> irc.voiceisawhiner.org
<Tweaker> <3
<NoNameAtAll> XD
<SOTI> XDDDDD

<ScarredSun> lern2read Enzo
<segaloco> lern2read is part of the lern2verb package
<segaloco> sudo apt-get isntall learn2verb to install

<Boozer> can i somehow set +g all lame jokes
<Boozer> or should we avoid that, as there would be 3 people left talking