<GerbilSoft> whoosh
<Rainer> I hope they become good god-fearing Christians
<Ross> why do editorial and politicial cartoons nearly all look the same and sketchy looking?
<Ross> I swear to god
<ScarredSun> Also! I don't get naked. :( Sorry! Although if you
want to get naked for me I have no objections :P Strip poker/pool ftw xD
<ScarredSun> AMAZINGLY WRONG PASTE
<ScarredSun> BRAVO
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<Ross> there's got to be like a hundred political cartoonists that draw in the EXACT same way
<Dude> lol good job
<Lobotomy> brb qdb

<+GerbilSoft> hey overlord
<+GerbilSoft> here's a millionaire-style $100 question
<+GerbilSoft> According to the nursery rhyme, the three little kittens lost what?
<+GerbilSoft> A. their appetite
<+GerbilSoft> B. their mittens
<+GerbilSoft> C. their homework
<+GerbilSoft> D. the game
<@Overlord> ...hm
<@Overlord> Can I use a 50/50 please
<+GerbilSoft> the remaining answers are B. their mittens, and D. the game
<@Overlord> GerbilSoft - hmmmm
<@Overlord> Can I ask the audience
<+GerbilSoft> what audience
<@Overlord> #retro
<@Overlord> What else
<DalekSam> D
<DalekSam> that is my button pressed
<+GerbilSoft> okay
<+GerbilSoft> so it's 0% B, 100% D
<@Overlord> hmmm
<@Overlord> I'd still like to be sure
<@Overlord> Can I phone a friend
* @Overlord open an IM window
<DalekSam> TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK
<@Overlord> [21:54:36] Overlord: You there?
<@Overlord> [21:54:36] Overlord: =P
<@Overlord> [21:54:46] ******: yup
<@Overlord> [21:54:49] Overlord: OK
<@Overlord> [21:54:53] Overlord: Run with me on this
<@Overlord> [21:55:00] Overlord: According to the nursery rhyme, the three little kittens lost what?
<@Overlord> [21:55:00] ******: k
<@Overlord> [21:55:04] Overlord: B. their mittens
<@Overlord> [21:55:07] Overlord: D. the game
<@Overlord> [21:55:17] Overlord: Which one
<@Overlord> [21:55:25] ******: mittens?
<@Overlord> [21:55:34] Overlord: Thank you -*phone clicks*
<@Overlord> hmmm
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<@Overlord> Audience disagrees with my friend :(
<Donnyku[Netbook]> lol
<@Overlord> FUCK IT
<@Overlord> WE'RE DOING IT LIVE
<@Overlord> IT'S D, GERBIL
<DalekSam> FINAL ANSWER?
<+GerbilSoft> is that your final answer
<@Overlord> FINAL ANSWER
<+GerbilSoft> you lost the game
<@Overlord> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

<Phugolz> speaking of talking out of their ass
<Phugolz> gerbil
<Phugolz> tell a joke
<GerbilSoft> you going to jail for fingering a minor
<Phugolz> well
<Phugolz> they do say comedy is tragity plus time

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<Sik> !dehalfop
<Sik> -_-'
* MainMemory removes half-OP from Sik
<Sik> !devoice
* MainMemory removes voice from Sik
<Sik> !deuser
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<Sik> Fail
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<GerbilSoft> uh oh
<GerbilSoft> shit's about to hit the fan
* Sik throws pizza to GerbilSoft
<GerbilSoft> pakistan says we violated them by killing obama
<GerbilSoft> ...
<GerbilSoft> oh fucking hell i did not just pull a fox news
<SoNick> shit we killed obama too
* GerbilSoft hangs head in shame
<GerbilSoft> fuck
<andlabs> derp

<Sik> :|
<FraGag> :V
<Sik> lol arrow

<Aerosol> Eh. This is something to talk to the missus about.
<nineko> Ask her if she has any female friends who like Italian people
<Aerosol> She does, but none of them speak italian :(
<nineko> Oh man, if only I could speak English :(
<Aerosol> ...you can't?
<nineko> <_<
<Oerg866__> lol

<Sik> !​k​i​l​l
<SonicFreak94> !kill
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* Caitlin gives voice to Gambit
<Sik> LOL

<oerg866> and in theory its not even a modchip
<oerg866> its just a cpld that divdes cocks

<+Reimu_Hakurei> !8ball am I Shibby
<@MMBot> Most likely
<&Neko-sama> Reimu_Hakurei: It is certain.
<~SonicFreak94> .
<+Yoshika> !8ball is Reimu the real Reimu?
<@MMBot> Very doubtful
<&Neko-sama> Yoshika: Don't count on it.
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<+Yoshika> ahahahahaha
<%Sik> XD
<&MainMemory> >ban
<&Neko-sama> >~http://sf94.reimuhakurei.net/Junk/BAN.jpg

<MayorChapstick> lol Caitlin is on my free cams now apparently (nsfw)http://www.myfreecams.com/#CutieCaitlynn
<GerbilSoft> checking

<Sik> Overlord: tsk, there are countries where the crisis wasn't heard of at all
<nineko> Yeah, like Antarctica

<Overlord> <EnzoAquarius> My cave of doom?
<EnzoAquarius> Yeah, that cave/cavern is immense as fuck
<Overlord> Don't talk about your GF that way
<EnzoAquarius> I dug so much :(

<Blanche> At least EC'll take me from behind :3
<ECrusher> <3333
<ECrusher> Will do
<GerbilSoft> :D

<nineko> It's fun to install a pirated XP SP3 on a contrabanded laptop
<nineko> Can it get even worse than that? :P
<nineko> Oh right it did, when I used that laptop to abuse my neighbour's wifi

Apr 29 11:36:00 <OL|Laptop> Phil looks like he's enjoying himself
Apr 29 11:36:01 <Spanner> runs in the family
Apr 29 11:36:03 <OL|Laptop> Queen doesn't
Apr 29 11:36:09 <GeneOB> I think the Queen fell asleep
Apr 29 11:36:12 <Spanner> OL: Well he hasn't seen a black man yet
Apr 29 11:36:24 <OL|Laptop> Don't worry
Apr 29 11:36:28 <GeneOB> <Spanner> OL: Well he hasn't seen a black man yet
Apr 29 11:36:31 <GeneOB> EXTERMINATE
Apr 29 11:36:34 <GeneOB> EXTERMINATE

<TheShad> I fill retarded
<TheShad> because for nearly a decade now
<TheShad> I still read ScarredSun as "ScaredSun"
<NoNameAtAll> .
<NoNameAtAll> lol
<Caitlin> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9054912/1302034918683.jpg
<NoNameAtAll> I just think of it in terms of...MaimedMoon
<NoNameAtAll> ScarredSun
<Caitlin> it's okay, I do the same TheShad
<NoNameAtAll> *Shrug*
<TheShad> Kate: okay, so I'm not just dyslexic or something
<Overlord> <+TheShad> I fill retarded
<Overlord> That's a very niche fetish
* Overlord runs
<TheShad> I hate you
<NoNameAtAll> It's like that time I read phallus as failus.
<Overlord> XD
<TheShad> XD

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Varion Icaria: hidden
nineko84: /me counts up to 100
nineko84: ... 98, 99, 100
nineko84: I AM COOOOOMIIIIIING
Varion Icaria: LOL

<Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> BBHood: i was wrong
<Overlord> HOLY SHIT
<GerbilSoft> Overlord: stfu
<Overlord> THIS IS ONE TO ARCHIVE

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<GerbilSoft> WRONG
<nineko> Wrong? Ok, I'll revert it
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<GerbilSoft> >_>

<Raven> omg enzo
<Raven> those are huge boobs

<andlabs> http://blogs.msdn.com/b/vbteam/archive/2011/05/20/happy-20th-birthday-visual-basic.aspx
<nineko> Sonic 1 was written in VB confirmed

<@MMBot> Maybe MMBot cannot speak.
<~SonicFreak94> Maybe
<~SonicFreak94> but the fact that you just spoke makes me a bit skeptical

<GerbilSoft> !kick me
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<GerbilSoft> o ok
<GerbilSoft> !kick ass
<MainMemory> I should add a kicktrigger list
<GerbilSoft> clearly mmbot doesn't kick ass
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