<%Spexfox> You should write a novel.
<%Spexfox> it'll be all about your struggles in Retro and how no one truely understands you
<%Spexfox> ....but one!
<~ScarredSun> Spexfox Motobug is not a real person
<~ScarredSun> It's just a service bot
<~ScarredSun> Hate to break it to you
<%Spexfox> No! NO!
<%Spexfox> I YIFFED WITH YOU MOTOBUG!
<%Spexfox> WHY!!!?
<~ScarredSun> Wouldn't that be less yiffy and more mechy?
<%Spexfox> There's an animal inside >.>
<~ScarredSun> So what you're saying is that badniks are giant metal condoms
<%Spexfox> exactly
<%Spexfox> What? You think they're so Robotnik can take over Mobius or something?
<~ScarredSun> No, of course all smaller animals in Sonic's world just have a hard-on for metal cosplay
<~ScarredSun> That makes so much sense now
<~ScarredSun> Sonic and his friends are just sexual moralists
<~ScarredSun> Trying to shut down the work of Dr. Eggman, the great provider
<%Spexfox> None of that machine costume bullshit on their watch.
<%Spexfox> Just gay sex
<~ScarredSun> Obviously.