<mib_sf9fvn> How SonicFreak94 Became A Weaboo
<+angelXwind> ...
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<mib_sf9fvn> 1. He bought 9100328 boxes of ramen
<mib_sf9fvn> 2. He ate them all
<mib_sf9fvn> 3. The Japanese radiation from all that infected his brain
<mib_sf9fvn> 4. He started bursting out random outbursts of Japanese
<mib_sf9fvn> 5. Soon, he was downloading 8103 TB of anime/manga
<mib_sf9fvn> 6. He had 193 HDTVs to watch all that anime and manga at the same time
<@MainMemory> sounds pretty accurate
<mib_sf9fvn> 7. He finished them all
<mib_sf9fvn> 8. He learns of FiOS
<mib_sf9fvn> 9. He gets it, and redownloads that 193717 TB of anime and manga in 912145321p
<mib_sf9fvn> 10. He wakes up from him being a weaboo only to learn that he was 53 now
<+angelXwind> Moral of Story: never eat excess ramen