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<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
<Billy_Mays> BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
<Billy_Mays> I PUT THEM BOTH IN THE RINSE CYCLE
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<MetalKnux> holy shit it's billy mays
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<MetalKnux> billy, I thought you were dead!
<Billy_Mays> BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CASKET PLUS
<Billy_Mays> IT'S A GAS FOR YOUR ROTTING ASS
<Billy_Mays> BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
<Billy_Mays> CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN A VIVISECTION
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(Z-Lined: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BADNIK ZLINE. WANT TO KEEP A NASTY STAIN
OFF OF YOUR IRCD?! ZLINE IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! KEEPS AWAY PESTS! KEEPS
YOUR CHANNEL QUIET! PREVENTS UNWANTED ABUSE! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL--IT
GIVES FANTASTIC COMEDIC OPPORTUNITIES! INVEST IN BADNIK ZLINE TODAY!)
<@Overlord> ahahahahahahahaha
<+GerbilSoft> :D
<+Sik> Pwn'd

<+Umbreon> ladies
<Chex> where
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<Chex> Oh no, do I have to QDB now

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<Bowser> Cocks.
<Guess_Who> more cocks for aurochs
<Zarathustra> do you just have a script that does that
<CB|Away> gw, stop spamming
<Guess_Who> :(

<Overlord> GerbilSoft[derp]> plan #5830, the last option, would be that this guy was actually steve ballmer
<Overlord> I
<Overlord> LOVE
<Overlord> MULTIMEDIA FUSION
<Overlord> YEAAAAAHHHHH
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<Spanner>30 AHAHAHAHAHA
<Chimera> MMF lol
<GerbilSoft[derp]> FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
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<GerbilSoft[derp]> FAIL
<Lobotomy> can we wordfilter beta
<GerbilSoft[derp]> =P
<Overlord> hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
<Overlord> whoops

<MathUser2929> Chimpo loves his cock
<MathUser2929> he'd suck it if he could.
<Tweaker> LOL
<Spanner> rofl
<MattATobin> haha
<Tweaker> MathUser is the best troll

<+GerbilSoft> the earth is flat
<+GerbilSoft> like your MOTHER
<%SoNick> Now that's just nonsense, Gerbil.
<+GerbilSoft> oh SNAP
<%SoNick> Everyone knows the Earth is round.
<+GerbilSoft> oh well in that case
<+GerbilSoft> the comparison stands!
<+GerbilSoft> ZING
<EnzoAquarius> LOL
<%SoNick> Ha, I walked into that one.

<muteKi> So I'm reading this book by Ken Jennings about his Jeopardy experience
<muteKi> It's been a great read
<muteKi> then
<muteKi> suddenly
<muteKi> he mentions that he's getting all sorts of strange attention
<muteKi> "Jennings/Trebek slash fiction"
<muteKi> WUT
<@Overlord> <muteKi> "Jennings/Trebek slash fiction"
<@Overlord> SUCK IT TREBEK
<@Overlord> SUCK IT LONG
<@Overlord> AND SUCK IT HARD
<Destructiox> lol
* @Overlord RUNS
<Destructiox> epic
<muteKi> Oh god
<muteKi> that
* Destructiox applauds OL
<muteKi> I can't breathe
<Destructiox> lol
<muteKi> amazing
<muteKi> that's the best response possible

<CyberKitsune> feels a ZLine is about to happen.
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Flygon> No
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<Flygon> I have no idea what the need would be for an in-before
<Tweaker> <3
<GeneOB> well... he was right
<GeneOB> XD
<Tweaker> and all was right with #retro
<Tweaker> well
<Tweaker> except for what was horribly wrong

<Ironfist> <Kate|Busy> Why is Riker never driving the ship when she gets to
<Ironfist> <Ironfist> troi shoved the enterprise in her massive cunt
<Ironfist> <Overlord> Actually, I seem to recall that
<Ironfist> LAWL
<Ironfist> PERFECT

<Marc> leaf
<MainMemory> you can /mode +g leaf
* Tweaker sets mode +g #retro leaf
<Spanner> beef
<RetroServ> leaf
<Tweaker> ...
<Spanner> ...
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<MainMemory> apparently not
<GerbilSoft> +gwned
<BBHood> lol

<GerbilSoft> !kick me
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<GerbilSoft> o ok
<GerbilSoft> !kick ass
<MainMemory> I should add a kicktrigger list
<GerbilSoft> clearly mmbot doesn't kick ass
* MMBot has kicked GerbilSoft from #SF94 (MMBot)

<&Tweaker> <segaloco> well blazefire, if it is an
issue with validation, ask tw3aker or SS, i dont wanna highlight them
and get yelled at =P
<segaloco> and not me =P
<Chimpo-NSFW> haha
<&Tweaker> fyi this gay shit is worse than highlighting me
<&Tweaker> so
<Ross> It's alright with me
<Chimpo-NSFW> Tw3aker
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<Chex> lol
<Ross> I knew it was nothin' serious
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<@Aquaslash> HAHAHAHA

<andlabs> I have tons of
<tristanseifert> cock
<andlabs> actually

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<KorKonT> on Sonicretro, I pressed start+abc on my USB controller. nothing happened

<MathUser> Neo South Island and Aquatic Relix are named South Island and Aquatic Relics in the ROM.
<MathUser> Aquatic Relics, not aqautic relix
<roxahris> o.O
<MathUser> Relix is so net speak.
<roxahris> Relics? Relix?
<roxahris> I dont get it
<!Tweaker> ....!
<!Tweaker> OH!
<!Tweaker> Relix is a shortened version of Relics!
<!Tweaker> I always thought it was Ree-licks
<!Tweaker> Oh shit
<+setz> what the fuck
<!Tweaker> MIND STATUS = BLOWN
<MathUser> I kept saying Relax.
<~ScarredSun> O_o
<+setz> are you two joking :(
<!Tweaker> why would I be joking
<~ScarredSun> Yeah, I'm with setz here: I thought this was fairly obvious
<!Tweaker> No, I don't use retarded textspeak and relix is a word afaik
<!Tweaker> ...
<!Tweaker> LOL
<!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<roxahris> hahahahaha
<Shade> <!Tweaker> this is like when I found out the
alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were the same song
<Shade> <!Tweaker> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<Shade> FUCK
<Samui> xD
<roxahris> ...
<roxahris> OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
<roxahris> my childhood, ruined
<!Tweaker> #retro: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

<GeneOB> http://www.sonicretro.org/2012/02/all-stars-racing-sequel-to-cross-the-finish-line-by-years-end/
<GeneOB> You two must push for Segata Sanshiro on a Saturn Controller
<@Overlord> So that's SoS this year then
<grap3> Just sitting in typical Japanese legs folded.
<grap3> Yes.
<@Overlord> That and Sonic 4 Episode 2
<grap3> I would buy that.
<grap3> Not that.
<@Overlord> [21:55:57] <@Overlord> That and Sonic 4 Episode 2
<@Overlord> [21:56:01] <grap3> I would buy that.
<@Overlord> :V
<grap3> NONONONO
<@Overlord> hahahahah
<grap3> I will fly across the pond and cut you.

<Tweaker> I bleed out my ass, but not as much as Andy Wolan!
<Tweaker> LOL!
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<Kogen> pix

<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Let me rephrase that
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> I'm never able to get consoles on or around launch
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Always when they're near the end of their lifespans, or never at all
<ChrisHighwind> <ChrisHighwind> Sometimes I'll be unlucky and get them when they're already dead.
<ChrisHighwind> ...*phew* no flood-kick
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<Tealer> Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?
<Tealer> It's now �4.95 per hour.
<NoNameAtAll> Mareep is a slut to all Wailords.
<NoNameAtAll> Confirmed
<GARY_M_9> so is Skitty
<FrozenNitrogen> ALL Wailords?
<NoNameAtAll> ALL
<FrozenNitrogen> Even the ones of similar gender?
<NoNameAtAll> Those would be Wailadies
<NoNameAtAll> :V
<FrozenNitrogen> I c wot u did thar
<SealClubber> Wailass
<SealClubber> ...
<SealClubber> wait
<SealClubber> NO
<SealClubber> that sounded better in my head
<NoNameAtAll> SealClubber: It's been said.
<NoNameAtAll> Too late.
<SealClubber> to the QDB

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<ScrewCrusher> god, I'm such a cockaholic
<ScrewCrusher> *chocaholic
<Marc> ..
<ScrewCrusher> ...ffff #retro
<Marc> that is the best typo to enter with ever

<franz> saz I sent you a pm, to tell you that I've emailed you
<franz> the email links to a thread
<franz> the thread has a whisper in it
<franz> the whisper links to a file
<franz> the file is a .txt
<franz> the content is "ur gay"
<@Overlord> What is this, an episode of 24?

<+grap2> <+Umbreon> Pokemon Dating Sim
<+grap2> I've always wanted to fuck the police chick.
<ChrisHighwind> lol
<ChrisHighwind> Which one? They all look the same << >> <<
<+grap2> All of them.
<+Lotsa16BT> Would the pokemon date or the people from the cartoon
<@Overlord> Officer Jenny orgy? Sure
<ChrisHighwind> lol
<@Overlord> Though it might be a bit disconcerting
<@Overlord> SEND IN THE CLONES
<+Umbreon> the limit as Jenny approaches infinity
<+Umbreon> =P
<@Overlord> Officer Jenny Orgy - It's pure Joyâ„¢
* @Overlord runs
<+TheLordShad> <grap2> I've always wanted to fuck the police chick.
<+TheLordShad> People date pokemon
<+TheLordShad> everyones a furry
<@Overlord> Shadow - there's a slight difference really
<@Overlord> Let's pretend for a second Pokemon was real
<@Overlord> What's more frowned on - fucking Jessie or fucking a Diglett
<@Overlord> =P
<+TheLordShad> Well.... Diglett has a very wonderful shape
<+Jennytablina> isnt Jessie like 19?
<+Jennytablina> nothing wrong with hitting that
<@Overlord> Shad - LOL
<+Jennytablina> pfft Diglett
<+Jennytablina> Dugtrios where the real pleasures at yo
<@Overlord> foursome!
<SGR> What the fuck is wrong with you people?
<@Overlord> LOL

<NoNameAtAll> I just realized something. Getting kicked off of
an IRC channel is like sex. You can ask for it, but you don't get it,
but often, it happens without consent. And that's my random thought for
the day.
<EnzoAquarius> Overlord: Kick me please
<Overlord> What do you mean, sex OFTEN happens without consent?
<Overlord> Where the fuck do YOU live, Africa?>
<TheShad> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> Rape.
<EnzoAquarius> AHAHAHAHAHA
<EnzoAquarius> oh SNAP
<TheShad> OL: Either that
<TheShad> or he has a gay stalker, too
<EnzoAquarius> Africa - Where you can get thrown into a pit of fire....while getting videotaped at the same time!
<NoNameAtAll> See? Enzo asked to get kicked, but it didn't happen.
<EnzoAquarius> Damn :S
<NoNameAtAll> Again, just a random thought.
<EnzoAquarius> The one time asked, and it doesn't work
<TheShad> thats because he did it wrong
<TheShad> you
<TheShad> have
<TheShad> to d
<TheShad> it
<TheShad> like
<TheShad> this
<TheShad> ..well fuck
<TheShad> why wasn't I spam kicked
<TheShad> HE'S RIGHT
<EnzoAquarius> Fail
<EnzoAquarius> :)
<grap3> Originally Posted: Fri, 27 Feb 06:45 MST
<grap3> Java Googles Upsizing
<grap3> Date: 2009-02-27, 6:45AM MST
<grap3> The last programmer I hired told me I accidentally deleted
all the java googles in my script folder. He was charging me an arm and
a leg to fix it.
<grap3> Apparently it all needs to be converted to a Norton
Anti-Virus file so it can be searchable with a SEO blog widget, so i
have to reprogram the flash or upsize it with PHP.
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<EnzoAquarius> Pwnt
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<TheShad> hahaha
<grap3> did my quote post here
<TheShad> yeah
<grap3> is that why I got kicked?
<EnzoAquarius> Yes
<EnzoAquarius> Somebody finally got kicked here :O
<TheShad> thats a Quote Database entry, right there
<NoNameAtAll> See? He didn't ask.

GerbilSoft so what happens if you play sonic colors on a black and white TVGF
GerbilSoft *TV
GerbilSoft <_<
NoNameAtAll GerbilSoft: Sonic Color Blind