<Overlord> "Real email I received this morning from our neighborhood association:
<Overlord> Emergency message:
<Overlord> A bear has been seen in the area. At this time it is
not threatening. Please bring your pets and children inside and stay
inside your home. The Division of Wildlife is responding now and the
Douglas County Deputies are currently following the bear."
<Overlord> In search of pick-i-nick baskets I presume.
<penguinator> in search of little girls, more like
<Cooljerk> hahaha
<Overlord> hahahahaha