<GerbilSoft> did you know that the graham cracker was invented to be boring in order to curb sexual desire
<andlabs> XD
<Katelynn> just like table-top covers were designed to stop men from raping their tables
<Katelynn> as bizarre as it sounds, I kid you not
<Katelynn> table rape was a serious problem in the 1800s
<GerbilSoft> what.
<andlabs> fetish alert
<GerbilSoft> citation needed
<Katelynn> I remember seeing that on the history channel
<andlabs> don't alert miyuki-chan
<Katelynn> where they'd compare a woman's bare leg to a table leg,
and they made "table skirts" (aka table covers) to prevent men from
getting rowdy with their tables
<Katelynn> and that is how you kill #retro
<FrozenNitrogen> Presumably everyone's gone to more closely "inspect" their tables
<FrozenNitrogen> I know I did.
<andlabs> ...
<FrozenNitrogen> Sadly its legs are ushapely steel tubing
<FrozenNitrogen> *unshapely