<arMonte> Beyonce is so attractive
<Tanks> I liked it so I put my dick in it
<Tanks> I also love Beyonce's hit song
<Tanks> IF I WAS A MAN
<arMonte> IF I WAS
<arMonte> A YOUNG BOY
<Tanks> IF I WAS A RICH MAN
<arMonte> ..
<arMonte> WHEN I WAS
<Tanks> a young warthog
<Sparks> tanks fuck you I spit all over my keyboard

<Sparks> Iris' new design is fucking crazy
<Sparks> but normal by Pokemon fashion standards
<@Guess_Who> pokemon is for children
<@Guess_Who> grow up and play adult games
<@Guess_Who> like sonic the hedgehog

<tails__> in russia to get to the university you need to pass at least 3 exams
<tails__> first two is russian and math
<nineko> Third one is COMMUNISM

<tails__> and no, i don't read vodka :D
<Yammark> lmao
<nineko> How can you READ vodka
<ValleyBell> lol

<Oerg866> Yay
<Oerg866> the wii now works :B
<MathUser2929> Congrats Nazi
<MathUser2929> Oerg866's Wii will now be known as NazWii
<Oerg866> ouch keep em coming :D
<Overlord> Does that mean you have a PS KKK MathUser

<+andlabs> be sure to parametrize your jokes to avoid unauthorized pun injections

<GerbilSoft> suddenly, eggman is homer simpson
<GerbilSoft> <Homer> WHY YOU LITTLE-
<GerbilSoft> * Homer chokes Bart
<NotStevenM> Don't have a Chao man

<Lobotomy> alright guys
<Lobotomy> I'm just going to throw this out there
<Lobotomy> Sky Sanctuary has always been the best Sonic stage
<+andlabs> which sky sanctuary
<Lobotomy> yes
<+andlabs> S&K or Generations
<Lobotomy> yes
<+andlabs> that was not a yes or no question
<iGamr> He means all iterations
<Lobotomy> yes
<iGamr> >.>
<Donnyku> Sonic or Knuckles?
<Lobotomy> yes
<+andlabs> good to see that we agree that that was not a yes or no question
<Donnyku> Classic or Modern
<Lobotomy> yes
<+GerbilSoft> dicks or cocks
<Lobotomy> no
<iGamr> Yes
<+andlabs> lol
<+GerbilSoft> lol
<iGamr> No
<Lobotomy> faget
<iGamr> Fuck
<iGamr> I meant to the other thing
<+GerbilSoft> pwnd
<iGamr> >.>
<iGamr> Ass

<@MainMemory> can I be dev? *shot*
* MainMemory was kicked by MMBot (BANG!)

<BlastProcessing> if he shows up again i'll be sure to greet him with SUPER SHADE THE NINJAHOG
<NoNameAtAll> I read that as Niggerhog just now.
<NoNameAtAll> :
<Vette_Z> NoNameAtAll: Rofl
<+Sonic65> CHAOS THE NIGGERHEDGIE
<+GerbilSoft> you know who else was a niggerhog.
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+GerbilSoft> FFFFFFFFFF
<+Sonic65> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> HAHAHA.

<Duck> Oh god, your wedding's going to be amazing.
<Duck> At least, if it's filled with scat it will be.

<@Overlord> Know who else got +g'd?
<@Overlord> That's right
* Overlord sets mode: +g *Hitler*

<Catrianna> just go to any dating site and bam
<Duck> Not that.
<Catrianna> instant mountain of fuckbuddies
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<segaloco> :|
<Duck> Dating sites are full of people who can't get boyfriends/girlfriends.
<andlabs> Catrianna: but everyone here is everyone else's fuckbuddy
<andlabs> >_>
<segaloco> aint that the truth
*** segaloco glomps andlabs
18:02 Catrianna andlabs open your eyes
18:03 segaloco :|
<Catrianna> the only people here who aren't virgins are me, Duck and...
<Catrianna> anyone else?

[ A FEW MINUTES LATER ]

*** GerbilSoft joined #retro
+++ RetroServ has given voice to GerbilSoft
<Catrianna> speaking of virgins
<BBHood> ffff
<BBHood> I was gonna say that
<Overlord> hahahahahahahahahahaah
<GerbilSoft> no u

<ts230> :O
<ts230> holy shit I think that plane's gonna crash
<ts230> it's coming in real low and real fast
<ts230> :/
<ts230> QUICK HIDE IN YOUR BUNKERS
<ts230> SAVE COMMENT
* ts230 was kicked from the chat room by RetroServ. (Stop flooding!)
<+GerbilSoft> crash'd

<Spanner> uh
<Spanner> what's that winamp plugin which accepts a lot of shit?
<Spanner> vgmplayer or something
<GerbilSoft> in_toilet?
<djohe> lol
<djohe> ahahaha

<segaloco> so i ask the teacher
<NoNameAtAll> Can I fap in class?
<segaloco> and that is when she says it is disrespectful to not want to take notes

<XkeeperLaptop> god damnit
<XkeeperLaptop> I almost did /cyber Kitsune

<Spanner> and now segaloco enlarged his penis
<Spanner> with a disassembly
<segaloco> :p
<segaloco> actually, i hopefully enlarged mercury's
<segaloco> heck, if he's interested in disassembling mmds
<segaloco> he can help me :p
<Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied
<Freeza> won't that be cool
<segaloco> Freeza: that would be cool actually
<segaloco> i mean, its a shit game
<Stocking> Freeza> so I'm going to dissasemble Sonic Blast and get techied <--- so we can make it not suck
<segaloco> but hey, so is sonic genesis and people....nevermind
<Stocking> I'd like to disassemble labyrinth
<segaloco> that was a rewrite
* segaloco runs
<Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is
<nineko> Disassemble Toy Story's MOD player
<GerbilSoft> Freeza: okay, do you know how to read 68000 code
<Stocking> or better yet... Sonic Triple Trouble
<nineko> Freeza sarc.asm?
<Stocking> <Freeza> Jesus Christ guys, do you guys even know what SARCASM is <--- we do
<Freeza> okay
<Freeza> QDB

<A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<A_Yoshi> amazing
<PC2> Why ruin a perfectly good work of art with gigantic breasts, I have no clue
<@Overlord> <A_Yoshi> We go from an RPG to breasts in under 60 seconds
<@Overlord> Don;t RPGs in general go to boobies in about 60 seconds of starting?
<A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<A_Yoshi> =P
<PC2> I mean it's okay to exaggerate them a little bit once in a while but people just take it too far
<@Overlord> [03:42:51] <A_Yoshi> Only the RPGs you play, obviously
<PC2> Like once they exceed the size of the head of the character you know you've gone overboard
<@Overlord> wtf RPGs have you been playing =P
<PC2> And the picture is no longer cool-looking
<A_Yoshi> The good ones
<@Overlord> Unless they're 16bit backwards, titties are everywhere
<A_Yoshi> i.e. old gen
<@Overlord> I mean, come ON
<@Overlord> Tifa
<CyclopsCaveman> i like the big tittes :(
<@Overlord> Perfect example right there
<CyclopsCaveman> everybody knows tifa's not hot
<@Overlord> But she has MASSIVE MELONS
<@Overlord> That's my point
<PC2> XD
<CyclopsCaveman> she has massive melons
<CyclopsCaveman> and that's hot
* @Overlord facepalm
<CyclopsCaveman> but her FACE
<@Overlord> IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOTNESS
<@Overlord> IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BIG TITS
<PC2> Everybody likes big boobs but if you exaggerate them too much in a picture it just doesn't look right anymore
<A_Yoshi> It's like
<A_Yoshi> I can't even finish a sentence
<A_Yoshi> For example:
<CyclopsCaveman> boobs
<PC2> boobs
<@Overlord> boobs

* MainMemory removes OP from Sik
<Sik> !dehalfop
<Sik> -_-'
* MainMemory removes half-OP from Sik
<Sik> !devoice
* MainMemory removes voice from Sik
<Sik> !deuser
* MainMemory removed Sik from the channel
* You have left the channel #techies (Removed by MainMemory: ok)

<Sik> Fail
* CyberKitsune (Mibbit@50ecab.9095fd.f7c8c7.908679) has joined #retro

<GerbilSoft> uh oh
<GerbilSoft> shit's about to hit the fan
* Sik throws pizza to GerbilSoft
<GerbilSoft> pakistan says we violated them by killing obama
<GerbilSoft> ...
<GerbilSoft> oh fucking hell i did not just pull a fox news
<SoNick> shit we killed obama too
* GerbilSoft hangs head in shame
<GerbilSoft> fuck
<andlabs> derp

<+Mendinso> It's funny.
<+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Mendinso> Just because I could.
<+GeneOB> IT'S INCREDIBLE
<+Mendinso> >_>
<+Sonic65> <+Mendinso> I used to just watch CVS.
<+Sonic65> ...what
<+Sonic65> You just parked outside of CVS
<+Sonic65> And watched it
<+Mendinso> Sonic65: Ack. Miswrote what I meant.
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Mendinso> Fuck you.
<+Mendinso> :|
...
<+Mendinso> Oh god.
<+Mendinso> CVS
<+Mendinso> Turned it on.
* +GerbilSoft run
<+GerbilSoft> Mendinso: did you mean QVC
<+Mendinso> ...
<+Sonic65> rofl
<+GeneOB> (bashes head into wall)
<+Mendinso> FFFF
<+Sonic65> ROFL
<+Sonic65> See
<+Sonic65> You are parked outside of CVS
<+Mendinso> why
<+Sonic65> As we speak
<+Mendinso> IS
<+Mendinso> THERE
<+Mendinso> A
<+Mendinso> CHRISTMAS TREE!?

(3:27:52 PM) MrGuy: Damn, what happened to #mfgg being all about people talking about cocks
(3:28:02 PM) Doodle: That's because Mikau isn't here.
(3:28:03 PM) Mikau [Owner@bdnk-c9816dcc.rmo.bellsouth.net] entered the room.

<roxahrus> I'm not fucking anyone
<roxahrus> I wish I were