<andlabs> class sonic_retro_member {
<andlabs> public:
<andlabs> void setRetardnessLevel(int x) { if (x == 0) abort("IMPOSSIBLE"); }
<andlabs> };
<Xkeeper> more like
<andlabs> a retardness level of 0 means not a retard at all
<Xkeeper> class sonicretromember {
<Xkeeper> function __construct() {
<Xkeeper> echo "Sonic Retro members aren't classy.";
<Xkeeper> $this = null;
<Xkeeper> }
<Xkeeper> }