<GerbilSoft> did you know that the graham cracker was invented to be boring in order to curb sexual desire
<andlabs> XD
<Katelynn> just like table-top covers were designed to stop men from raping their tables
<Katelynn> as bizarre as it sounds, I kid you not
<Katelynn> table rape was a serious problem in the 1800s
<GerbilSoft> what.
<andlabs> fetish alert
<GerbilSoft> citation needed
<Katelynn> I remember seeing that on the history channel
<andlabs> don't alert miyuki-chan
<Katelynn> where they'd compare a woman's bare leg to a table leg,
and they made "table skirts" (aka table covers) to prevent men from
getting rowdy with their tables
<Katelynn> and that is how you kill #retro
<FrozenNitrogen> Presumably everyone's gone to more closely "inspect" their tables
<FrozenNitrogen> I know I did.
<andlabs> ...
<FrozenNitrogen> Sadly its legs are ushapely steel tubing
<FrozenNitrogen> *unshapely

<+Ashes_Darkmare> I have a question for you Tom
<+Tom____> ok
<+Tom____> question
<+Ashes_Darkmare> If Sega ever decided to do another 16 Bit Sonic
game on like Xbox live Arcade or Playstation Network. Like how Capcom
worked on that recent 8 Bit Megaman game would you think you want to
help design the zones if Sega ask for your help?
<+Tom____> Wow. No.
<@InstantSonic> lmao
<@InstantSonic> That's blunt

<CyberKitsune> just a q, did anything happen while my client was endlessly conneting then crashing?
<SplashWoman> Yes
<SplashWoman> Tweaker just gave all of us a near finished build of Megamix
<SplashWoman> It uses both the 32x and SEGA CD
<MagmaDragoon> it's really awesome, too
<NoNameAtAll> Holy shit. THE SOUNDTRACK IS AWESOME.
<SplashWoman> It can only play on Gerbilsoft's emulator
<MagmaDragoon> oh, someone's prediction was right!
<MagmaDragoon> the Tweaker Tantrum option actually crashes the game and says "Fuck You"!
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<GerbilSoft> FAIL
<SplashWoman> HAHAHAHA
<NoNameAtAll> lol

<Lobotomy> also, I must have one giant clitoris
<Lobotomy> because I can't hold the entire thing in one hand
<Lobotomy> wait
<Lobotomy> what did I just say

<XkeeperLaptop> HCKTROX sounds like a good time to banninate
<XkeeperLaptop> if you look back
<XkeeperLaptop> all he does is say "xD"
<NoNameAtAll> And asd
<XkeeperLaptop> whut
<XkeeperLaptop> he didn't say asd
<HCKTROX> ?
<Lobotomy> <XkeeperLaptop> he didn't say asd
<Lobotomy> you suicided
<NoNameAtAll> HE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT
<NoNameAtAll> ?
<XkeeperLaptop> ?
<Lobotomy> <HCKTROX> asd
<Lobotomy> <HCKTROX> asd
<Lobotomy> <HCKTROX> asd
<Lobotomy> <HCKTROX> asd
<Lobotomy> <HCKTROX> das
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<The_Government> i support any banning that isn't me
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<HCKTROX> shut up
<NoNameAtAll> XD
<NoNameAtAll> nou
<Lobotomy> just like that
<NoNameAtAll> HCKTROX: Type !oline
<NoNameAtAll> HCKTROX: Type !oline. You'll get op powers like Xkeep's.
<NoNameAtAll> So as to shut up others.
<NoNameAtAll> :>
<Lobotomy> Andeh, after that
<HCKTROX> !oline
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<Lobotomy> sub focus
<Lobotomy> nigga
<The_Government> ahahaha
<NoNameAtAll> Hook, line and sucker
<Lobotomy> PFFFF
<XkeeperLaptop> i love you guys
<Lobotomy> QDB
<Lobotomy> QDB NOW

<NoNameAtAll> <Dude> Although I was kinda hoping they'd make a biblical storybook game
<NoNameAtAll> Sonic in the Genesis?
<FrozenNitrogen> i c wot u did thar
<Dude> oh lol genesis
<SecretBonus> well then that'll be the best storybook game
<Ranger> feat. music by phil collins
<JakeyBoy> The God said
<Ranger> :V
<JakeyBoy> Let there be Light Dash
<NoNameAtAll> AND GOD SAID: "PRODUCED BY OR UNDER LICENSE FROM SEGA ENTERPRISES, LTD."
<Tealer> hahahaha
<NoNameAtAll> Fix'd.

<segaloco> (^_^) (;_;) (@_@) m(_ _)m p(^_^)q (;�Д`) (T_T)
<DigitalDuck> (^o^)
* nineko sets mode: +g *(*_*)*
<nineko> Which, ironically, is a face by its own
<DigitalDuck> Haha!

<Catrianna> oh yeah, andlabs?
<Catrianna> I beat Dr. Robotnik in 12 seconds
<Catrianna> on Extreme
<Catrianna> apparently there was a bug in the memory which caused the difficulty setting to overlap
<Catrianna> he just dumped his beans into a straight tower and killed himself
<Gambit> oh yeah, katie?
<Gambit> I beat off in 12 seconds
<Gambit> on extreme
<Tealer> lmao
<Tealer> that sounded so wrong

<EnzoAquarius> I AM BACH
<Overlord> Well I'm Mozart
<Overlord> Suck on that
* Overlord runs
<nineko> I'm Beethoven
* nineko barks
<Overlord> LOL

<SOTI> uh
<SOTI> I can't access the qdb right now, could somebody copypaste #228?
<andlabs> SOTI: why
<GerbilSoft> <ChrisHighwind> Chapati450: fact 5
<GerbilSoft> <Chapati450> fact #5 of 6: tweaker tantrum
[from NoNameAtAll!NNAA-Win7-Ult@921a86.c061db.661aeb.2f1ee6 on Mon Nov
02 19:54:26 +0000 2009]
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<SOTI> pwned
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<XkeeperLaptop> ...
<XkeeperLaptop> rofl
<XkeeperLaptop> hahahaha
<GerbilSoft> damn, he turned it back on

nineko: Hi :v
PsychoSk8r: Halloo =P
PsychoSk8r: Slow replies, in bed playing mortal kombat with the missus
nineko: tmi

<nineko> Suggest me creative ways to kill myself. And by
creative I don't mean I want to behead myself with a Sound Blaster 16

<nineko> Gentlemen, let's fight to the death :3
<nineko> And gentlewomen
<nineko> And Puto
<GerbilBot> Welcome to UNO!
<GerbilBot> 4 players this round: nineko bluesun Raspberryfloof Puto

<Shade> playing with Super Sonic is like playing with girls
<Shade> you go out and give them all these rare gems
<Shade> then they suck up your money and leave you dry

* Now talking in #retro
<%Kate|Busy> speaking of Dr. Wily
<@Overlord> Wanna come see my Forbidden Dungeon ;)
<%Kate|Busy> only if I can have your DNA input into my database
<%Kate|Busy> ...
<%Kate|Busy> SHIT
<@Overlord> LOL
<%Kate|Busy> no, don't think of it that way
<@Overlord> Well, if you're offering *shot*
<%Kate|Busy> oh my god, hahahaha

<CyberKitsune> I bet if chimpo were here, he'd like those Megaman AMVs
<Tweaker> no? huh
<Tweaker> ...
<Tweaker> ............
<Cutman> ...
<NoNameAtAll> ...
<Cutman> ............
<Tweaker> that's it
<Tweaker> done
<Tweaker> I'm done
<CyberKitsune> Huh?
<CyberKitsune> Wait
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<Tweaker> I resign
<NoNameAtAll> o_O
<Cutman> Can I take your place?
<CyberKitsune> Cutman's chimpo?
<GeneOB> Tweaker... grant Chimpo super saiyan 4 powers
* CyberKitsune facepalms
<GeneOB> let him smite this enemy
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<Cutman> I feel like Dr.Wily
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<Cutman> I'm going to do what should have been done years a-
<Cutman> ha
<Cutman> HAHAHAH
<Cutman> HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
<Tweaker> oh, that's a shame
<Tweaker> let me help
<Cutman> KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR IT!
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<Tweaker> there you go1
<Tweaker> *!
<Ironfist> sounds like dr wily
<Cutman> KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR IT!
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<Tweaker> awesome.

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<Andeh> BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
<CK> .
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<BBHood> LOL
<GerbilSoft> ...

<MadEchidna_> <Overlord> Much like any sign that has Real's logo on it should have BUFFERING written on it
<MadEchidna_> http://www.taclug.org/gallery/fun_with_gimp/realbuffering
<MadEchidna_> taclug ftw
<MadEchidna_> fun fact: I live in tacoma
<@Overlord> From: Mad_Echidna@yahoo.com (Thu 05 Dec 2002 04:41:09 PM PST)
<@Overlord> 2002?
<@Overlord> You saw that EXACTLY 7 years ago?
<MadEchidna_> what?
<MadEchidna_> >_>
<MadEchidna_> what are you on about OL
<@Overlord> The comment
<@Overlord> On that image
<@Overlord> From: Mad_Echidna@yahoo.com (Thu 05 Dec 2002 04:41:09 PM PST)
<@Overlord> Hahaha! That's the funniest thing I ever saw!
<MadEchidna_> OH SHIT
<MadEchidna_> I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT
<MadEchidna_> WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SCARY
<@Overlord> What time is it for you right now
<@Overlord> You're PST right
<MadEchidna_> 4:40pm
-> [MadEchidna_] TIME
[MadEchidna_ TIME reply]: Sat Dec 5 16:40:58
<@Overlord> Holy shit
<@Overlord> JUST over 7 years ago
<@Overlord> To the minute
<MadEchidna_> WHAT THE FUCK HAHHAH
<@Overlord> ahahahahaha
<+andlabs> wait
<+andlabs> what
<+andlabs> rofl
<JakeyBoy> its close enough to say it was EXACTLY 7 years ago.
<MadEchidna_> I'm doing a fucking Joker laugh right now HAHAH
<MadEchidna_> someone needs to qdb that shit
<MadEchidna_> what are the chances

<Tidbit> oh some girl at school is totaly making me a sandwhich for christmas
<MadEchidna> well it's no blow job but hey
<MadEchidna> instead of her putting something in her mouth, she's putting someting in your mouth :V
<Tails> MadEchidna knows all about blowjobs
<@Overlord> Yeah
<@Overlord> Because he SUCKS
<MadEchidna> I do
<@Overlord> BUUUUUUUUURN
<MadEchidna> :O
<MadEchidna> fuck timing

<NoNameAtAll> <GerbilSoft> however, it makes the picture roll
<NoNameAtAll> Rickroll?
<GerbilSoft> in before ri..
<GerbilSoft> FFFFFFFF
<Aquaslash> lol
<NoNameAtAll> XD

<Tweaker> hi babe a/s/vblnk
<GerbilSoft> 20/m/60hz
<GerbilSoft> <_<
<Tweaker> XD

<djohe> <+Dude> the sky is 00FF00 <---- Thats green

<MCHammer> time for some fun
<MCHammer> BZZZZZZZ
<MCHammer> BZZZZZZZ
<MCHammer> BZZZZZZZ
<MCHammer> BZZZZZZZ
<MCHammer> Rod Lover
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<Huey_Lewis> TWEAKER, JOIN ME AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE INTERNET
<Tweaker> been there, done that
<Huey_Lewis> Fuck you, I'm Huey Lewis
<Tweaker> XD

<andlabs> SplashWoman:
<andlabs> > MadEchidna
<andlabs> > pussy
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<andlabs> > laughing_elf_man.jpg
<NoNameAtAll> Andlabs: Rick Astley can't die, because he can't give up on GerbilSoft.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
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<SplashWoman> shit
<SplashWoman> *laughs last
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<andlabs> also phrase fail
<andlabs> NoNameAtAll: =P
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<NoNameAtAll> lol.
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<SplashWoman> <:3c