<@XkeeperLaptop> Should we validate you?
<@XkeeperLaptop> A. Yes, because I have irrational political and
moral opinions on everything and need to express them as assholishly as
possible (Validate to Members)
<@XkeeperLaptop> B. Yes, because I plan on improving the wiki with good articles and facts (Validate to Wiki Sysops)
<@XkeeperLaptop> C. Yes, because I'm interested in learning how to program for the Genesis (Validate to Trial Members)
<@XkeeperLaptop> D. Yes, because I like posting high-quality macro pictures of my penis (Validate to Oldbie Lounge)

<Lyrica[Netbook]> !8ball can I hug you?
<Neko-sama> Lyrica[Netbook]: As I see it, yes.
* Lyrica[Netbook] hugs Neko-sama
* Neko-sama hugs Lyrica[Netbook]
* Neko-sama explodes
<Sik> o_o
* Lyrica[Netbook] explodes with Neko-sama
* Neko-sama is listening to: Alien Soldier - 10 - Blacksheep [0:49/19:50] 17kbps - 44Khz
* Neko-sama is still alive due to Sonic 1 physics
<Lyrica[Netbook]> damn you!
<Sik> LOL

<Snappo> meanwhile Halo uses OGG for the music
<MathUser2929> cause OGG sounds gangsta
<Snappo> fo sho

<Jei-Ekusuchii> <djohe> [19:33] * nineko sets mode:
+voh-oh+voh-oh+v andlabs Sonic65 Dude Sonic65 Dude Sonic65 Dude Sonic65
Dude Sonic65 Dude <---- HAX!
<Jei-Ekusuchii> Sonic 65, /nick Sweet

<+GeneOB> <TheShad> man, now all I can think of is how sad I'll be when my dog dies :(
<+GeneOB> This is the sad part of owning any pet really
<+GeneOB> most you can do is have fun with it
<+GeneOB> Think I look forward to when my two fags die?
<@GerbilSoft> think of it this way
<@GerbilSoft> there's always wetflame

<COCKBOT> I wish I could IRC from jail
<~HarroSIN> Welcome to my life.

<&Xkeeper> hey retro
<&Xkeeper> here's a contest
<&Xkeeper> link your favorite (read: stupidest) tssz article to me
<Chex> lol
<+GerbilSoft> http://www.t-ssznews.com/2009/10/03/retro-rumors-debunked/
<Chex> ha ha ha ha
<+Andeh> ok seriously
<Chex> That was fast, Gerbil
<+Andeh> can we PLEASE remove filters like that
<+GeneOB> http://www.t-ssznews.com/2010/02/13/in-gamefaqs-character-battle-8-its-sonic-vs-knuckles/
* RetroServ sets mode: +o GerbilSoft
<Chex> no
<Chex> no memes allowed
<+Andeh> so i can open the link without getting a redirect shit
<+Andeh> fuck off
<Chex> no fun allowed
<@GerbilSoft> since it's relevant to the topic right now
* GerbilSoft sets mode: -ggg *tssz* *t?s?s?z* *ts?sz*
* RetroServ sets mode: -o GerbilSoft
<Chex> ha ha ha
<+GerbilSoft> ..
<+Andeh> goddamn
<Kamikaze1> Pick up your enemies
<+Andeh> you guys sure worked hard on that filter
<Kamikaze1> And throw them at your enemies
<Chex> Where's that from again
<Chex> Saints Row 2?
<Mugendai> and now I'm left wondering wtf +g is, because that is not a standard IRC mode
* Tweaker sets mode: +ggg *tssz* *t?s?s?z* *ts?sz*
<Kamikaze1> I do not know
<&Tweaker> not in your wildest dreams.
<Chex> rofl
<+GerbilSoft> oh man
<+Andeh> jesus
<taylor> why is tss-z filtered
<+GerbilSoft> Tweaker: fff
<Chex> Ha ha ha ha ha
<+Andeh> again
<+GerbilSoft> well how are we going to discuss this here then
<+Andeh> retarded filter is retarded
* taylor was kicked by Tweaker (so you can't dodge it, you fuck.)
* %Spexpod (spexfox@bdnk-5348363b.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi)
<Mugendai> wait
<Chex> XD

<Delta> I knew there was an SWS2B IRC channel for awhile, but only decided to take a look just now
<Delta> How active is the channel, at "peak" times?
<Chazman> Not very
<Chazman> The most active times usually involve Ted and Kles talking about their asscapades

<Phugolz> i have a good joke
<Phugolz> Question: How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb
<Lobotomy> Answer:spix
<Phugolz> hahahhahaha
<Phugolz> that's a good punchline
<Phugolz> that's better than my punchline
<Lobotomy> quick witted AND fabulous
<Lobotomy> it's why I'm here
<ScarredSun> Lobotomy, well fucking played
<Phugolz> my punchline was DIE BEANERS DIE

<muteKi> Why was my comment about my magic joystick never put up there :(
<Sik> I don't want to imagine what that magic joystick looks like...
<TheShad> it looks like a penis

<+Chaos_Hedgie> At 17 I wanted to fuck some 15 year olds
<&Tweaker> Hahaha
<+Chaos_Hedgie> nvm, I suck cocks

<Chaos_Hedgie> but yeah srsly my penis is being weird

<~SonicFreak94> Boredom...
<~SonicFreak94> It's so boring
<@MainMemory> !random kick
* MMBot has kicked MMBot from #SF94 (CONGLATURATION YOU'RE WINNER!)
* MMBot (MMBot@x-hax.cultnet.net) has joined #SF94
* ChanServ gives voice to MMBot
* Neko-sama gives channel operator status to MMBot
<~SonicFreak94> Neko-sama, randkick
* Neko-sama has kicked Neko-sama from #SF94 (Random selection kick)
<~SonicFreak94> k
* Neko-sama (Neko-sama@fe3f47.dda8b0.c846fa.8c1a4d) has joined #SF94
* ChanServ sets mode +a #SF94 Neko-sama
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Neko-sama
<@MMBot> Hello Neko-sama!
* MMBot gives channel half-operator status to Neko-sama
* MMBot gives voice to Neko-sama
<@MainMemory> did you do that on purpose
<~SonicFreak94> No
<@MainMemory> then qdb

<Gambit> hey tweaker, wanna fuck a little boy's ass
<Gambit> because it's the new big thing in japan
<Tweaker> so, so badly
<TonicBH> tweaker did I set off your magic shota highlight
<Tweaker> I MEAN
<Tweaker> WHAT
<Tweaker> NO
<andlabs> o_O
<Gambit> lol
<TonicBH> rofllllllllllll
<Tweaker> EWWWW
<Tweaker> YOU FUCK
<andlabs> everyone is confused
<SOTI> hahahaha
<Gambit> shotas confuse me sometimes
<andlabs> am I missing something
<Gambit> some of the fuckers look like girls
<Gambit> then it's all....wat
<Tweaker> yeah, I don't like when they look like girls
<andlabs> :/
<Tweaker> it kind of defeats the point
<NoNameAtAll> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
<andlabs> I am missing something here
<NikJam> little boys, little girls, same diff
<Gambit> for tweaker it's a pleaant surprise when he sees the dick, for me it's the opposite

<segaloco> ^Z EOF PLZ
* Tweaker has quit (EOF from client)
<segaloco> THX

<Zircean> unrelated side note: Xkeeper's evil twin http://bash.org/?65677
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[12:10] KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms
[12:10] KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.
[12:54] KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
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Xkeeper> UPTIME - [1wk 6days 1hr 17mins 34secs]
Xkeeper> yeah, that was me a few minutes ago

<ECrusher> QUICK, BAN HIM
<GerbilSoft> !op
--- RetroServ gives channel operator status to GerbilSoft
--- GerbilSoft sets ban on him!*@*
<ECrusher> ...WTF

<K`> That's the closest you can get to fucking sonic.
<K`> Oh wait..
<BBHood> haha
<NoNameAtAll> I thought Sonic 06 was

<Flaria> I'm pretty shy in person but I do make people laugh with my sense of humor with my facial expressions.
<TheShad> the only difference between my online self and who I am
<TheShad> is I'm more withdrawn when I first meet people
<TheShad> but that goes away pretty quick
<+MadEchidna> fuck, I'm not
<+MadEchidna> I'm a damn used car salesman
<TheShad> you shit in sinks
<TheShad> you cna't be withdrawn
<+MadEchidna> <_<
<PC2> XD
<+MadEchidna> that was a survival tactic
<+MadEchidna> f u
<Flaria> xD
<PC2> I think I may have to quarter dircle back that

<Ross> and I gave a drawing to Ranger, I don't know if he'll ink it or not
<Ink> hey hands off
<Ink> >_>

<Gambit> you forgot to +h me nineko :3
* nineko sets mode: +h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h-h+h Gambit
Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit
Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit Gambit
<Gambit> oh god what
<nineko> ffffffff it was odd
<Oerg866> XD
<Gambit> lol
* nineko sets mode: -h Gambit
<nineko> I thought they were even
<nineko> c/p fail
<Gambit> and for a brief time I had % next to my name

<andlabs> wow Cowering's names are really wrong
<andlabs> " Zou! Zou! Zou! Rescue Daisenryaku"
<andlabs> since when does a game about elephants have anything to do with the fucking WORLD WAR 2
<NoNameAtAll> andlabs: You didn't know? The real truth is that the
atomic bomb was an elephant that really just slammed into the cities.
<NoNameAtAll> The US just took credit for it.
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<Lise> lol
<andlabs> lol
<EnzoAquarius> :V
<NoNameAtAll> As for the radiation...blame the elephants' fecal matter. >_>

<Ritz> <TheShad> (image of light bouncing forever after being trapped between 2 mirrors) hahaha
<Ritz> They'd have to be perfect mirrors
<SlushBox> or one way glass or something
<Ritz> Which isn't really possible right now
<+Sik> Who cares?
<+Sik> Moving mirrors faster than the speed of light isn't possible either
<Ritz> Your skank mother all up on my dick cares okay
<+Sik> In any case, that'd be the nightmare of a raycasting engine though
<PC2> lrn2chaoscontrol, Sik
<PC2> duh
<+Sik> Ritz: stop skanking on fake mothers
<@Overlord> CHAOS.... CONTROL!
* @Overlord (ctci44@overlord.kicks.ass) has left #retro
* Overlord (ctci44@overlord.kicks.ass) has joined #retro
* Overlord re-appears out of harm's way
* RetroServ sets mode: +o Overlord
<@Overlord> :V
<PC2> XD
<Ritz> Fake mother, pssh
<+Sik> XD
<Ritz> As if anyone would ever want to immitate your mother
<SlushBox> last time i chaoscontrol'd i broke my foot
<Blanche> You lot are being well weird
<+Sik> Ritz: exactly the same deal as with yours
<Ritz> And moving something faster than the speed of light is totally possible
<+Sik> ZING
<TheShad> OL: And I guess you use black materia when you wanna kick someone?
<@Overlord> hahahaha

<andlabs> hm
<andlabs> that drive
<andlabs> the company became Seagate
<andlabs> looks like they shot themselves in the foot
<GerbilSoft> ..where's the shades
<andlabs> oh okay
<andlabs> looks like they...
andlabs shades
<andlabs> ...hey I'm not kicked!
=-= andlabs was booted from #retro by DURMServ (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
<EnzoAquarius> FAIL

<NoNameAtAll> GerbilSoft: CSI: Brasilia
<NoNameAtAll> *shades*
<NoNameAtAll> *Joke*
<NoNameAtAll> SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!