<oerg866> OK So basically I have a problem on this compuer
<oerg866> *computer
<NoNameAtAll> It has Windows?
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<GerbilSoft> (drums)

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<@GerbilSoft> pfft, what a maroon

<+andlabs> 645 thunderspeed xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx September 23
2009 19:08:10 PM EDT thunderspeed deleted quote #595 from the database.
<+andlabs> note the xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
<+andlabs> if this was real, he'd post the IP address
<+nineko> It's real, it's in roman numbers, so it's 30.30.30.30

<InstantSonic> We're doing it again
<Overlord> Your webcam antics will only e harmful in the long run
<Overlord> *be
<InstantSonic> So shut your tiny little text fingers
<Blanche> OL you promised you wouldn't mention that :(
<InstantSonic> Don't worry, we'll put on a show for everyone.
<Spanner> InstantSonic: And then you'll do it again!
<Spanner> Can't stop the loop
<Blanche> I hope so ;)
<Spanner> it's like a cycle you know
<NoNameAtAll> The InstantSonic Cycle
* NoNameAtAll runs
<InstantSonic> Hurrr I saw that coming
<Overlord> LOL
<InstantSonic> It's called osmosis, NoName

<Overlord> <+GerbilSoft> gens' mdZ80 uses lahf
<Overlord> You're havin' a lahf
Overlord runs

<ScarredSun> Justifying why someone is banned is a bit like justifying to someone why you dumped them
<ScarredSun> If you really have to explain it, they're just looking for a way to reason with you
<ScarredSun> And in this case there is no reasoning
<ScarredSun> So :psyduck:

<MathUser2929> TonicBH, seeing as you like music games, theres KrissKross, make my video for Mega CD
<TonicBH> why don't I just break the disc in half and slit my wrists with it instead

<MathUser2929> oh
<MathUser2929> is the bacon chewey?
<Lobotomy> no
<Liraxus> http://pastebin.com/qfD7ESgw
<Lobotomy> it hasn't turned into a wookiee yet

<ChrisHighwind> Now, to start working on getting my controller working with BlitzSonic Freerunner
<angelXwind> ChrisHighwind, ...the engine?
<angelXwind> Just use Xkeeper for that.
<angelXwind> ...
<angelXwind> did I just write Xkeeper
<angelXwind> Xpadder*
<angelXwind> (what is wrong with me)
<GerbilSoft[derp]> lol
<ChrisHighwind> Meh, I really don't like using Xpadder if I can help it :/
<angelXwind> Xkeeper.exe
<@Guess_Who> At least you didn't write his name with a capital K

<iGamr> Hey Lobotomy, you want a good drinking game?
<iGamr> Take a drink every time a Sonic fan says or does something stupid
<Lobotomy> Gerbilsoft told you
<iGamr> You won't last
*Lobotomy takes drink

<@Overlord> "HYPOTHETICAL: If the world knew that aliens were
coming to attack earth and had a a year to prepare, do you think we
would pool all our resources to defend ourselfs as humans, or would it
be each country defending themselves?"
<@Overlord> First and most inslghtful comment: "I think that all
the aliens would have to do is sit back and watch while we destroy
ourselves."
<GerbilSoft[derp]> ^that
<@Overlord> Best comment: "We would just send a black man and a Jew with a Mac to disable the mothership"
<GerbilSoft[derp]> .
<GerbilSoft[derp]> wat
<GerbilSoft[derp]> is that a reference to some movie
<winterhell> a movie that made half a billion USD
<@Overlord> Please tell me you're not being serious
<GerbilSoft[derp]> Overlord: i am serious
<GerbilSoft[derp]> and don't call me.. wait
<@Overlord> Here's a hint
<@Overlord> Exploding White House
<GerbilSoft[derp]> independence day?
<@Overlord> Ding
<GerbilSoft[derp]> if so, i didn't see it :V
<@Overlord> In other words
<@Overlord> We just need to give you a Macbook
<@Overlord> And send you up with Aquaslash
<@Overlord> RETRO SAVES THE WORLD
<GerbilSoft[derp]> fuck you
<GerbilSoft[derp]> world's cancelled.

<SeanieB> gonna murder the jewish celts
<andlabs> sounds semitic
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<NoNameAtAll> <ScarredSun> Also due to budget cuts what little humor #retro had has now evaportaed
<NoNameAtAll> <GerbilSoft> let's fix that
<NoNameAtAll> -->| Blanche (Blanche@bdnk-523d05c5.cable.ntl.com) has joined #retro
<NoNameAtAll> PROBLEM SOLVED

<OSM> I stay on Retro too much
<OSM> I had a nightmare Tweaker dropped from admin, and the world ended
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<OSM> people starved to death, aids/hiv broke out
<OSM> shit happened
<Tweaker> LOL
<OSM> then I woke up in sweats
<OSM> true story
* EnzoAquarius plays Chaotix
<OSM> Tweaker, never stop being an admin ;___;
<OSM> I don't want RE5 to happen
<OSM> irl*

<andlabs> segaloco: I was going to list what you'd need to understand
<andlabs> * what a class is
<andlabs> * what a method is
<segaloco> ...
<andlabs> * what Main is
<segaloco> I know all that already
<andlabs> * what a public class is
<andlabs> how could that take 3 days
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<andlabs> unless your teacher is quite verbose
<segaloco> I knew that there was bound to be some java, but I didnt think thats all it was
<segaloco> get this, he said that c++ is geared more towards windows
<segaloco> WINDOWS
<segaloco> FUCKING WINDOWS
<segaloco> WTF
<segaloco> must be a visual studio fag
<PC2> who even uses li--
<segaloco> I DO BITCH

<Tweaker> I'M EATING SALAD YOU GUYS
<Tweaker> THIS IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT I LIKE DICKS

<GerbilSoft> whoosh
<Rainer> I hope they become good god-fearing Christians
<Ross> why do editorial and politicial cartoons nearly all look the same and sketchy looking?
<Ross> I swear to god
<ScarredSun> Also! I don't get naked. :( Sorry! Although if you
want to get naked for me I have no objections :P Strip poker/pool ftw xD
<ScarredSun> AMAZINGLY WRONG PASTE
<ScarredSun> BRAVO
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<Ross> there's got to be like a hundred political cartoonists that draw in the EXACT same way
<Dude> lol good job
<Lobotomy> brb qdb

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<Revival9001> it's syniphas
<DangerMouse> Revival9001, then pray or something.

<Saxman> Yeah I miss the fruit shapes T_T
<Chex> Yo why did they turn Trix into balls
<TheShad> I hate being lactose intolerant
<TheShad> it makes it so hard to enjoy a good cereal
<~ScarredSun> When my balls started smelling like Trix

<%Spexfox> You should write a novel.
<%Spexfox> it'll be all about your struggles in Retro and how no one truely understands you
<%Spexfox> ....but one!
<~ScarredSun> Spexfox Motobug is not a real person
<~ScarredSun> It's just a service bot
<~ScarredSun> Hate to break it to you
<%Spexfox> No! NO!
<%Spexfox> I YIFFED WITH YOU MOTOBUG!
<%Spexfox> WHY!!!?
<~ScarredSun> Wouldn't that be less yiffy and more mechy?
<%Spexfox> There's an animal inside >.>
<~ScarredSun> So what you're saying is that badniks are giant metal condoms
<%Spexfox> exactly
<%Spexfox> What? You think they're so Robotnik can take over Mobius or something?
<~ScarredSun> No, of course all smaller animals in Sonic's world just have a hard-on for metal cosplay
<~ScarredSun> That makes so much sense now
<~ScarredSun> Sonic and his friends are just sexual moralists
<~ScarredSun> Trying to shut down the work of Dr. Eggman, the great provider
<%Spexfox> None of that machine costume bullshit on their watch.
<%Spexfox> Just gay sex
<~ScarredSun> Obviously.

* Devann insert Coldplay Shiver lyrics here [I'm feeling depressed atm.]
<Kate|Away> eww, coldplay
<vaguerant> I'd be depressed too if I listened to Coldplay.
<Kate|Away> you have every rig
<Kate|Away> yeah what vaguerant said
<vaguerant> Hahaha.

<Tweaker> !
<Tweaker> http://www.punchbrand.com/hoodies/grey-cat-hoodie.html
<Tweaker> I WANT THIS.
<GeneOB> you would
<Tweaker> yes.
<Tweaker> I woukld.
<Tweaker> would, even.
<Umbreon> fursuit
<SOTI> ^
<GeneOB> If you put a gray paper plate on your face with a crazy grin
<GeneOB> you can cosplay nineko
<Tweaker> ROFL
<SOTI> hahahahahahahhahaha
<SOTI> awesome
<SOTI> that is so getting qdb'd

<Blanche>Ladies' breasts aren't very nice, are they?
<Andeh> what
they're awesome what are you talking about
<Blanche>They look like giant, flesh-coloured eyes
And the nipples are gigantic pupils
<Andeh> maybe to you =P
<Blanche>HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS
<Andeh> I don't know
<Blanche>IT'S LIKE WOMEN HAVE EXTRA EYES ON THEIR CHESTS
THAT MEANS THEY ARE PURE EVIL
<KusanagiShiro> BS Blanche.
<Andeh> No wonder they always see you when you're peeking
<Bobinator>You know what? I suddenly remember that I don't think I've ever seen a girl on Retro.
<Andeh> What
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<GerbilSoft> (drums)
<Andeh> lol
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<Bobinator> Huh.

[21:41] <Gen> in b4 fail
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<@Overlord> What would happen if Steve Ballmer was locked in a room with a chair that cannot be lifted?
<MetalKnux> HE'D LIFT THE ROOM