<BlastProcessing> if he shows up again i'll be sure to greet him with SUPER SHADE THE NINJAHOG
<NoNameAtAll> I read that as Niggerhog just now.
<NoNameAtAll> :
<Vette_Z> NoNameAtAll: Rofl
<+Sonic65> CHAOS THE NIGGERHEDGIE
<+GerbilSoft> you know who else was a niggerhog.
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> FFFFFFFFFF
<+Sonic65> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> HAHAHA.

<Duck> Oh god, your wedding's going to be amazing.
<Duck> At least, if it's filled with scat it will be.

<@Overlord> Know who else got +g'd?
<@Overlord> That's right
* Overlord sets mode: +g *Hitler*

<Catrianna> just go to any dating site and bam
<Duck> Not that.
<Catrianna> instant mountain of fuckbuddies
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<segaloco> :|
<Duck> Dating sites are full of people who can't get boyfriends/girlfriends.
<andlabs> Catrianna: but everyone here is everyone else's fuckbuddy
<andlabs> >_>
<segaloco> aint that the truth
*** segaloco glomps andlabs
18:02 Catrianna andlabs open your eyes
18:03 segaloco :|
<Catrianna> the only people here who aren't virgins are me, Duck and...
<Catrianna> anyone else?

[ A FEW MINUTES LATER ]

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+++ RetroServ has given voice to GerbilSoft
<Catrianna> speaking of virgins
<BBHood> ffff
<BBHood> I was gonna say that
<Overlord> hahahahahahahahahahaah
<GerbilSoft> no u

<ts230> :O
<ts230> holy shit I think that plane's gonna crash
<ts230> it's coming in real low and real fast
<ts230> :/
<ts230> QUICK HIDE IN YOUR BUNKERS
<ts230> SAVE COMMENT
* ts230 was kicked from the chat room by RetroServ. (Stop flooding!)
<+GerbilSoft> crash'd

<Spanner> uh
<Spanner> what's that winamp plugin which accepts a lot of shit?
<Spanner> vgmplayer or something
<GerbilSoft> in_toilet?
<djohe> lol
<djohe> ahahaha

<segaloco> so i ask the teacher
<NoNameAtAll> Can I fap in class?
<segaloco> and that is when she says it is disrespectful to not want to take notes

<XkeeperLaptop> god damnit
<XkeeperLaptop> I almost did /cyber Kitsune

<Spanner> and now segaloco enlarged his penis
<Spanner> with a disassembly
<segaloco> :p
<segaloco> actually, i hopefully enlarged mercury's
<segaloco> heck, if he's interested in disassembling mmds
<segaloco> he can help me :p
<Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied
<Freeza> won't that be cool
<segaloco> Freeza: that would be cool actually
<segaloco> i mean, its a shit game
<Stocking> Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied <--- so we can make it not suck
<segaloco> but hey, so is sonic genesis and people....nevermind
<Stocking> I'd like to disassemble labyrinth
<segaloco> that was a rewrite
* segaloco runs
<Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is
<nineko> Disassemble Toy Story's MOD player
<GerbilSoft> Freeza: okay, do you know how to read 68000 code
<Stocking> or better yet... Sonic Triple Trouble
<nineko> Freeza sarc.asm?
<Stocking> <Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is <--- we do
<Freeza> okay
<Freeza> QDB

<A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<A_Yoshi> amazing
<PC2> Why ruin a perfectly good work of art with gigantic breasts, I have no clue
<@Overlord> <A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<@Overlord> Don;t RPGs in general go to boobies in about 60 seconds of starting?
<A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<A_Yoshi> =P
<PC2> I mean it's okay to exaggerate them a little bit once in a while but people just take it too far
<@Overlord> [03:42:51] <A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<PC2> Like once they exceed the size of the head of the character you know you've gone overboard
<@Overlord> wtf RPGs have you been playing =P
<PC2> And the picture is no longer cool-looking
<A_Yoshi> The good ones
<@Overlord> Unless they're 16bit backwards, titties are everywhere
<A_Yoshi> i.e. old gen
<@Overlord> I mean, come ON
<@Overlord> Tifa
<CyclopsCaveman> i like the big tittes :(
<@Overlord> Perfect example right there
<CyclopsCaveman> everybody knows tifa's not hot
<@Overlord> But she has MASSIVE MELONS
<@Overlord> That's my point
<PC2> XD
<CyclopsCaveman> she has massive melons
<CyclopsCaveman> and that's hot
* @Overlord facepalm
<CyclopsCaveman> but her FACE
<@Overlord> IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOTNESS
<@Overlord> IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BIG TITS
<PC2> Everybody likes big boobs but if you exaggerate them too much in a picture it just doesn't look right anymore
<A_Yoshi> It's like
<A_Yoshi> I can't even finish a sentence
<A_Yoshi> For example:
<CyclopsCaveman> boobs
<PC2> boobs
<@Overlord> boobs

* MainMemory removes OP from Sik
<Sik> !dehalfop
<Sik> -_-'
* MainMemory removes half-OP from Sik
<Sik> !devoice
* MainMemory removes voice from Sik
<Sik> !deuser
* MainMemory removed Sik from the channel
* You have left the channel #techies (Removed by MainMemory: ok)

<Sik> Fail
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<GerbilSoft> uh oh
<GerbilSoft> shit's about to hit the fan
* Sik throws pizza to GerbilSoft
<GerbilSoft> pakistan says we violated them by killing obama
<GerbilSoft> ...
<GerbilSoft> oh fucking hell i did not just pull a fox news
<SoNick> shit we killed obama too
* GerbilSoft hangs head in shame
<GerbilSoft> fuck
<andlabs> derp

<+Mendinso> It's funny.
<+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Mendinso> Just because I could.
<+GeneOB> IT'S INCREDIBLE
<+Mendinso> >_>
<+Sonic65> <+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Sonic65> ...what
<+Sonic65> You just parked outside of CVS
<+Sonic65> And watched it
<+Mendinso> Sonic65: Ack. Miswrote what I meant.
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Mendinso> Fuck you.
<+Mendinso> :|
...
<+Mendinso> Oh god.
<+Mendinso> CVS
<+Mendinso> Turned it on.
* +GerbilSoft run
<+GerbilSoft> Mendinso: did you mean QVC
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Sonic65> rofl
<+GeneOB> (bashes head into wall)
<+Mendinso> FFFF
<+Sonic65> ROFL
<+Sonic65> See
<+Sonic65> You are parked outside of CVS
<+Mendinso> why
<+Sonic65> As we speak
<+Mendinso> IS
<+Mendinso> THERE
<+Mendinso> A
<+Mendinso> CHRISTMAS TREE!?

(3:27:52 PM) MrGuy: Damn, what happened to #mfgg being all about people talking about cocks
(3:28:02 PM) Doodle: That's because Mikau isn't here.
(3:28:03 PM) Mikau [Owner@bdnk-c9816dcc.rmo.bellsouth.net] entered the room.

<roxahrus> I'm not fucking anyone
<roxahrus> I wish I were

<@XkeeperLaptop> Should we validate you?
<@XkeeperLaptop> A. Yes, because I have irrational political and
moral opinions on everything and need to express them as assholishly as
possible (Validate to Members)
<@XkeeperLaptop> B. Yes, because I plan on improving the wiki with good articles and facts (Validate to Wiki Sysops)
<@XkeeperLaptop> C. Yes, because I'm interested in learning how to program for the Genesis (Validate to Trial Members)
<@XkeeperLaptop> D. Yes, because I like posting high-quality macro pictures of my penis (Validate to Oldbie Lounge)

<Lyrica[Netbook]> !8ball can I hug you?
<Neko-sama> Lyrica[Netbook]: As I see it, yes.
* Lyrica[Netbook] hugs Neko-sama
* Neko-sama hugs Lyrica[Netbook]
* Neko-sama explodes
<Sik> o_o
* Lyrica[Netbook] explodes with Neko-sama
* Neko-sama is listening to: Alien Soldier - 10 - Blacksheep [0:49/19:50] 17kbps - 44Khz
* Neko-sama is still alive due to Sonic 1 physics
<Lyrica[Netbook]> damn you!
<Sik> LOL

<Heran Bago> There is no difference between nigger music and basketball.

<Kiddo> YES
<nineko> NO
<Kiddo> pl y3
<GerbilBot> Kiddo plays Yellow 3 and Wins UNO!
<nineko> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<nineko> HOW ARE YOU
<nineko> *DARE
<Kiddo> I'M FINE, THANK YOU
<nineko> I chose the worst possible moment to make a typo :U
<nineko> Someone defeats me and I'm like "how are you?"
* nineko hides

<Shade> Yeah but the ejaculation process is a bit nicer if you ask me
<Shade> something about rubbing a shaft is more appealing than fingering a cunt
<Shade> er, from a perosnal standpoint
<paul> ...
<Shade> holy shit that sounded gay
<paul> XD
<Nikki> Lovely
<Wite> Perhaps to you, Mr. Shade
<Wite> and yeah, it did sound a bit gay lol =P
<Fiz> XDDDDD
<Shade> I didnt mean it like "I LIKE COCK MORE THAN PUSSY LOL"
<Wite> :3
<Shade> Holy crap that was bad XD

<GobsFilter> GerbilSoft: like my new username?
<Mad|GotFiredToday> Yeah, I think Segata Sanshiro is the one who really fired me
<JakeyBoy> but the others get none?
<GerbilSoft> GobsFilter: don't really care
<Shade> welp
<Shade> fucken strike man
<Mad|GotFiredToday> <JakeyBoy> but the others get none? <- DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNNS HUN
<GobsFilter> GerbilSoft: notice anything odd about it?
<Aquaslash> ok, later folks, going online with the 360
<JakeyBoy> D:
<Spanner> enjoy your RRoD
<Overlord> <+GobsFilter>
<GerbilSoft> not really
<Overlord> I see what you did there
<JakeyBoy> urgh, stop taunting me with your racing
<GerbilSoft> BREAKING NEWS
<Snowfire> Where is this MM10 Operations manual
<Aquaslash> if anyone wants to add me, my gamertag is Aquaslash
<Overlord> GerbilSoft
<Overlord> Hint
<GerbilSoft> Hot dog at Coney Island, NY claimed to be 140 years old isn't really 140 years old
<Moupi> <+GerbilSoft> BREAKING NEWS
<GerbilSoft> http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815101-140-year-old-hot-dog-isnt-really-140-years-old?nhgbvfdc
<Overlord> It's an anagram
<GerbilSoft> Overlord: uh
<GerbilSoft> "BREAKING NEWS" doesn't have an "F" in it
<Spanner> Countdown!
Overlord facepalm
<Overlord> GOBSFILTER YOU IDIOT
<Overlord> =P
<GerbilSoft> oh
<GerbilSoft> >_
<GerbilSoft> >_>

<Sik> <Omochao> YOU GOT A RHOMBUS
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU GOT ANOTHER RHOMBUS
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU GOT YET ANOTHER RHOMBUS
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU KILLED AN ENEMY
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU KILLED ANOTHER ENEMY
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU GOT A BOMB POWER-UP
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU BLOWN UP A PLATFORM
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU GOT A DOUBLE JUMP POWER-UP
<Sik> <Omochao> YOU-- <Stephany> SHUT THE FUCK UP

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<Chimera> yo
<Lobotomy> gtfo chimera nobody loves you
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<%Caitlin|Dinner> In the Jungle you must wait, until you install AOL 5 or 8
<@Overlord> Why not 6 or 7
<%Caitlin|Dinner> because Jumanji didn't specify someone rolling 6 or 7 to get someone out of the jungle
<@Overlord> Oh
<@Overlord> Oblig WHAT YEAR IS IT
<Renard> what, 1995 of course
<ElectricGodFish> if it was 1994 I would still be biting people
<@Overlord> 1995? Oh man, that means Sonic 4 will be coming out soon! I bet it's gonna be great
* @Overlord ducks thrown chairs