<@BBHood> )as if my font is white
<@BBHood> it's aquamarine
<@BBHood> therefore
<@BBHood> I win
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<Katelynn> aww that's as long as I can get it :(
<nineko> That's what she said

<SOTI> then one day, they'll build this: http://www.dunceuponatime.com/wp-content/death_star.jpg
<Overlord> That Death Egg is wrongly rendered
* Overlord runs
<SOTI> LOL

<GerbilSoft> http://www.denverpost.com/world/ci_14735725
<GerbilSoft> "Nazi doctors' documents found in attic"
<GerbilSoft> the documents were food coupons <_<
<NoNameAtAll> Coupons for Hitler pizza?
<Gambit> LOL
<GerbilSoft> fffffff
<GerbilSoft> EIN BASE
<GerbilSoft> EIN TOPPING
<GerbilSoft> EIN COUPON
<SOTI> LOL
<Gambit> I COULDN'T HOLD BACK THE LAUGHTER FROM THE COMBINATION OF THE ARTICLE AND THE PIZZA

<NoNameAtAll> <BBHood> one of my friends has almost become a female GerbilSoft
<AamirM> BBHood, almost?
<AamirM> finally GerbilSoft can get laid
<segaloco> not as much as exodus, but yeah
<BBHood> she's not used a meme yet
<GerbilSoft> >_>
<BBHood> ...
<BBHood> LOL
 AamirM runs

<NoNameAtAll> I don't think I'll ever understand Nintendo's need to measure memory as cocks.
<NoNameAtAll> Wait...fuck
<NoNameAtAll> FUCK
<NoNameAtAll> *Blocks
<ChrisHighwind> OH MY GOD LMAO
<NoNameAtAll> Goddammit.

* Tealer gives Pliskin a McRib
<GerbilSoft> Tealer: fff don't do that
<NoNameAtAll> That said, I'm not gonna get in the middle of this.
<GerbilSoft> he'll throw a shitstorm
<Pliskin> hahaha
<Overlord> Must we SINK to this level

<NoNameAtAll> Winston Churchill
<NoNameAtAll> TOP
<NoNameAtAll> FUCKING
<NoNameAtAll> PERCENTILE
<+GaryFuckingOak> wrong
<+GaryFuckingOak> Winston Churchill
<+GaryFuckingOak> TOP
<+GaryFuckingOak> FUCKING
<+GaryFuckingOak> HAT

<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Let me rephrase that
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> I'm never able to get consoles on or around launch
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Always when they're near the end of their lifespans, or never at all
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Sometimes I'll be unlucky and get them when they're already dead.
<ChrisHighwind> ...*phew* no flood-kick
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<Overlord> He went on a trip to Poland once
<Overlord> Stayed in some hotel
<Overlord> The sinks didn't even have running water
<NoNameAtAll> Overlord: Clogged due to Mad's shit
<Overlord> NoNameAtAll - LOL

<Tealer> Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?
<Tealer> It's now �4.95 per hour.
<NoNameAtAll> Mareep is a slut to all Wailords.
<NoNameAtAll> Confirmed
<GARY_M_9> so is Skitty
<FrozenNitrogen> ALL Wailords?
<NoNameAtAll> ALL
<FrozenNitrogen> Even the ones of similar gender?
<NoNameAtAll> Those would be Wailadies
<NoNameAtAll> :V
<FrozenNitrogen> I c wot u did thar
<SealClubber> Wailass
<SealClubber> ...
<SealClubber> wait
<SealClubber> NO
<SealClubber> that sounded better in my head
<NoNameAtAll> SealClubber: It's been said.
<NoNameAtAll> Too late.
<SealClubber> to the QDB

<Overlord> <TheGreen1>
http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/05/motorola-rumored-to-have-acquired-azingo-part-of-some-grander-o/
<Overlord> Azingo?
<NoNameAtAll> Bazinga
<Overlord> My first thought is "Bazinga"
<Overlord> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> GODDAMNIT GET OUT OF MY HEAD OL

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<ScrewCrusher> god, I'm such a cockaholic
<ScrewCrusher> *chocaholic
<Marc> ..
<ScrewCrusher> ...ffff #retro
<Marc> that is the best typo to enter with ever

<EnzoAquarius> I AM BACH
<EnzoAquarius> inb4 compose shit
<Overlord> Well I am Lynard Skynard
<EnzoAquarius> Good for you
* Overlord GUITAR SOLO
* EnzoAquarius PIANO SOLO
<NoNameAtAll> Well I am Jun Senoue
<EnzoAquarius> Bitches, plz
* NoNameAtAll AMEN BREAK
<Overlord> hahahahahaha

<NoNameAtAll> I see a distinct lack of cocks there.
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<Sonic65> Tweaker...I dare you to post a pic of yourself while drunk
<Sonic65> With beer cans in the background
<&Tweaker> 3why
<&Tweaker> I look the dick
<Sonic65> lmao
<Sonic65> Tweaker looks the dick
<EnzoAquarius> Tweaker - He looks the dick
<NoNameAtAll> He looks the Gordon?
<Gambit> someone topic that right fucking now
<Sonic65> TWEAKER LOOKS AT THE DICK
* EnzoAquarius brofists Sonic65
<Sonic65> OMG
<synchronizer> ROTFL
<Hodgy> the dick, he looks it
<Sonic65> this is the start
<EnzoAquarius> ITC: Retro is the best
<Sonic65> to a new fap fic

<GerbilSoft[iBook]> stardust speedway is officially the worst level ever
<DigitalDuck> What?!?
<GerbilSoft[iBook]> it was made by fucking dimps. it has speed boosters every five inches
<GerbilSoft[iBook]> can't they do anything right
* andlabs gives GerbilSoft[iBook] a cookie
<synchronizer> I hope that's sarcasm... the speed boostyers
actually can be obstacles in that level, and are how speed boosters
SHOULD be used
<DigitalDuck> Of course it's sarcasm.
<synchronizer> thought so
<Kiddo|Laptop> synchronizer: You actually expect GerbilSoft to be serious?
<Kiddo|Laptop> ..... YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

<BBHood> Fun Fact 4: the owner of the line after this one is a fat
<BBHood> *fag

<%Katelynn> resistance is already futile
<+GerbilSoft> resistance isn't futile
<+GerbilSoft> it's volts / current

<andlabs> wait what
<andlabs> it is the same size
<andlabs> am I calculating it wrong?
<andlabs> it looks like he was a victim of gay rape.
<andlabs> YEAH IT'S STILL STOPPING AT 35 NOT 39
<andlabs> even with +100
<andlabs> FUCK THIS
<andlabs> UGH
<andlabs> NOT EVEN resize() WORKS
<andlabs> also
<andlabs> this is the slowest C++ compiler ever
<NoNameAtAll> andlabs is trying to enlarge his di--
<NoNameAtAll> oh.
<NoNameAtAll> Nvm.
<NoNameAtAll> Programming.

<Miscellany_Person> Haterade
<MathUser2929> Hate Krispies
<Bob_Dole>Hate Krispies actually sounds good.
<MathUser2929> Hate Krispies, the only cereal that curses when you add milk to it.
<andlabs> LOL
<JohnnyTest> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU MMMMMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKK!

<SOTI> I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS
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<Devann> you gays ever gonna fix the tmotd file on the server screen?
<Devann> guys*
<Katelynn> ok, you can stop purposely typoing "guys" as "gays" now
<Katelynn> it wasn't even funny the first time
<hodgy> hey gays
<DijitaruKamo> Heydays.
<Devann> Katelynn, i dont care.
<Devann> Ok?
<Katelynn> well, you see
<Katelynn> this is why nobody likes you
<Chekkusu> lol
<Devann> I dont care again?
<Katelynn> because you act like a god damn idiot all the time
<ScarredSun> Just for that I will never fix the motd
<ScarredSun> Just to annoy you
<Devann> But I'm not annoyed?
<Devann> I don't get annoyed.
<DijitaruKamo> You don't get annoyed?
<DijitaruKamo> This could be fun.
<Devann> Gol for it
<Devann> Go*
<Chekkusu> where is Ross
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<Chekkusu> lol
<Blanche> Chex: Playing with himself
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<Katelynn> hahaha
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<Blanche> Obv.
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<Devann> uh uh
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<GerbilSoft> derp
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<Chekkusu> XD
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<Katelynn> I'm QDBing this later
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<Devann> I don't get annoyed.
<Devann> We can do this all dasy.
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<DijitaruKamo> Dasy?
<Gambit> lol
<Chekkusu> XD
<Katelynn> SS wins four internets
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<Devann> nope
<Gambit> u mad
<Katelynn> in b4 zline
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<Spanner> ROFL
<andlabs> dur
<GerbilSoft> ha
<Blanche> hahahah
<andlabs> also he had a channel registered on this server!
<ScarredSun> Eh, it's timed for 5 minutes
<ScarredSun> Which seems to be the uncanny valley for annoyance
<ScarredSun> A day people can deal
<ScarredSun> A minute people can deal
<ScarredSun> FIVE MINUTES THIS IS INJUSTICE

<SonSon> Hey
<SonSon> Tweaker
<SonSon> Do you want to see something
<Tweaker> sure
<SonSon> okay
<SonSon> watch this
<SonSon> abra kadabra
<SonSon> open sesame street!
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<Tweaker> OH MY GOD
<Tweaker> LOL
<Tweaker> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Marc> .. hahahah
<Blanche> AVADA KEDABRA
<Overlord> You regged his nick?>
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<Overlord> ahahahahahaha

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<%Kate|Busy> speaking of Dr. Wily
<@Overlord> Wanna come see my Forbidden Dungeon ;)
<%Kate|Busy> only if I can have your DNA input into my database
<%Kate|Busy> ...
<%Kate|Busy> SHIT
<@Overlord> LOL
<%Kate|Busy> no, don't think of it that way
<@Overlord> Well, if you're offering *shot*
<%Kate|Busy> oh my god, hahahaha