<K2J> Sonic the Hedgehog walks into a bar
<StevenM> Rings 0

<@Overlord> * dryahetzeph (blank@live.via.bowltenna)
<@Overlord> Interesting hostmask
<dryahetzeph> it's how I'm getting a wireless signal here
<dryahetzeph> It's your average bowl covered in aluminum foil with a wireless dongle taped to the inside of it
<@Overlord> Nice
<@Overlord> Who you leeching wireless off?
<dryahetzeph> some dude
<dryahetzeph> unsecured networks ftw
<@Overlord> Indeed
<@Overlord> Let me guess
<@Overlord> The SSID is Linksys
<dryahetzeph> This area was hit by Gustav, so some areas don't quite have intertubes fully yet
<dryahetzeph> and yes
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
<@Overlord> So predictable =P

<+GerbilSoft> =P
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<+GerbilSoft> ......
<+GerbilSoft> [07:28:29 PM] <+GerbilSoft> =P
<+GerbilSoft> [07:28:30 PM] Overlord [ctci44@overlord.kicks.ass] has joined #retro
<+GerbilSoft> WTF
<@Overlord> hahahahaha
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<ChrisHighwind> The Mighty =P summoneth the Overlord

* HPAlpha stands naked and eats canned pasta over his sink as his penis becomes visibly engorged

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<jokesarefunny> Hey guys!!!
<jokesarefunny> Q: What do you call a poorly-constructed rip-off of a Green Hill Zone badnik?
<jokesarefunny> A: Imitation crabmeat!!!!!!!!! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA!
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* Tobin is now known as Hitler
<roxahris> hey hitler
<roxahris> whassup
* nineko is now known as World_War_II
* Hitler was kicked by World_War_II (YOU LOST)
* World_War_II is now known as nineko
<roxahris> Well played

<Minecart> This show is just being unfunny with britfag jokes
<Minecart> I'm surprised nobody said "wanker" yet
<Ross> wanker is a great word
<Minecart> They say things about boiled meat and fish and chips
<S4FinalBoss> Shut up Minecart, your existence is a joke

<Sik> Gerbil: now fail time
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<segaloco> Sik: if you have seen tinkerbell /34/ then you will know X_X
<SoNick> Unless...
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<Supakitsune> hmm
<SoNick> Ohgod, 24/7 2fort ALL CRITS instant respawn
* segaloco dededededededededededede
<segaloco> </continue sound>
<Supakitsune> it's funny how there are so many sound effects in
M&S that are pretty much re-used wholesale from Sonic Rush/Adventure
<Supakitsune> though they have the speed boost sfx from Unleashed in there too
<Lotsa16BT> Tinkerbell Tweaker S&M
<segaloco> thats an image i didnt need to see
<Lotsa16BT> That is what I got from reading the last few lines
<segaloco> but tweakers hair makes him a G, so yeah
<Supakitsune> I said M&S not S&M
<Supakitsune> oh great
<Lotsa16BT> Commutative property of addition
<Supakitsune> goddamnit 16bt
<Lotsa16BT> a+b=b+a
<Supakitsune> M&S S&M
<Supakitsune> D8<
<segaloco> take your _
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<segaloco> whack it on your ?
<Lotsa16BT> STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
<FraGag> who said it was an addition?
<segaloco> no, stick it up your +
<SoNick> S&M at the Olympic games? That's... actually that might make them worth watching

<Chapati3800> lol GAY PAY ELL
<Chapati3800> GAY (as in, inhuamn) PAY (as in, low pay)
<Chapati3800> that'as what you get for endorsing that cancerous license
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<@Overlord> ahahahahahahahahahaa

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<CyberKitsune> Crash
<CyberKitsune> And
<CyberKitsune> I'm not an attention whore anymore, I could care less.
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<CheeseBacon> sonic2day is still GoD worthy even if the entry was just this: Gordon
<Pu7o> Do you like The Gordon? XD
<Wyvernlord> That makes no sense.
<Wyvernlord> Unless he's talking about his penis.
<Quickman> People frequently talk about my penis.
<Quickman> SHIT
<Quickman> FUCK
<Quickman> their penis*
<Quickman> their penis*
<Quickman> their penis*

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<Phantom>
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* tipsyGumshoe has kicked Phantom from #SF94 (No.)

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<CyberKitsune|Nokia> Oh wait
<CyberKitsune|Nokia> I'm banned
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<ScarredSun> Forgive me if this is totally off
<ScarredSun> But I was kind of under the impression that #anthro may as well have been called #yiff
<Tweaker> and #retro isn't pretty much #yiff?
<Tweaker> I mean
<Tweaker> granted
<ScarredSun> So maybe it's the sexytime factor
<Tweaker> it's more like #circlejerk

<PC2> Man just imagine if they kept making stupid add-ons
<PC2> "Kids, keep food cool with the new SEGA MEGAFRIDGE!"
<IronSonic_> I think the 32x made Sega realize that the add-ons were stupid.
<@Overlord> No
<@Overlord> The 32X made the PUBLIC realise addons were stupid
<@GerbilSoft> zip drive for dreamcast.
<@GerbilSoft> you know where that ended up
<@GerbilSoft> =P
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<EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<PC2> XD
<@GerbilSoft> both because sega was leaving the hardware business at the time
<@GerbilSoft> and because the whole zip click of death shenanigans was unravelling
<@Overlord> <EnzoAquarius> SEGA MICROWAVE
<EnzoAquarius> Zip Dick of Death
<@Overlord> I have this urge now
<EnzoAquarius> That's what I read
<@Overlord> To make a Sega fridge magnet
<EnzoAquarius> Overlord: Do it
<@Overlord> And take photos of it stuck to things
<EnzoAquarius> It's fucking easy
<@Overlord> LOOK KIDS, THE ALL NEW SEGA RADIATOR
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<@Overlord> THE SEGA FORD FIESTA
<@Overlord> etc
<@GerbilSoft> sega ford pinto
<@GerbilSoft> with blast processing
<PC2> Ha ha ha
<EnzoAquarius> KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOU THE ALL NEW SEGA TAX REPORT ORGANIZER FOR BIG BUSINESSES 1992 EDITION

<nineko> It's fun to install a pirated XP SP3 on a contrabanded laptop
<nineko> Can it get even worse than that? :P
<nineko> Oh right it did, when I used that laptop to abuse my neighbour's wifi

<Mue> my annoying cousin isn't allowing me on his computer for very long >_>
<Blumiere> moreh mark kat shakleh kha chepah oo matooleh go deezah deeyeh
<Blumiere> {B(
* Blumiere lunch
<Katelynn> <Blumiere> moreh mark kat shakleh kha chepah oo matooleh go deezah deeyeh
<Katelynn> uh oh
<Katelynn> Blu just declared jihad on us
<Mue> or
<Katelynn> ...or he said a klingon mating call...
<Mue> he told me to tell mark to shove a rock up his ass.
<Blumiere> ^
<Katelynn> yeah, sounds like a klingon mating call

<Revival9001> 1
<Revival9001> 2
<Revival9001> 3
<Revival9001> 4
<Revival9001> hey Andlabs
<+andlabs> hi.
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<PC2> XD
<+andlabs> bye.

<Nik> Hey TheShad, I once played this crazy version of KOF95
where they had Strikers and Goenitz was in it and oh my god it was 3D!
<Nik> Believable? =P
<TheShad> oh my god that must be a secret edition!
<Nik> WE MUST STRIVE TO FIND AND DUMP IT
<Nik> WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SHOOTING DOWN ALL ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN ITS EXISTENCE
<ScarredSun> That's nothing I played KOF '86 it ruled
<ScarredSun> Best Famicom game I've ever seen
<onmistralwinds> thats nothing i played street fighter 4 in 1993
<andlabs> pfft
<andlabs> KOF '86 yeah right
<andlabs> KOF '76 is the real deal
<andlabs> it had the best graphics of any G80 Vector game
<andlabs> and had some insane combos that were ~never heard from again~
<Nik> :gasp:

<Bobinator> So, how does the cell phone version end? Does Sonic just kill Dark Gaia offscreen or something?
<impish> cell phone games dont have stories
<~QJanebo> Story: SONIC MUST FIND THE CHAOS EMERALDS BEFORE YOUR BOSS WALKS BY

<Fiddy_Three> i remember when we had somewhat decent conversations in here. those were cool.
<DavidCaruso> let's talk about anime!!!!!!
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<DavidCaruso> oh.

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* RetroServ sets mode: +qo ScarredSun ScarredSun
* dhcp touches ScarredSun
* Comma_Doo touches ScarredSun with Tweakers cock
<Tweaker> Wow, okay
<ScarredSun> O_o

<GerbilSoft> "...to Hebrew speakers “zune” can be pronounced in a way that translates as the F-word"
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> Zune you Gerbil.
<GerbilSoft> remember 12/31/2008?
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<GerbilSoft> Tweaker got royally Zuned.
<NoNameAtAll> New meme, Gerbil?
<NoNameAtAll> :P
<GerbilSoft> =P

<KatzuNiku> now fight
<KatzuNiku> for my amusement
<Katelynn> we've settled our differences and will instead make love
<Katelynn> right SonSon?
<KatzuNiku> aw yeaaaaaaahhhh
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