<XkeeperLaptop> god damnit
<XkeeperLaptop> I almost did /cyber Kitsune

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<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
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<MetalKnux> holy shit it's billy mays
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<MetalKnux> billy, I thought you were dead!
<Billy_Mays> BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CASKET PLUS
<Billy_Mays> IT'S A GAS FOR YOUR ROTTING ASS
<Billy_Mays> BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
<Billy_Mays> CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN A VIVISECTION
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(Z-Lined: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BADNIK ZLINE. WANT TO KEEP A NASTY STAIN
OFF OF YOUR IRCD?! ZLINE IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! KEEPS AWAY PESTS! KEEPS
YOUR CHANNEL QUIET! PREVENTS UNWANTED ABUSE! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL--IT
GIVES FANTASTIC COMEDIC OPPORTUNITIES! INVEST IN BADNIK ZLINE TODAY!)
<@Overlord> ahahahahahahahaha
<+GerbilSoft> :D
<+Sik> Pwn'd

<A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<A_Yoshi> amazing
<PC2> Why ruin a perfectly good work of art with gigantic breasts, I have no clue
<@Overlord> <A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<@Overlord> Don;t RPGs in general go to boobies in about 60 seconds of starting?
<A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<A_Yoshi> =P
<PC2> I mean it's okay to exaggerate them a little bit once in a while but people just take it too far
<@Overlord> [03:42:51] <A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<PC2> Like once they exceed the size of the head of the character you know you've gone overboard
<@Overlord> wtf RPGs have you been playing =P
<PC2> And the picture is no longer cool-looking
<A_Yoshi> The good ones
<@Overlord> Unless they're 16bit backwards, titties are everywhere
<A_Yoshi> i.e. old gen
<@Overlord> I mean, come ON
<@Overlord> Tifa
<CyclopsCaveman> i like the big tittes :(
<@Overlord> Perfect example right there
<CyclopsCaveman> everybody knows tifa's not hot
<@Overlord> But she has MASSIVE MELONS
<@Overlord> That's my point
<PC2> XD
<CyclopsCaveman> she has massive melons
<CyclopsCaveman> and that's hot
* @Overlord facepalm
<CyclopsCaveman> but her FACE
<@Overlord> IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOTNESS
<@Overlord> IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BIG TITS
<PC2> Everybody likes big boobs but if you exaggerate them too much in a picture it just doesn't look right anymore
<A_Yoshi> It's like
<A_Yoshi> I can't even finish a sentence
<A_Yoshi> For example:
<CyclopsCaveman> boobs
<PC2> boobs
<@Overlord> boobs

<Tweaker> I'M EATING SALAD YOU GUYS
<Tweaker> THIS IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT I LIKE DICKS

<ScarredSun> [22:27] <Lobotomy> ECCO confirmed for Allstars racing
<ScarredSun> What
<ScarredSun> What
<ScarredSun> How is this possible
<Lobotomy> no
<Lobotomy> just a pic
<Lobotomy> http://i870.photobucket.com/albums/ab262/gtalvim/Figura1-1.jpg
<ScarredSun> You're a dolphin you cannot drive a car
<ScarredSun> Also you'd die
* x64 pets ScarredSun
<Lobotomy> this idea begs to differ
<Cynthia> WHAT'S YOUR POINT SS
<Lobotomy> also ECCO is a mammal
<ScarredSun> MY POINT IS I DON'T KNOW WHY I DEMAND SOME CONSTRAINTS OF REALITY IN VIDEO GAMES BUT I DO
<Lobotomy> He'll survive at least a race
<ScarredSun> AND DOLPHINS SHOULDN'T OPERATE CARS
<ScarredSun> THEY SHOULD SHOW UP AS SURPRISES IN TUNA CANS

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<CyberKitsune> FUCK
<CyberKitsune> School Internet
<CyberKitsune> sry
<Kradorex> ..
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<+Sonic65> If Tweaker was here he -
<+Sonic65> oh my god
<+Sonic65> ROFL
<+Comma_Doo> fff
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<&Tweaker> don't worry.
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<Blanche> Why does pasta smell like piss when it's cooked?
<PC2> ...It does?
<Eviltaco64> nope, i live in its sister state/commonwealth :P
<Blanche> And it's obviously not worth getting a job in Pinner since it'll take an hour to get there
<PC2> Maybe you should drink more water Blanche
<+Leaf> because, you're not supposed to cook it in boiling piss

<Lotsa16BT> Hookers
<Lotsa16BT> As far as the eye can see
<segaloco> well, im off
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[17:20] Chaos_Hedgie I don't care if this is a set back, I'm still moving out my parent's house.
[17:20] Lobotomy: Is your dad an ass?
[17:20] Chaos_Hedgie: yeah
[17:20] Chaos_Hedgie: They both are.
[17:20] ChaotixXero: both dads?
[17:20] Lobotomy: O SNAP

<Overlord> [03:48:32] <@Aquaslash> if Rouge were in a Genesis game
<Overlord> [03:48:39] <@Aquaslash> would she fly, glide, or both?
<ScarredSun> "PRESS 'B' TO USE BOOB-FLASH ATTACK!"

<MetalKnux> I browse intelligent sites late night
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<MetalKnux> in fact, I can easily say I've had more intelligent discussions on porn forums than I have in Retro
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<SOTI> ahahahhahaha
<+GerbilSoft> MetalKnux: you don't talk about d-icks on porn forums?
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<MetalKnux> no
<MetalKnux> we talk about GTS and vore and slimegirls
<MetalKnux> in fact, now that I think about it
<x66> ...
<MetalKnux> we're not a whole lot different then /d/
<MetalKnux> also, we occasionally discuss phoenix wright
<synchronizer> phoenix wright
<synchronizer> ....
<x66> XD
<synchronizer> why?
<MetalKnux> why not?
<MetalKnux> amazing game
<+GerbilSoft> objection

<ScarredSun> Forgive me if this is totally off
<ScarredSun> But I was kind of under the impression that #anthro may as well have been called #yiff
<Tweaker> and #retro isn't pretty much #yiff?
<Tweaker> I mean
<Tweaker> granted
<ScarredSun> So maybe it's the sexytime factor
<Tweaker> it's more like #circlejerk

<@Overlord> KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE
<@Overlord> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<+GerbilSoft> RetroServ, does Overlord fail?
* A_Yoshi divides by negative 0
<+Sik> FUCK
* GerbilSoft was kicked by Overlord (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
* Overlord was kicked by RetroServ (Yes, he does!)

<SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<SOTI> leading tristan to make another article
<Aquaslash> hahahahahahaha
<Oerg866> <SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<Leaf> no, I'd lose faith in the other techies for helping to approve him
<Oerg866> well
<Oerg866> uh
<Nova> WHAT
* Aquaslash has changed the topic to: Welcome to #bandwagon | Sonic
Retro: Live and BURN - http://www.sonicretro.org/ | It's SUPER
EFFECTIVE! | commadoo is the iblis trigger | <&XkeeperLaptop>
is this the retrocaust? | <SOTI> if oerg was techied a lot of
people would lose their confidence of the sonic retro staff
<iojnekns> i'd punch myself in the head for an hour

<Ritz> <TheShad> (image of light bouncing forever after being trapped between 2 mirrors) hahaha
<Ritz> They'd have to be perfect mirrors
<SlushBox> or one way glass or something
<Ritz> Which isn't really possible right now
<+Sik> Who cares?
<+Sik> Moving mirrors faster than the speed of light isn't possible either
<Ritz> Your skank mother all up on my dick cares okay
<+Sik> In any case, that'd be the nightmare of a raycasting engine though
<PC2> lrn2chaoscontrol, Sik
<PC2> duh
<+Sik> Ritz: stop skanking on fake mothers
<@Overlord> CHAOS.... CONTROL!
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<@Overlord> :V
<PC2> XD
<Ritz> Fake mother, pssh
<+Sik> XD
<Ritz> As if anyone would ever want to immitate your mother
<SlushBox> last time i chaoscontrol'd i broke my foot
<Blanche> You lot are being well weird
<+Sik> Ritz: exactly the same deal as with yours
<Ritz> And moving something faster than the speed of light is totally possible
<+Sik> ZING
<TheShad> OL: And I guess you use black materia when you wanna kick someone?
<@Overlord> hahahaha

<Blanche> Oh God two of my housemates have got colds
<@Overlord> SWINE FLU ALERT
<SOTI> ahahahahhahaha
<+Kradorex> RED ALERT
<+GerbilSoft> DICKS ALERT
<+Kradorex> ALL HANDS TO BATTLESTATIONS
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<SOTI> ACTIVATE THE PENIS
<@Overlord> Oh dear
<+GerbilSoft> "battlestations"

<&Destructiox> i just had the weirdest thought ever
<&Destructiox> just a thought of God sitting at a computer, with SonED on the screen, designing Earth
<&Destructiox> and i lol'd
<&Destructiox> just scratching his head and going, 'no, no, the chunks don't fit! i'll have to redraw them'
<~DrXInsanity> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<&SonicVaan> XD
<&SonicVaan> We are in a Sonic engine

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<EnzoAquarius> Ahhhh
<EnzoAquarius> I love these Saturdays
<EnzoAquarius> They're so relaxing and cozy
<Destructiox> hmm
<MUser> wednesdays
<Destructiox> well i copied my ASM file from my broken hack into a fresh one
<EnzoAquarius> MUser: FUCK
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<~Tweaker> HEY THERE COURTNEY
<~Tweaker> SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> HOW IS YOUR SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> BY THE WAY, WE'RE ALL OUT OF SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> CAN YOU GO TO THE SONIC RETRO AND PICK UP SOME SONIC RETRO
<~Tweaker> THX <3
<~Tweaker> Love,
<~Tweaker> ~Sonic Retro

<EnzoAquarius> I AM BACH
<Overlord> Well I'm Mozart
<Overlord> Suck on that
* Overlord runs
<nineko> I'm Beethoven
* nineko barks
<Overlord> LOL

<MetalKnux> #retro
<MetalKnux> am I sexy?
<NoNameAtAll> No.
<MetalKnux> I'm not asking you
<MetalKnux> I'm asking the people of #retro who matter
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<Retro> No.
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<Retro> No indeed

<NoNameAtAll> <Overlord> Only Microsoft could make a party pack with a EULA on it <-- Apple.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<NoNameAtAll> Or they'd DRM it.
<NoNameAtAll> Thus making it worthless.

<PC2> Why does SpongeBob even still exist
<+Supakitsune> it may have had a pillow or plushie or something
<+Supakitsune> PC2: because HE PRINTS MONEY!!!
<+Umbreon> Spongebob is a pretty funny show
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<PC2> Next episode they're just going to be sitting there playing pong
<roxtop> Jay, you originalcontentfag you
<EnzoAquarius> Spongebob rocks
<+Umbreon> Sandy is super hot MURRRRR
<Spindash> wtf did I just walk into

<PC2> Man just imagine if they kept making stupid add-ons
<PC2> "Kids, keep food cool with the new SEGA MEGAFRIDGE!"
<IronSonic_> I think the 32x made Sega realize that the add-ons were stupid.
<@Overlord> No
<@Overlord> The 32X made the PUBLIC realise addons were stupid
<@GerbilSoft> zip drive for dreamcast.
<@GerbilSoft> you know where that ended up
<@GerbilSoft> =P
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<EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<PC2> XD
<@GerbilSoft> both because sega was leaving the hardware business at the time
<@GerbilSoft> and because the whole zip click of death shenanigans was unravelling
<@Overlord> <EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<EnzoAquarius> Zip Dick of Death
<@Overlord> I have this urge now
<EnzoAquarius> That's what I read
<@Overlord> To make a Sega fridge magnet
<EnzoAquarius> Overlord: Do it
<@Overlord> And take photos of it stuck to things
<EnzoAquarius> It's fucking easy
<@Overlord> LOOK KIDS, THE ALL NEW SEGA RADIATOR
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<@Overlord> THE SEGA FORD FIESTA
<@Overlord> etc
<@GerbilSoft> sega ford pinto
<@GerbilSoft> with blast processing
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<EnzoAquarius> KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOU THE ALL NEW SEGA TAX REPORT ORGANIZER FOR BIG BUSINESSES 1992 EDITION