<GerbilSoft> <@Overlord> First, you add a censor bar
<GerbilSoft> only on wii

<+Supakitsune> type with your penis
<+Acmlm> that one is easy enough
<+Bloodstar> or your index fingers
<+Higsby> type with air
<+Acmlm> did it justnnow

<SkaarglovesPie> teacher: " DHZ what are you trying to find over there" DHZ:" umm idk"
<dothackzero> Just something in my pants.
<dothackzero> My creative micro thing fell though a hole in my pants pocket.
<dothackzero> Now I can't find it.
<dothackzero> So I'm just looking for it in my pants.
<dothackzero> I'm finding things.
<dothackzero> But not what I'm looking for.
<TedLovesKles> XD
<TedLovesKles> small penith, can't find it?
<dothackzero> no
<dothackzero> the creative micro thing in my pants.
<Quickman> Wow, you must have guts to admit that.
<Quickman> But how is it creative?
<dothackzero> rofl
<Quickman> Does it make little papier-mache sculptures in its spare time?
<dothackzero> The thing that plays music.
<Quickman> It plays MUSIC?
<dothackzero> yes
<Quickman> I knew some people wished for a twelve-inch pianist.
<dothackzero> I have a 5 GB penis.
<TedLovesKles> 1GB = 1CM

<BBHood> Fun Fact 4: the owner of the line after this one is a fat
<BBHood> *fag

<BlastProcessing> i'd like to imagine Yuji Naka sat down one
day and typed "Sonic The Hedgehog" into google image search or
deviantart or something
<BlastProcessing> then he left Sonic Team

<NoNameAtAll> I don't think I'll ever understand Nintendo's need to measure memory as cocks.
<NoNameAtAll> Wait...fuck
<NoNameAtAll> FUCK
<NoNameAtAll> *Blocks
<ChrisHighwind> OH MY GOD LMAO
<NoNameAtAll> Goddammit.

<TheBarAdmin> knuckles steals monitors in: sonic the hedgehog 2
<DAGarden> TBA, would explain the lack of secret monitors without the lock-on
<@Overlord> LOL

<Chazman> Tweaker likes men without penises that also have cunts and large boobs
* Tweaker sets mode: +b *!*Chazman@*.norf.east.verizon.net
* Chazman was kicked by Tweaker (Go fuck a mongoose.)
<Tweaker> Oh shit.
<Tweaker> SHIT
<Tweaker> Oh my god I'm slow.

<@FirePhoenix> something being girlfriend
<@FirePhoenix> she went to the bathroom so i decided to look in
<@Revya> ....
<@Tyty> .....
<@Tyty> She isn't going to be your girlfriend long
<@FirePhoenix> I meant look into the channel!

<Sukasa> as soon as you aren't clipping itno the boat (you could even just bounding-box it)
<Sukasa> clear the flag
<Sukasa> what's so hard about that? If anything, you're adding a removal of what's already coded
* Garr humps Sukasa.
<Sukasa> ...
<Sukasa> something you'd like to add, Garr?
<Garr> Yes.
<Garr> My bed + You + Me
<Sukasa> uh
<Sukasa> ....
* Sukasa is pretty sure he'd rather now
<Sukasa> *not
<Sukasa> GODDAMN IT
<Sukasa> WORST POSSIBLE TIME FOR A TYPO

<@FraGag> <TempTina> SONIC SCHG:Sonic Adventure edited
by MainMemory (/* Objects */ (m -36694)):
http://sonicretro.org/r/?a=154968,67002
<@FraGag> how dare you erase 36694 characters!
<@FraGag> :P
<@MainMemory> 36694 redundant characters
<@Marc> so the majority of the Sonic series then
<@MainMemory> <_<

<GerbilSoft> also is !sonic4 set up yet
<GerbilSoft> !sonic4
<GerbilSoft> nope :(
<MadEchidna> >_>
<segaloco> D:
<MadEchidna> what will it do
<HPAlpha> KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA
<GerbilSoft> what do you think <_<
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<segaloco> im with gerbilsoft, it really does need to be done
<segaloco> LOL
<MadEchidna> * GerbilSoft has quit (Z-Lined: I'll have to give you the manual treatment)
<Spanner> LMAO
* MadEchidna is pleased
<GerbilEgg> derp

<Tanks> reginald isn't my penis btw
<Tanks> my penis has a special name only I know
<roxahris> Well, I'm sure it's not your penis
<Tanks> you should be
<Tanks> I treat mine like a pokemon
<Tanks> named it in fucking caps
<roxahris> You make it fight other penises in battles?
<roxahris> You feed it candies and spray potions all over it?
[ long pause ]
<Tanks> just the name bro
<Tanks> just the name

<+Sik> !8ball am I angelXwind?
<@MMBot> It is certain
<@Neko-sama> It is decidedly so.
<+Sik> O_O
<~SonicFreak94> LOL
<%angelXwind> OHSHI--
<+Sik> That explains everything
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<SGR> Putting "Tweaker" was redundant btw.
<SGR> Hitler's already in there.
<segaloco> LOL
<Gen> why not substitute tweaker with tantrum instead
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<XkeeperLaptop> it's tempting to try like
<XkeeperLaptop> chghost, chgident, and sanick on some poor unsuspecting sap
<XkeeperLaptop> who wants to be a ginuea pig
<XkeeperLaptop> any volunteers
<Simon> I'll do it
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<NoNameAtAll> Oh lawd
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<XkeeperLaptop> your irc operators at work

<MattATobin> well show him what fun XkeeperLaptop
<Lobotomy> inb4
<XkeeperLaptop> 3
<XkeeperLaptop> 2
<XkeeperLaptop> 1
<EnzoAquarius> Fuck this shit
<Tealer> -
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<Tealer> LOL
<EnzoAquarius> Ah ha
<GerbilSoft> KILLING SPREE
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<EnzoAquarius> COMBO BREAKER
<XkeeperLaptop> M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL
<andlabs> ahaha
<XkeeperLaptop> KILL

<@nineko> Now on a completely unrelated question, why doesn't my cellphone accept September 31st 2010 as a valid date?
<+GerbilSoft> because it isn't?
<@nineko> How am I supposed to set today's date?
<+Ink> ....
<+andlabs> september has 30 days
<@nineko> fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<+GerbilSoft> fail
<+andlabs> today is october 1
* nineko sets it on october 1st

<GerbilSoft> BREAKING NEWS from GSSZ News
<GerbilSoft> Tails is a girl
<GerbilSoft> more on this as she develops

* djohe goes and frees up some system resources, too many windows open at once = bad
<djohe> nineko its your fault
* djohe was kicked by nineko (Let me help you close irc's window then)
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<djohe> lol
<nineko> It doesn't work if you reopen it >:|
<djohe> ha
<djohe> you got me there

* Tealer gives Pliskin a McRib
<GerbilSoft> Tealer: fff don't do that
<NoNameAtAll> That said, I'm not gonna get in the middle of this.
<GerbilSoft> he'll throw a shitstorm
<Pliskin> hahaha
<Overlord> Must we SINK to this level

<PACHUKA> linux is the generic oreos your parents try to pass off on you
<PACHUKA> THEY'RE LIKE OREOS HONEY BUT BETTER FOR YOU
<ECrusher> Oreettes
<PACHUKA> YES MOM
<PACHUKA> BUT THEY TASTE LIKE RODENT RECTUM
<ECrusher> mom knows best

<@GeneOB> Retrostream topic for this week: What is Retro thankful for?
<@Xkeeper> /oper
<@Xkeeper> /kill
<@Xkeeper> /zline

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<EggBot> It's a SonicFreak94 Emerald!
<GLaDOS> HEEEELLLOOOOO THERE! IIII AM WEEGMAN, THE WORLD'S ONLY WEEGEE GMAN
<&Neko-sama> Good afternoon, SonicFreak94.
<~SonicFreak94> Now we have two SonicFreak94 emeralds
<~SonicFreak94> ZOMG
<MainMemory> but what about the SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald?
<~SonicFreak94> I burned it in a fire
<GLaDOS> Did you just stuff that SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
<~SonicFreak94> No, a #SF94 Emergency Intelligence Incinerator =P
<GLaDOS> That has got to be the dumbest thing you've ever done.
<GLaDOS> Nice job breaking it SF94.
<~SonicFreak94> ;_;

<Ranger> a
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<nineko> Stop duplicating yourself
<Ranger_> :I
<nineko> I know, there is something witty I can do
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<Donnyku> o.o
<nineko> I am a bastard, I know