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#293 (-2
<@GerbilSoft> also :O
<@GerbilSoft> this is week 10 of the winter term
<@GerbilSoft> which means only three weeks of work left
<@GerbilSoft> then i go back to classes
<+Snappo> >Gerbilsoft
<+Snappo> >do anything besides talk on IRC
<+andlabs> wait how is your year divided
<@GerbilSoft> quarters
<@GerbilSoft> >Snappo
<+andlabs> oh ok
<@GerbilSoft> >Not getting kicked by GerbilSoft
<+Snappo> XD
* Snappo was kicked from the chat room by RetroServ. (>laughing_gerbil_man.jpg)
<+andlabs> ...
<@Overlord> hahahahahah
<+andlabs> pwned
#41 (-2
<Sakura> There are white niggers.
<Sazpaimon> NOT AN FSAY
<Cryomancer> what the FUCK
<Sakura> Niggers are basically dirty people who play music loud
enough in a car going down the road to break peoples' windows and they
smoke pot.
<Tweaker> HOLY SHIT
<Tweaker> HOLY SHIT
<Sazpaimon> THOSE SORKING NIGGERS
<Sakura> Believe me, I've run across white niggers before. >.>
#53 (-2
<+GerbilSoft> Not news: Woman arrested.
<+GerbilSoft> News: For breastfeeding.
<@Overlord> Oh god
<+GerbilSoft> Fark: At a bar while drinking alcohol.
<@Overlord> Gerbil
<+GerbilSoft> http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2009/01/06/news/doc4963c22ba548d941018944.txt
<@Overlord> I read that as
<@Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> Not news: Wolan arrested.
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> >___>
<andlabs> GerbilSoft: lol
<%GeneOB> "<@Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> Not news: Wolan arrested."
<%GeneOB> Public indecency
<+Kradorex> "Wolan Arrested for public indecency due to a bloody arse"
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
<SOTI> XD
<@Overlord> Hivemind
#60 (-2
<+GerbilSoft> http://kotaku.com/5075231/al-qaeda-suspects-making-detonators-out-of-sega-cartridges
<@Overlord> LOL
<+GerbilSoft> gives a whole new meaning to "Blast Processing"
<@Overlord> So I have over 100 possible bomb detonators
<@Overlord> Sweet
<BlastProcessing> What happens if you use a S3&K cart?
<BlastProcessing> Double the explosion?
<+GerbilSoft> Al Qaeda Bomb Detonation
<+GerbilSoft> & Knuckles
<Ambil> ROFL
<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
#322 (-2
<SOTI> I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS
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#335 (-2
On #SF94:
<GerbilSoft> !msg #retro You just lost The Game.
On #retro:
<MMBot> <GerbilSoft> You just lost The Game.
<SonicFreak94> FFFFFFFFFFF
#345 (-2
<%Katelynn> so, guys
<%Katelynn> name me a large tool
<%Katelynn> (don't say SOTI, that won't help)
<+GerbilSoft> x64
<%Katelynn> (I need an actual tool)
<+andlabs> saw?
<+andlabs> though saws vary in size
<%Katelynn> hmm, that would work
<+GerbilSoft> hedgie's cock
* GerbilSoft run
<+Blanche> Industrial-sized drill?
<+andlabs> lol
<%Katelynn> that's small, Gerbil
<%Katelynn> let me go dick the qdb quote out
<+Blanche> OOH!
<+Blanche> OOH!
<%Katelynn> ...dig
<%Katelynn> DIG
<+Blanche> Gerbil!
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<%Katelynn> fuck
<+GerbilSoft> LOL
<+GerbilSoft> LOL
* GerbilSoft qdb
<%Katelynn> http://badnik.net/qdb/?13
#348 (-2
<mib_sf9fvn> How SonicFreak94 Became A Weaboo
<+angelXwind> ...
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<mib_sf9fvn> 1. He bought 9100328 boxes of ramen
<mib_sf9fvn> 2. He ate them all
<mib_sf9fvn> 3. The Japanese radiation from all that infected his brain
<mib_sf9fvn> 4. He started bursting out random outbursts of Japanese
<mib_sf9fvn> 5. Soon, he was downloading 8103 TB of anime/manga
<mib_sf9fvn> 6. He had 193 HDTVs to watch all that anime and manga at the same time
<@MainMemory> sounds pretty accurate
<mib_sf9fvn> 7. He finished them all
<mib_sf9fvn> 8. He learns of FiOS
<mib_sf9fvn> 9. He gets it, and redownloads that 193717 TB of anime and manga in 912145321p
<mib_sf9fvn> 10. He wakes up from him being a weaboo only to learn that he was 53 now
<+angelXwind> Moral of Story: never eat excess ramen
#94 (-2
<CyberKitsune> ssh NXADMIN@www.milestron.co.cc
<CyberKitsune> abc
<CyberKitsune> SHIT
<Tweaker> it always seemed to have come out of nowhere
<CyberKitsune> THAT WAS MY PASSWORD O.O
<Tweaker> is your password really abc?
<Sik> XD
<CyberKitsune> Yes
<CyberKitsune> So
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<Tweaker> that's... idiotic.
<Sik> Old password, I guess?
<Tongara> <PACHUKA> also found an entry for sonic crackers from 1996
<CyberKitsune> please try to refrain from SSHing into my server
<djohe> CyberKitsune stop FAILING!
#350 (-2
Glisp Hi Ayla!
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Glisp *hugs*
NoNameAtAll I laughed
#366 (-2
<nineko> <TheBarAdmin> oh tweaker tweaker
<nineko> TheBarAdmin: you're doing it wrong
* nineko sets mode: +oh Tweaker Tweaker
<Tweaker> HAHAHA
<TheBarAdmin> wut
<Tweaker> AWESOME
#113 (-2
<+Marc> [Cinossu Poll Script v2.5]-[Times Up! Poll Ended!]
<+Marc> [For the poll: Do you like Slingers? - The results are:]
<+Marc> A - Yes: 1
<+Marc> B - No: 19
#369 (-2
<andlabs> class sonic_retro_member {
<andlabs> public:
<andlabs> void setRetardnessLevel(int x) { if (x == 0) abort("IMPOSSIBLE"); }
<andlabs> };
<Xkeeper> more like
<andlabs> a retardness level of 0 means not a retard at all
<Xkeeper> class sonicretromember {
<Xkeeper> function __construct() {
<Xkeeper> echo "Sonic Retro members aren't classy.";
<Xkeeper> $this = null;
<Xkeeper> }
<Xkeeper> }
#384 (-2
<GerbilSoft> then restart X
<oerg> gerbilsoft how do I do that
<oerg> CTRL ALT Backspace aint working :P
* Quits: oerg (oerg@bdnk-2052f5ee.pools.arcor-ip.net) (Connection closed)
<GerbilSoft> ...
<GerbilSoft> or is it
<Kradorex> haha
#142 (-2
<+Sik> Gerbil, since when are you British?
<+Sik> o_o;
<+GerbilSoft> since your mum
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> FUCK
<@Overlord> hahahaha
<+Sik> XD
#145 (-2
<+Katelynn> ugh, speaking of fat ass
<+Katelynn> I was at the beach today
<+Sonic65> and you saw x64?
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
<+Katelynn> there was this chick with varicose veins running down her thigh D:
<+Katelynn> and no, Sonic65
<+Katelynn> whales are not natural to fresh water lakes
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<+Sonic65> bahahaha
<+GerbilSoft> ..how DARE you insult whales like that
<+GerbilSoft> comparing x64 to a whale
<+GerbilSoft> sheesh
* +GerbilSoft run
<segaloco> lol
<+Sonic65> x64 is hunted down for his sperm
<+Sonic65> ...wait
<segaloco> >_>
<+Sonic65> NO
<+Sonic65> NO
<+Sonic65> NO
<+GerbilSoft> so he's a sperm whale
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<+Katelynn> Sonic65 will hunt him down for his sperm
<+GerbilSoft> (drums)
<@Overlord> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+GerbilSoft> oh SNAP
<Flaria> Rofl.
<%Puto> Sonic65 wants x64's sperm
* GerbilSoft is now known as Chris_Hansen
<+Sonic65> fffffffffffffffffffff
<+Chris_Hansen> why don't you have a seat
* Chris_Hansen is now known as GerbilSoft
<Jayextee> Dudes, whales are FUCKING AWESOME.
<Jayextee> I'm not kidding
<Jayextee> Anyway, back to my WIP tl;dr :P
<%Puto> then maybe Jayextee is the one who wants x64's sperm
<JakeyBoy> lol
* segaloco smacks Sonic65 around a bit with a large sperm whale
<Var|Disasm> Each male whale deposites 500 Gallons of sperm in the ocean a day
<Var|Disasm> That explains why it's salty
#148 (-2
<GerbilSoft> you have no life.
#149 (-2
<Hakudoshi> what's wrong with x64?
<Hakudoshi> you like IA64 better ?
#406 (-2
<HPAlpha> Sonic and the Secret Rings is the worst Sonic game I've ever played
<HPAlpha> it was the exact opposite of fun
<NoNameAtAll> nuf?
#409 (-2
<segaloco> why sine, cosine, and tangent, with cosecant, secant, and cotangent as the ^-1 forms >_>
<segaloco> why not sine, secant, and tangent as the bases
<Overlord> <segaloco> why not sine, secant, and tangent as the bases
<GerbilSoft[POS]> because you lose
<Overlord> Because that would be a sine
<segaloco> then cosine, cosecant, and cotangent respectively
<GerbilSoft[POS]> you get nothing
* Overlord runs
<GerbilSoft[POS]> good day sir
<segaloco> for the inverses
<segaloco> that way its normal^-1 = co- form
<segaloco> <_<
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* nineko is now known as sineko
<Duck> segaloco: because cosine suggests the sine's partner.
<GerbilSoft[POS]> sudo: no tty present and no askpass program specified
<GerbilSoft[POS]> ff
<sineko> My value oscillate between -1 and +1
<segaloco> Duck: no fuck that
<GerbilSoft[POS]> HDD temp is 56 C
<Duck> Sine, co-sine.
<GerbilSoft[POS]> fff
<GerbilSoft[POS]> damn shitty PoS
<segaloco> >_>
<segaloco> but really
<NoNameAtAll> GerbilSoft[POS]: Sudo Woodo
<Duck> No, really.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<segaloco> it would make so much more sense for the co versions to be the inverse
<segaloco> it works for cotangent >_>
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<GerbilSoft[POS]> .
<sineko> Hi coneko
<coneko> Hi sineko
<segaloco> :|
<Duck> Cosecant, secant, and cotangent were derived after sine, cosine, and tangent.
<NoNameAtAll> Taneko please.
<segaloco> stupid
<Duck> sineko, divide yourself by coneko, now!
* You are now known as sohcahloco
* NickServ sets mode -r sohcahloco
<sohcahloco> :3
<NoNameAtAll> .
<GerbilSoft[POS]> dicksneko
* NoNameAtAll is now known as Sudo
<Duck> <sineko, coneko> BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!
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<Tanooki> <NoNameAtAll> Taneko please.
<Tanooki> :U
* Sudo is now known as Sudo_Woodo
<synchronizer> Got to go for now
<GerbilSoft[POS]> segaloco: the inverse of sine isn't cosine or secant anyway
<synchronizer> bye
<GerbilSoft[POS]> it's arcsine
<sohcahloco> Duck: no, its (cos, sin) :|
<GerbilSoft[POS]> <_<
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<Sudo_Woodo> :V
<GerbilSoft[POS]> inb4 arcneko
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<sohcahloco> GS: you know what i mean <_<
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<GerbilSoft[POS]> reciprocal
<sohcahloco> yeah
<GerbilSoft[POS]> or something
<coneko> Screw that, I already have too many mirc windows open
<sohcahloco> ...
* djohe is now known as arcneko
<Duck> Cosecant is the reciprocal of sine.
<coneko> Now which one was my main one
<sohcahloco> ^-1 = reciprocal :|
* GerbilSoft[POS] is now known as arccogerbil
<sohcahloco> i meant it like that
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<sohcahloco> not like arcsin
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<sohcahloco> #trig
<sohcahloco> :3
<sineko> There, only one mirc left
<arcgerbil> =P
<arcgerbil> ...
<arcgerbil> LOL
<arcgerbil> so i'm gerbil^-1
<sohcahloco> sure
<arcgerbil> windows 7 pwns
<sineko> Chrono Trig
<sohcahloco> :|
<GerbilSoft> lol
* Duck is now known as coduck
* arcneko is now known as arcjohe
* sohcahloco flips arcgerbil
<arcgerbil> u no
<sohcahloco> :|
* coduck is now known as tanducky
<sineko> * Duck is now known as cock
* sohcahloco derives tanducky
* arcjohe throws sohcahloco in an arc
* tanducky is now known as Duck
* You are now known as sec2ducky
<sec2ducky> :3
* Duck is now known as cock
* sineko sets mode +N #retro
<sineko> ffffff I am stuck too
<sec2ducky> and it would get back to cocks wouldnt it >_>
<arcgerbil> P=
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<sec2ducky> only in #retro would a trig discussion bring up cocks
#159 (-2
<ScarredSun> I thought Megamix's marketing scheme was just don't do any work for months :V
<Aquaslash> OH
<Aquaslash> SNAP
<TheShad> Buuuuurn
<Tweaker> hey.
<Tweaker> HEY.
<Sik> ScarredSun: Team Megamix doesn't have money to lose
|<-- ScarredSun has left irc.badnik.net (Killed (Tweaker (FUCK YOU)))
<Aquaslash> hahahaha
<NoNameAtAll> o.o
#170 (-2
<segaloco> and the fact that if i do, it will probably be topic'd "SEGALOCO FAPPED, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD"
<NoNameAtAll> Gerbil, topic that.
<GerbilSoft> !op
=-= Mode #retro +o GerbilSoft by RetroServ
=-= GerbilSoft has changed the topic to “Sonic Retro: May Cause
Addiction and Kidney Stones - sonicretro.org | sonic one beeta |
http://trash.drx.pl/s1ghz_Mar1991.png |
http://forums.sonicretro.org/index.php?showtopic=17414 | <+Marc>
by your powers combined, I am.. | *** Aquaslash is now known as
Captain_Planter | SEGALOCO FAPPED, ITS THE END OF”
<segaloco> well, after this lovely conversation, i think im just gonna go to speel
<segaloco> >_>
<GerbilSoft> ...the topic
<EnzoAquarius> END OF WHAT?
<NoNameAtAll> XD
<EnzoAquarius> FUCK
<GerbilSoft> !deop
=-= Mode #retro -o GerbilSoft by RetroServ
<NoNameAtAll> It's the end of the topic.
<EnzoAquarius> The world ended before he could finish the topic
#428 (-2
<Caitlin> so why do these people keep getting zlined anyways
<arsenicCatnip> isn't xkeeper like one of the network admins
<XkeeperLaptop> certain words are zline triggers
<Caitlin> oh, ha
<XkeeperLaptop> mostly from back when we had those fun bot floods
<arsenicCatnip> oh okay
<arsenicCatnip> that makes sense
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<Caitlin> WE ARE THE ANONY-stop right there, Caitlin
Closing link: (Kip@defrosted.tuna.guild) [Z-Lined: ]
* Disconnected
#175 (-2
<GerbilSoft> whereas linux was developed by some guy in finland.
<GerbilSoft> ...
<MetalKnux> SEGA of Finland?
<GerbilSoft> does linux work for sega of finland
<roxahris> it's not our choice
<GerbilSoft> fuck
<roxahris> ...
<MetalKnux> OH GOD
<roxahris> GerbilSoft!
<roxahris> I knew it!
<roxahris> You're a spy for Sega of Finland!
<MetalKnux> Gerbilsoft is a Finland spy!
<GerbilSoft> >_>
#180 (-2
<ScarredSun> [22:27] <Lobotomy> ECCO confirmed for Allstars racing
<ScarredSun> What
<ScarredSun> What
<ScarredSun> How is this possible
<Lobotomy> no
<Lobotomy> just a pic
<Lobotomy> http://i870.photobucket.com/albums/ab262/gtalvim/Figura1-1.jpg
<ScarredSun> You're a dolphin you cannot drive a car
<ScarredSun> Also you'd die
* x64 pets ScarredSun
<Lobotomy> this idea begs to differ
<Cynthia> WHAT'S YOUR POINT SS
<Lobotomy> also ECCO is a mammal
<ScarredSun> MY POINT IS I DON'T KNOW WHY I DEMAND SOME CONSTRAINTS OF REALITY IN VIDEO GAMES BUT I DO
<Lobotomy> He'll survive at least a race
<ScarredSun> AND DOLPHINS SHOULDN'T OPERATE CARS
<ScarredSun> THEY SHOULD SHOW UP AS SURPRISES IN TUNA CANS
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