<Blanche> Why does pasta smell like piss when it's cooked?
<PC2> ...It does?
<Eviltaco64> nope, i live in its sister state/commonwealth :P
<Blanche> And it's obviously not worth getting a job in Pinner since it'll take an hour to get there
<PC2> Maybe you should drink more water Blanche
<+Leaf> because, you're not supposed to cook it in boiling piss