<andlabs> why is france different
<NoNameAtAll> Stupid Americans.
<NoNameAtAll> And Britfags.
<Lotsa16BT> Because they eat snails
* NoNameAtAll runs.
<Lotsa16BT> And frogs
<Lotsa16BT> And babies
<NoNameAtAll> And your mom.
<Lotsa16BT> And your dad
<NoNameAtAll> Shit.
<NoNameAtAll> SHIT.
<NoNameAtAll> My step-grandfather ate my dad before he died.
<NoNameAtAll> FUCK.
<Lotsa16BT> You have an interesting family.
<Ironfist> ...
<Ironfist> Kinky

<+GerbilSoft> and here comes the idiot brigade
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<GeneOB> **YOU MUST HAVE A SONIC RETRO GOLD ACCOUNT TO SEE THIS MESSAGE**
<nineko> **TO OBTAIN A GOLD ACCOUNT, TYPE /SERVER GOLD**
* Quits: DAGarden (DAGarden@SonicCD.org) (Quit: HTTP 404 - Not Found)
<GeneOB> ~
<nineko> lol DAGarden
* Joins: DAGarden (DAGarden@SonicCD.org)
<DAGarden> Where is my Gold Account?
<nineko> There's always someone who falls for this, no matter how old it is
<Airslash> Oh wow
<DAGarden> Does it get emailed to me or something?

<+andlabs> just making a joke about w��aboos and the quantity of KID's visual novel work
<+andlabs> :P
<DalekSam> what's with the �
<@Overlord> Try saying it without them
<+andlabs> yeah no
<+andlabs> =P
<@Overlord> hahahha
<DalekSam> you type it without them, though!
<DalekSam> ENGLISH
<DalekSam> COMPLICATED LANGUAGE
<@Overlord> andlabs, you're doing it wrong anyway
<@Overlord> ういあぶ
<@Overlord> :V
* +MathUser2929 (chatzilla@2da5a4.2b90f6.eae351.17433e) Quit (Connection closed)
<@Overlord> OMG IT MAKES MATHUSER DROP

<Chimera> Wait
<Chimera> Where is Flying Battery in Generations located LOL
<Chimera> In the "sound" folder yes?
<Wikiboy> naaaaah
<BBHood> I think it's in the ADD folder
<Chimera> ADD?
<Chimera> Where's that...?
<Wikiboy> What Dimps employees have
<Penguin> haha
<Wikiboy> hooooooooo
<BBHood> SNG22 ADD.cpk
<Chimera> oh u Wikiboy

<GerbilSoft> <Kogen> So, Shibby, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
<GerbilSoft> <Shibunoa> The same thing we do every night, Kogen.
<GerbilSoft> <Shibunoa> Try to take over Sonic Retro!
<NoNameAtAll> The Kogen and the Shib?
<GerbilSoft> one is a nazi
<GerbilSoft> the other's insane
<GerbilSoft> <_<
<Marc> "GEE SHIB, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT?" ".. guess." ".. oh, right, try to take over retro.. ha ha.. narf"

<+MadEchidna|> now that I think about it, how fishy that
Quickman returns and Qjimbo starts getting active again _this month_
<+MadEchidna|> :|
<+Quickman> I was active last month :(
<SlushBox> srs
<@Overlord> THEY'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
<+Qjimbo> well that part is obvious
<@Overlord> ....which is why.... Jimbo moved away to Canada...
<@Overlord> OK, my theory has some holes in
<@Overlord> I WILL PATCH THEM
<@Overlord> Maybe Quickman is planning to follow
<+Katelynn> Quickman secretly lives in Canada
<@Overlord> Jim's the scout party
<+MadEchidna|> USE AN IPS PATCH FOR YOUR THEORY
<+MadEchidna|> THAN IT'S LEGAL!111
<JakeyBoy> your theory has the quality of a fanfic
<+Katelynn> but he uses a british proxy
<@Overlord> <+Katelynn> Quickman secretly lives in Canada
<@Overlord> <+Katelynn> but he uses a british proxy
<@Overlord> =O
<+Quickman> quickman and qjimbo's affair, by Overlord
<@Overlord> hahahaha
<+Qjimbo> now thats fanfiction worth reading
<@Overlord> Both nicks begin with a Q
<+Qjimbo> too great men
<@Overlord> QED
<+Qjimbo> in passion
<JakeyBoy> Overotica.
<NoNameAtAll> *Takes Qjimbo's tea* *Time Stopper on Quickman* You're both at fault.
<NoNameAtAll> *Runs*
<%Nik> <@Overlord> Jim's the scout party <-- Glowing Canada coup!
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
<+Quickman> Quickman discharged a burst of steam from his lateral
exhaust vents as Qjimbo drew closer, wrapping his arms around him. "Oh
Quickman" said Qjimbo "We have failed in our devious plot to steal
Retro, now we must elope to Canada"
<+Qjimbo> hahahaha
<+TheShad> hahahaha

<Krisp> I think I'm going to try to burn some Sega CD games today
<Krisp> I just need to buy some CDs
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<Krisp> I can't imagine it's that hard
<Krisp> I burned some Dreamcast games once
<J-Guest_01> why some of them are good

<nineko> ... hold on, did you really label them as nineko*.jpg?
<nineko> It's not like I built that Game Gear or something
<TheShad> the nineko GameGear
<TheShad> now running on italian sausages
<TheShad> 6 of them

<Duck> You should be an admin.
<nineko> No u
<Duck> ...
<Mima> ahahaha
<nineko> Welcome to Sonic Retro Italia ~
<nineko> General Pasta Discussion
<nineko> Pizza & Reverse Pizza
<Duck> PAAASTAAA!
<Mima> yum yum =V
<djohe|OUT> when do I get my tortelini
<nineko> They're in the members lounge, you unregistered user :U

<MissScanty> <Overlord> > learn to use homing attack
<MissScanty> >1 second delay like in Sonic 06
<MissScanty> just enough to kill you :V
<Overlord> <@MissScanty> >1 second delay like in Sonic 06
<Overlord> Now now, be fair
<Overlord> That wasn't a design decision
<Overlord> That was the game loading the code for the homing attack each time it's used
* Overlord runs

<%Puto> I hereby state
<%Puto> that from now on, in every year
<%Puto> January 22nd will be Anti-GerbilSoft day
<+GerbilSoft> no u.
<djohe> [18:54:17] <%Puto> that from now on, in every year <---- you will release a hack on 1st april?
<MagmaDragoon> January 23rd will be Pro-GerbilSoft day
<%Puto> in Anti-GerbilSoft day, we must all break into
GerbilSoft's home, format all of his computers, and load them with
Windows Vista
<+GerbilSoft> fail
<+MainMemory> I usually kick GerbilSoft at least once a day
<%Puto> and burn all his ubuntu discs
<%Puto> and gentoo discs
<%Puto> and every other distro
<+GerbilSoft> [12:54:50 PM] <%Puto> and burn all his ubuntu discs
<djohe> Puto dont forget to change his graphics card to nVidia
<%Puto> right, you don't have them
<+GerbilSoft> you're going to burn me ubuntu discs?
<+GerbilSoft> =P
<%Puto> ...XD

<@Overlord> It's like asking why you have nipples on your boobs and not your legs
<@Overlord> It just is
<Cirno> someone said boobs
<Cirno> where are the boobs
<Cirno> i must see the boobs
<@Overlord> Calm down #retro
<EnzoAquarius> Boobs?
<Cirno> boobs
<@Overlord> It was a metaphorical example
<Sik> Boobs?
<EnzoAquarius> Who the FUCK said boobs
<Sik> Boobs where?
<Cirno> boobs
<Sik> WHERE ARE THOSE BOOBS

<Phugolz> after 5 minutes of being in china I was like "FUCK THESE CHINKS
<Phugolz> and returned the game
<Alice> Well not every game can be about child molesting dolls flying in circles through golden rings on a timer, Phugolz.
<Phugolz> HAHAHAHAHA
<Phugolz> IN THE NIGHT
<Phugolz> DREAM DELIGHT
<Phugolz> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

<~ScarredSun> IRC LESBROS AND HOMOS FOR LIFE
<&Xkeeper> sometimes, I wonder if I'm the only straight person on the sonic retro staff
<~ScarredSun> Hivebrain's straight!
<~ScarredSun> afaik anyway
<&Tweaker> Well, Gerbil's sexuality is ambigious, so that's up for debate
<+GerbilSoft> >_>
<&Xkeeper> Gerbilsoft reproduces by forking
<&Tweaker> LOL
<+GerbilSoft> fffffffffff
<~ScarredSun> I laugh'd

<Quark> Link should have been an exclusive wii character
<Quark> riding a horse
<Quark> poppin' tires with his sword
<JakeyBoy> >horse
<JakeyBoy> >drifting
<Quark> lmao
<Quark> yes

<@Overlord> Mayans used to torture women by rubbing chillis on their vags
<VivaLaVida> Cool
<@Overlord> burning pain
<VivaLaVida> Owie
<W16BT> Mayans knew how to spice up their sex lives
<VivaLaVida> Yep
* @Overlord facepalm
<@Overlord> That was TERRIBLE

<@Revya> *193644 <@MathUser2929> hurr durr another retarded line from MathUser
<@ScarredSun> True story
<@ScarredSun> I am going to kill everyone
<@ScarredSun> :|
<@Revya> hold on just a second there
* MathUser2929 is now known as Everyone
<@Revya> OK, go ahead
* @Everyone (chatzilla@bdnk-b84e3d1a.unassigned.sdncommunications.com) Quit (Killed (ScarredSun (BANG)))

<+GerbilSoft> you may have won the battle
<+GerbilSoft> but you lost the game
* +GerbilSoft Quit (Killed (Xkeeper (THE GAME OVER, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)))
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<+GerbilSoft> totally not predictable
* +GerbilSoft Quit (Killed (Tina2 (SPONTANEOUS)))
* GerbilSoft has joined #retro
<+GerbilSoft> totally not predictable reply to "totally not predictable"
<+GerbilSoft> in before another kill or fakequit
<+GerbilSoft> ..
* GerbilSoft is now known as Dickhead

<Xkeeper> <AwesomeDem> Looks like the Republican stalling plan...
<Xkeeper> <AwesomeDem> Just got death paneled.
<Xkeeper> <AwesomeDem> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
* Xkeeper left the chat room. (Killed (RevyaOut (*** THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY KILLBANNING SYSTEM ***)))

<EnzoAquarius> ScarredSun: What's your puzzle again?
<Sik> >_>'
<TheShad> SS: I'd like to buy an R
<Sik> <_<'
<ScarredSun> No R
<EnzoAquarius> S
<Toekutr> No U
<GerbilSoft> T
<NoNameAtAll> T.
<MorphTH> P
<EnzoAquarius> L :P
<ScarredSun> _ _ _ _ S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<Sik> What's the line sequence?
<EnzoAquarius> ASSCAKES
<Sik> SS: E
<Toekutr> H
<Sik> fffffffff
<Zero7> slut
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ _ E _ E
<Sik> M
<EnzoAquarius> I
<Sik> ...
<Sik> Fuck that
<Sik> SS: M
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ _ E ME
<EnzoAquarius> What the hell is S_HIT? :P
<GerbilSoft> ...
<TheShad> Cheese
<NoNameAtAll> I get it.
<EnzoAquarius> Backwards :P
<TheShad> first word is cheese?
<GerbilSoft> N
<Zero7> waste of time
<Zero7> I win
<GeneOB> yay
<GerbilSoft> :P
<EnzoAquarius> Cheese is a meme
<EnzoAquarius> :P
<Sik> D:
<Sik> Oh well
<ScarredSun> _ _ E _ S E _ _ _ N E M E
<TheShad> wait
* RetroServ sets mode: +h GeneOB
<EnzoAquarius> H
<Sik> If that's what SS was, my turn
<TheShad> its not cheese
<Sik> Oh
<TheShad> *punches self*
<Toekutr> NO
<TheShad> Sik: It wasn't
<Sik> PLEASE
<EnzoAquarius> ScarredSun: Damn that's hard :S
<GerbilSoft> L
<Sik> First word is PLEASE
<TheShad> ...
<TheShad> Please Zline Me
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<Sik> XDDDDDDDDDD
<Zero7> lol
<EnzoAquarius> XD
<GeneOB> LOL
<snkenjoi> lol'd
* TheShad (shadow255@bdnk-ceb1d518.dhcp.insightbb.com) Quit (Z-Lined: OK!)
<GeneOB> hahahahaha
<EnzoAquarius> PWNT!
<Zero7> oh lol
<Sik> Pwn'd
<EnzoAquarius> QDB!
<Tweaker> Courtney
<Tweaker> I fucking love you

<Sonic65> Tweaker...I dare you to post a pic of yourself while drunk
<Sonic65> With beer cans in the background
<&Tweaker> 3why
<&Tweaker> I look the dick
<Sonic65> lmao
<Sonic65> Tweaker looks the dick
<EnzoAquarius> Tweaker - He looks the dick
<NoNameAtAll> He looks the Gordon?
<Gambit> someone topic that right fucking now
<Sonic65> TWEAKER LOOKS AT THE DICK
* EnzoAquarius brofists Sonic65
<Sonic65> OMG
<synchronizer> ROTFL
<Hodgy> the dick, he looks it
<Sonic65> this is the start
<EnzoAquarius> ITC: Retro is the best
<Sonic65> to a new fap fic

<Tanks> all I need to say on the matter of MJ's death
<Tanks> WinAMP v5.54: [1/1]: Sonic 3 & Knuckles - Game Over [SEGA Genesis Music Dump]
<Overlord> Oh dear =P
<Tanks> that is all
<Andeh> HAHAH
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<EnzoAquarius> This folks
<EnzoAquarius> Is a 9 mm
* EnzoAquarius aims it at GerbilSoft
* EnzoAquarius fires
* EnzoAquarius has been kicked from #retro by RetroServ (BANG)
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<+GerbilSoft> you're doing it wrong
<segaloco> HAW
<EnzoAquarius> FUCK
<SOTI> ahahahhahaha

<MikeyLevi> !zline
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<GerbilEgg> ...
<GerbilEgg> LOL
<ScarredSun> What?
<segaloco> >_>
<Catrianna> wow
<segaloco> mibbit fail
<Revya> Oh, I see
<Spanner> LAWL
<Revya> at some point
<Revya> the Mibbit-to-real-IP thingie broke
<ScarredSun> Revya what were you trying to do
<Revya> No I didn't do anything
<Revya> see what happened
<Catrianna> well at least now Ross can masturbate instead of being in here
<ScarredSun> Yeah, I found that out the other day :X
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* RetroServ gives voice to GerbilSoft
<Revya> that dumbass !zlined himself
<Revya> and took out all of mibbit with him
<segaloco> ^
<ScarredSun> Oh
<djohe> FAIL
<segaloco> lol