<+Chaos_Hedgie> * Chaos Hedgie is now known as Chris_Hansen
<+Chaos_Hedgie> <Chris_Hansen> Why don't you have a seat
<+Chaos_Hedgie> * Creeping_Shadow is now known as Massa_Hansen
<+Chaos_Hedgie> <Massa_Hansen> Why don't you have a lynching
<+Chaos_Hedgie> <Chris_Hansen> FUCK YOU
<+Chaos_Hedgie> Powned
<@Overlord> hahahahahahaha
<Bluecheese> well done
<+Chaos_Hedgie> Man I failed on that one you faggots
<Bluecheese> yeah you did

<@Overlord> Mayans used to torture women by rubbing chillis on their vags
<VivaLaVida> Cool
<@Overlord> burning pain
<VivaLaVida> Owie
<W16BT> Mayans knew how to spice up their sex lives
<VivaLaVida> Yep
* @Overlord facepalm
<@Overlord> That was TERRIBLE

<+GerbilSoft> Not news: Woman arrested.
<+GerbilSoft> News: For breastfeeding.
<@Overlord> Oh god
<+GerbilSoft> Fark: At a bar while drinking alcohol.
<@Overlord> Gerbil
<+GerbilSoft> http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2009/01/06/news/doc4963c22ba548d941018944.txt
<@Overlord> I read that as
<@Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> Not news: Wolan arrested.
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> >___>
<andlabs> GerbilSoft: lol
<%GeneOB> "<@Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> Not news: Wolan arrested."
<%GeneOB> Public indecency
<+Kradorex> "Wolan Arrested for public indecency due to a bloody arse"
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
<SOTI> XD
<@Overlord> Hivemind

<@Overlord> What would happen if Steve Ballmer was locked in a room with a chair that cannot be lifted?
<MetalKnux> HE'D LIFT THE ROOM

<Puto> <Donnyku> I wanted to start off saying your voice makes me cum (not really, but someone had to say it)
<Puto> ...
<GerbilSoft> (drums)
<GeneXM> DONNYKU FAILS
<GeneXM> hahahahaha
<Donnyku> XD
<DrZoidberg> Wait
<DrZoidberg> Ryan is a celebrity?
<Puto> you know who else made Donnyku cum?
<SOTI> <Soselocke> Sonic Oral Triad Incorporated
<SOTI> added
<Puto> that's right
<Puto> Hitler
<GerbilSoft> lol.
<SoNick> Haha.
<Soselocke> Donnykum
<Overlord> <Donnyku> I wanted to start off saying your voice makes me cum (not really, but someone had to say it)
<SOTI> XD
<Overlord> At this point Drummond ran screaming from the IRC
<Donnyku> =P
<GerbilSoft> too bad there was no "that's what she said" response
<GerbilSoft> <_<

<TheBarAdmin> knuckles steals monitors in: sonic the hedgehog 2
<DAGarden> TBA, would explain the lack of secret monitors without the lock-on
<@Overlord> LOL

<@Overlord> * dryahetzeph (blank@live.via.bowltenna)
<@Overlord> Interesting hostmask
<dryahetzeph> it's how I'm getting a wireless signal here
<dryahetzeph> It's your average bowl covered in aluminum foil with a wireless dongle taped to the inside of it
<@Overlord> Nice
<@Overlord> Who you leeching wireless off?
<dryahetzeph> some dude
<dryahetzeph> unsecured networks ftw
<@Overlord> Indeed
<@Overlord> Let me guess
<@Overlord> The SSID is Linksys
<dryahetzeph> This area was hit by Gustav, so some areas don't quite have intertubes fully yet
<dryahetzeph> and yes
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
<@Overlord> So predictable =P

<franz> saz I sent you a pm, to tell you that I've emailed you
<franz> the email links to a thread
<franz> the thread has a whisper in it
<franz> the whisper links to a file
<franz> the file is a .txt
<franz> the content is "ur gay"
<@Overlord> What is this, an episode of 24?

<voice> can anyone guess my laptops name?
<Overlord> voice - hm
<SoNick> mobilesonic
<Overlord> PULSATING PENII
<Overlord> =P
<voice> lol
<voice> you know, keep that up OL and I'll name my most unstable box sonic retro *runs*

<+GerbilSoft> http://kotaku.com/5075231/al-qaeda-suspects-making-detonators-out-of-sega-cartridges
<@Overlord> LOL
<+GerbilSoft> gives a whole new meaning to "Blast Processing"
<@Overlord> So I have over 100 possible bomb detonators
<@Overlord> Sweet
<BlastProcessing> What happens if you use a S3&K cart?
<BlastProcessing> Double the explosion?
<+GerbilSoft> Al Qaeda Bomb Detonation
<+GerbilSoft> & Knuckles
<Ambil> ROFL
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha

<+grap2> <+Umbreon> Pokemon Dating Sim
<+grap2> I've always wanted to fuck the police chick.
<ChrisHighwind> lol
<ChrisHighwind> Which one? They all look the same << >> <<
<+grap2> All of them.
<+Lotsa16BT> Would the pokemon date or the people from the cartoon
<@Overlord> Officer Jenny orgy? Sure
<ChrisHighwind> lol
<@Overlord> Though it might be a bit disconcerting
<@Overlord> SEND IN THE CLONES
<+Umbreon> the limit as Jenny approaches infinity
<+Umbreon> =P
<@Overlord> Officer Jenny Orgy - It's pure Joyâ„¢
* @Overlord runs
<+TheLordShad> <grap2> I've always wanted to fuck the police chick.
<+TheLordShad> People date pokemon
<+TheLordShad> everyones a furry
<@Overlord> Shadow - there's a slight difference really
<@Overlord> Let's pretend for a second Pokemon was real
<@Overlord> What's more frowned on - fucking Jessie or fucking a Diglett
<@Overlord> =P
<+TheLordShad> Well.... Diglett has a very wonderful shape
<+Jennytablina> isnt Jessie like 19?
<+Jennytablina> nothing wrong with hitting that
<@Overlord> Shad - LOL
<+Jennytablina> pfft Diglett
<+Jennytablina> Dugtrios where the real pleasures at yo
<@Overlord> foursome!
<SGR> What the fuck is wrong with you people?
<@Overlord> LOL

<djohe> <+Dude> the sky is 00FF00 <---- Thats green

<muteKi> So I'm reading this book by Ken Jennings about his Jeopardy experience
<muteKi> It's been a great read
<muteKi> then
<muteKi> suddenly
<muteKi> he mentions that he's getting all sorts of strange attention
<muteKi> "Jennings/Trebek slash fiction"
<muteKi> WUT
<@Overlord> <muteKi> "Jennings/Trebek slash fiction"
<@Overlord> SUCK IT TREBEK
<@Overlord> SUCK IT LONG
<@Overlord> AND SUCK IT HARD
<Destructiox> lol
* @Overlord RUNS
<Destructiox> epic
<muteKi> Oh god
<muteKi> that
* Destructiox applauds OL
<muteKi> I can't breathe
<Destructiox> lol
<muteKi> amazing
<muteKi> that's the best response possible

<Tanks> all I need to say on the matter of MJ's death
<Tanks> WinAMP v5.54: [1/1]: Sonic 3 & Knuckles - Game Over [SEGA Genesis Music Dump]
<Overlord> Oh dear =P
<Tanks> that is all
<Andeh> HAHAH
<--| Tanks has left #retro

<GerbilSoft> ..
<GerbilSoft> i got an email from amazon
<GerbilSoft> "As someone who has purchased history books at
Amazon.com, you might be interested in new and upcoming titles, such as
The Third Reich at War"
<Overlord> Gerbil - LOL
<GerbilSoft> that's right
<Overlord> You got Godwin'd by Amazon
<GerbilSoft> hitler

<Devann> I slept good, anyone else?
<@Overlord> I need to talk to someone
<@Overlord> Only about 3 weeks to go
* @Overlord sigh
<Devann> Talk to me. :P
<@Overlord> =P No
<djohe|has2PSPs> [19:35] <Devann> Talk to me. :P <--- no
<@Overlord> About this there is only one person
<Devann> Uhh... okay then...
* Destructiox places Devann on /ignore
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
* djohe|has2PSPs mutes Devann

<GerbilSoft> you know who else had weapons in world war II?
<ChrisHighwind> The U.S.
<ChrisHighwind> Japan
<ChrisHighwind> And the answer you're waiting for
<ChrisHighwind> Hitler
<GerbilSoft> that's right
<GerbilSoft> <_<

<Overlord> "Real email I received this morning from our neighborhood association:
<Overlord> Emergency message:
<Overlord> A bear has been seen in the area. At this time it is
not threatening. Please bring your pets and children inside and stay
inside your home. The Division of Wildlife is responding now and the
Douglas County Deputies are currently following the bear."
<Overlord> In search of pick-i-nick baskets I presume.
<penguinator> in search of little girls, more like
<Cooljerk> hahaha
<Overlord> hahahahaha

<+Ayla> i'll bbiab.. gonna go do something real quick
* +nineko runs
<+Ayla> lol
<+Sik> Yuu Yuu Hakusho?
<+Sik> You rock :P
<+nineko> Hiei rocks
<@Overlord> <+Ayla> i'll bbiab.. gonna go do something real quick
<@Overlord> God damn it
<@Overlord> Fap on your own time
<@Overlord> :(
<+Sik> Agreed

<paul> HELLO GUYS
<paul> ENTERTAIN ME
<@Shade> Paul, just whack off like every other normal human being when they are bored

<muteKi> Why was my comment about my magic joystick never put up there :(
<Sik> I don't want to imagine what that magic joystick looks like...
<TheShad> it looks like a penis

<Sazpaimon> so like
<Sazpaimon> i got a glowstick
<Sazpaimon> and a lego guy
<Sazpaimon> and im putting that on my monitor
<Sazpaimon> in honor of qjimbo
<Sazpaimon> and his wonderful glowing bridge
<Sazpaimon> i'm gonna ejaculate onto the lego man to show my gratitude to qjimbo and his glowing bridge

<SimonWii> The Michael Jackson song "blood on the dancefloor"
was actually written after Jacko witnessed Wolan in an NY club,
attempting the splits.

<+Chaos_Hedgie> At 17 I wanted to fuck some 15 year olds
<&Tweaker> Hahaha
<+Chaos_Hedgie> nvm, I suck cocks

<dothackzero> Here is fun question to play around with yourself with.
<dothackzero> Is there any good effects with masturbating?
<BtCE> uh, if you rub fast enough you'll be granted 3 wishes
<dothackzero> So your saying I can wish for a girlfriend with my penis?