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<oerglaptop> Just givin' you a small update about OERG WORLD ADVENTURE aka OERG UNLEASHED
<GerbilSoft> oerg transforms from a kraut into a werenazi

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<Swedish_Eggman> wb
<NeKit> wait!
<GerbilSoft> well isn't that cute...
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* GerbilSoft hi5 tweaker
<Swedish_Eggman> lol
* Tweaker hi5 GerbilSoft
<GerbilSoft> :D

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<Swedish_Eggman> wtf
<segaloco> lol
<GerbilSoft> ^_^ v_v <_> <_> B_A start
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<NorthKorean_Amy> nihon~
<segaloco> HAHAHAHA
<GerbilSoft> FATALITY
<NorthKorean_Amy> AHAHAHAHA

<@GerbilSoft> "OMFG I BOUGHT THIS GAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE GOOD WHOLESOME WHORE KILLING AND DRUG DEALING, NOT SEX"
<@Overlord> One of our comedy shows did a spoof of that
<@Overlord> A kid, about 10, got "Pimps, Prostitutes and Guns 6" for a Xmas present
<@GerbilSoft> lol
<@Overlord> "Thanks Gran!"
<&ScarredSun> Personally I thought Pimps, Prostitute and Guns 4: Ho' Baggin was the best in the series

<GeneOB> **YOU MUST HAVE A SONIC RETRO GOLD ACCOUNT TO SEE THIS MESSAGE**
<nineko> **TO OBTAIN A GOLD ACCOUNT, TYPE /SERVER GOLD**
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<GeneOB> ~
<nineko> lol DAGarden
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<DAGarden> Where is my Gold Account?
<nineko> There's always someone who falls for this, no matter how old it is
<Airslash> Oh wow
<DAGarden> Does it get emailed to me or something?

<NoNameAtAll> <GerbilSoft> however, it makes the picture roll
<NoNameAtAll> Rickroll?
<GerbilSoft> in before ri..
<GerbilSoft> FFFFFFFF
<Aquaslash> lol
<NoNameAtAll> XD

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<Devann> Uh
<Devann> Anyone home?
<Chex> no
<+MainMemory> no
<@nineko> no
<Devann> no
<Chex> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
<Devann> k
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<OL|Laptop> You're watching porn, and suddenly this guy with a
hood on drops down to these two lesbians fingering each other
<OL|Laptop> They flip over, shoot him with lasers from their vaginas
<OL|Laptop> Then when he's dead start scissoring
<OL|Laptop> it's just silly
<OL|Laptop> =P

<+RingRush> God said in Genesis "Cursed be the ground for thy sake"
<+GerbilSoft> <+RingRush> God said in Genesis "PRODUCED BY OR UNDER LICENSE FROM SEGA ENTERPRISES, LTD."
<+GerbilSoft> fixed

<GerbilSoft> <NoNameAtAll> In said religious shit,
someone got butthurt over another user using "BCE" instead of "BC".
<GerbilSoft> quick
<GerbilSoft> call the whaaaaaaaaaaambulance
<NoNameAtAll> GerbilSoft: Even better. I told them that I believe God is a tranny. :P
<GerbilSoft> lol

<OL|Laptop> <NoNameAtAll> Pizzas don't have fur.
<OL|Laptop> Drop one on the floor
<NoNameAtAll> No.
<NoNameAtAll> Fuck you.
<NoNameAtAll> I will not waste a perfectly good pizza.
<NoNameAtAll> :|
<NoNameAtAll> And even then, it's not the PIZZA'S
<OL|Laptop> It's fur
<OL|Laptop> It's on a pizza
<OL|Laptop> It's close enough
<NoNameAtAll> But it's not a PIZZA'S fur.
<NoNameAtAll> Pizzas do not grow fur.
<NoNameAtAll> Nor do they aspire to become furries.
<OL|Laptop> STOP YOUR FURSECUTION AGAINST PIZZAS
<NoNameAtAll> STOP TRYING TO MAKE PIZZAS FURRIES! D:
<OL|Laptop> XD

<&Tweaker> <segaloco> well blazefire, if it is an
issue with validation, ask tw3aker or SS, i dont wanna highlight them
and get yelled at =P
<segaloco> and not me =P
<Chimpo-NSFW> haha
<&Tweaker> fyi this gay shit is worse than highlighting me
<&Tweaker> so
<Ross> It's alright with me
<Chimpo-NSFW> Tw3aker
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<Chex> lol
<Ross> I knew it was nothin' serious
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<@Aquaslash> HAHAHAHA

<Chex> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100111/hl_afp/chinapopulationmenmarriage
<RoboCop> Queen isn't ruined
<Chex> Found this pretty tragic
<RoboCop> #retro was ruined from ever having queen
* +Andeh is currently listening to: Queen - Radio Ga Ga [0:13/5:49] 224kbps - 44Khz
<@Aquaslash> you know what, I'm gonna out and say it
<RoboCop> I'll kill you
<Chex> say what
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<@Aquaslash> I think China's preference for boys, and the efforts they take to get it, are really really really stuoid
<@Aquaslash> *stupid
<Chex> Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*shot*
<RoboCop> oh okay, I thought it was going to be something against queen
<@Aquaslash> they're going to eventually run themselves out of women
<@Aquaslash> and then end up all gay or something
<Chex> lol
<RoboCop> and then finally
<Chex> QDB

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<Slowpulse> How to rape a Truck
<+ECrusher> ...
<@Overlord> XD
<Slowpulse> The Graphic novel
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<+GerbilSoft> so a drexel professor brought his laptop to Drexel IRT because he thought it had a virus
<+GerbilSoft> said professor was later arrested for having a seat over there
<@Overlord> Did you find his CP stash or something
<+GerbilSoft> i don't work for IRT
<+GerbilSoft> but they did
<@Overlord> hahahah
<@Overlord> He got Gary Glitter'd
<+GerbilSoft> bonus
<+GerbilSoft> guess what the professor taught
<@Overlord> Something to do with kids
<%Nik> Law?
<+GerbilSoft> nope
<+GerbilSoft> ethics
<@Overlord> hahahahahahah
<%Nik> lol
<GARY_M_9> lol

<GerbilSoft> all aboard the bannedwagon
=-= Sonic65 is now known as Bronic65
<Bronic65> I'M ON
<Broniphas> Bronnyku
<BroNameAtAll> GerbilSoft: BROWAGON JACKASS.
<BroNameAtAll> :P
<Broniphas> haha oh wow
=-= Mode #retro +o GerbilSoft by RetroServ
=-= Mode #retro +b *Bro*!*@* by GerbilSoft
=-= Mode #retro -b *Bro*!*@* by Broverlord
=-= Mode #retro +b *!*erbilSoft@*.b9985b.f2f862.b09dbd by Broverlord
=-= GerbilSoft was booted from #Retro by Broverlord (BAN PROTECT - Nice try, dumbass =P)
<Bronic65> in b4 ban
<Broverlord> HAHAHAHAHAH
<Bronic65> ROFL
=-= Mode #retro -b *!*erbilSoft@*.b9985b.f2f862.b09dbd by RetroServ
<Broniphas> HAHAHAHAHA
<Broverlord> OH GOD SCRIPT
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<BroNameAtAll> Well, there WAS a ban.
<Broniphas> OH WOW
<Broverlord> I LOVE YOU
<Bronic65> ROFL
<BroNameAtAll> BRO POWER
<GerbilSoft> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
<Broverlord> SCRIPT FTW
<Broniphas> SO FUCKING PWNED

<Tweaker> hi babe a/s/vblnk
<GerbilSoft> 20/m/60hz
<GerbilSoft> <_<
<Tweaker> XD

<Bobinator> So, how does the cell phone version end? Does Sonic just kill Dark Gaia offscreen or something?
<impish> cell phone games dont have stories
<~QJanebo> Story: SONIC MUST FIND THE CHAOS EMERALDS BEFORE YOUR BOSS WALKS BY

<Jei-Ekusuchii> <djohe> [19:33] * nineko sets mode:
+voh-oh+voh-oh+v andlabs Sonic65 Dude Sonic65 Dude Sonic65 Dude Sonic65
Dude Sonic65 Dude <---- HAX!
<Jei-Ekusuchii> Sonic 65, /nick Sweet

<Jei-Ekusuchii> I wouldn't bitch if I was nailing a chick and she had OMG GREEN EYES
<Chex> Jay if she has green eyes she might boost into you

<GerbilSoft> <Kogen> So, Shibby, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
<GerbilSoft> <Shibunoa> The same thing we do every night, Kogen.
<GerbilSoft> <Shibunoa> Try to take over Sonic Retro!
<NoNameAtAll> The Kogen and the Shib?
<GerbilSoft> one is a nazi
<GerbilSoft> the other's insane
<GerbilSoft> <_<
<Marc> "GEE SHIB, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT?" ".. guess." ".. oh, right, try to take over retro.. ha ha.. narf"

<+GeneOB> <TheShad> man, now all I can think of is how sad I'll be when my dog dies :(
<+GeneOB> This is the sad part of owning any pet really
<+GeneOB> most you can do is have fun with it
<+GeneOB> Think I look forward to when my two fags die?
<@GerbilSoft> think of it this way
<@GerbilSoft> there's always wetflame

<&Xkeeper> hey retro
<&Xkeeper> here's a contest
<&Xkeeper> link your favorite (read: stupidest) tssz article to me
<Chex> lol
<+GerbilSoft> http://www.t-ssznews.com/2009/10/03/retro-rumors-debunked/
<Chex> ha ha ha ha
<+Andeh> ok seriously
<Chex> That was fast, Gerbil
<+Andeh> can we PLEASE remove filters like that
<+GeneOB> http://www.t-ssznews.com/2010/02/13/in-gamefaqs-character-battle-8-its-sonic-vs-knuckles/
* RetroServ sets mode: +o GerbilSoft
<Chex> no
<Chex> no memes allowed
<+Andeh> so i can open the link without getting a redirect shit
<+Andeh> fuck off
<Chex> no fun allowed
<@GerbilSoft> since it's relevant to the topic right now
* GerbilSoft sets mode: -ggg *tssz* *t?s?s?z* *ts?sz*
* RetroServ sets mode: -o GerbilSoft
<Chex> ha ha ha
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+Andeh> goddamn
<Kamikaze1> Pick up your enemies
<+Andeh> you guys sure worked hard on that filter
<Kamikaze1> And throw them at your enemies
<Chex> Where's that from again
<Chex> Saints Row 2?
<Mugendai> and now I'm left wondering wtf +g is, because that is not a standard IRC mode
* Tweaker sets mode: +ggg *tssz* *t?s?s?z* *ts?sz*
<Kamikaze1> I do not know
<&Tweaker> not in your wildest dreams.
<Chex> rofl
<+GerbilSoft> oh man
<+Andeh> jesus
<taylor> why is tss-z filtered
<+GerbilSoft> Tweaker: fff
<Chex> Ha ha ha ha ha
<+Andeh> again
<+GerbilSoft> well how are we going to discuss this here then
<+Andeh> retarded filter is retarded
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<Mugendai> wait
<Chex> XD

<~ScarredSun> IRC LESBROS AND HOMOS FOR LIFE
<&Xkeeper> sometimes, I wonder if I'm the only straight person on the sonic retro staff
<~ScarredSun> Hivebrain's straight!
<~ScarredSun> afaik anyway
<&Tweaker> Well, Gerbil's sexuality is ambigious, so that's up for debate
<+GerbilSoft> >_>
<&Xkeeper> Gerbilsoft reproduces by forking
<&Tweaker> LOL
<+GerbilSoft> fffffffffff
<~ScarredSun> I laugh'd

<&ScarredSun> BORN FROM A LOWLY TCL SCRIPT IN XCHAT
GERBILSOFT WOULD LATER RISE TO FAME AS HIS OWN SELF-SUSTAINING MEME
MACHINE