<Sik> Am I meant to bang her? o_O
<colson|gmod> apparently
<colson|gmod> but then again
<colson|gmod> she's like 5 times smaller than your dick
<colson|gmod> UM
<colson|gmod> inb4 qdb
<Sik> OK!

<andlabs> lol
<andlabs> ...
<andlabs> wait
<andlabs> this is a good thing
<andlabs> also
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<Puto> damn it
<Puto> gerbil's never around when he's needed
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<Snappo> Google Chrome pizza rushes through your intesines faster than any other pizza

<&GerbilSoft> hitler pizza
<&GerbilSoft> the only choice for the aryan race
<@Overlord> EIN BASE
<@Overlord> EIN TOPPING
<@Overlord> EIN PRICE
<%KatzuNiku> LOL

<Oerg866> Ordos' Slaughter House of Intimidation
<MarkeyJester> I like that one
<MarkeyJester> let's have that
<MarkeyJester> better off being true that lies
<Spanner> that is what trialists see on their way in
<MarkeyJester> hahahaha
<Oerg866> XD
<Spanner> people in limbo are sent to the glue factory
<MarkeyJester> and their way outg

<Spexfox> Hey >w0 Bad Tweaker *pushes the hose in your maw an wraps it in tape*
<Spexfox> *and
<Erexfox> tape
<Erexfox> ducttape
* Tweaker mumbles and flails his arms
<Erexfox> wacky arm fllailing inflatable TWEAKER

<@BBHood> )as if my font is white
<@BBHood> it's aquamarine
<@BBHood> therefore
<@BBHood> I win
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<NoNameAtAll> Winston Churchill
<NoNameAtAll> TOP
<NoNameAtAll> FUCKING
<NoNameAtAll> PERCENTILE
<+GaryFuckingOak> wrong
<+GaryFuckingOak> Winston Churchill
<+GaryFuckingOak> TOP
<+GaryFuckingOak> FUCKING
<+GaryFuckingOak> HAT

<Devann> I slept good, anyone else?
<@Overlord> I need to talk to someone
<@Overlord> Only about 3 weeks to go
* @Overlord sigh
<Devann> Talk to me. :P
<@Overlord> =P No
<djohe|has2PSPs> [19:35] <Devann> Talk to me. :P <--- no
<@Overlord> About this there is only one person
<Devann> Uhh... okay then...
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<@Overlord> hahahahahaha
* djohe|has2PSPs mutes Devann

<GerbilSoft> you know who else had weapons in world war II?
<ChrisHighwind> The U.S.
<ChrisHighwind> Japan
<ChrisHighwind> And the answer you're waiting for
<ChrisHighwind> Hitler
<GerbilSoft> that's right
<GerbilSoft> <_<

<Devann> you gays ever gonna fix the tmotd file on the server screen?
<Devann> guys*
<Katelynn> ok, you can stop purposely typoing "guys" as "gays" now
<Katelynn> it wasn't even funny the first time
<hodgy> hey gays
<DijitaruKamo> Heydays.
<Devann> Katelynn, i dont care.
<Devann> Ok?
<Katelynn> well, you see
<Katelynn> this is why nobody likes you
<Chekkusu> lol
<Devann> I dont care again?
<Katelynn> because you act like a god damn idiot all the time
<ScarredSun> Just for that I will never fix the motd
<ScarredSun> Just to annoy you
<Devann> But I'm not annoyed?
<Devann> I don't get annoyed.
<DijitaruKamo> You don't get annoyed?
<DijitaruKamo> This could be fun.
<Devann> Gol for it
<Devann> Go*
<Chekkusu> where is Ross
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<Chekkusu> lol
<Blanche> Chex: Playing with himself
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<Katelynn> hahaha
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<Blanche> Obv.
* DijitaruKamo waits.
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<Devann> uh uh
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<GerbilSoft> derp
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<Chekkusu> XD
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<Katelynn> I'm QDBing this later
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<Devann> I don't get annoyed.
<Devann> We can do this all dasy.
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<DijitaruKamo> Dasy?
<Gambit> lol
<Chekkusu> XD
<Katelynn> SS wins four internets
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<Devann> nope
<Gambit> u mad
<Katelynn> in b4 zline
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<Spanner> ROFL
<andlabs> dur
<GerbilSoft> ha
<Blanche> hahahah
<andlabs> also he had a channel registered on this server!
<ScarredSun> Eh, it's timed for 5 minutes
<ScarredSun> Which seems to be the uncanny valley for annoyance
<ScarredSun> A day people can deal
<ScarredSun> A minute people can deal
<ScarredSun> FIVE MINUTES THIS IS INJUSTICE

<Overlord> "Real email I received this morning from our neighborhood association:
<Overlord> Emergency message:
<Overlord> A bear has been seen in the area. At this time it is
not threatening. Please bring your pets and children inside and stay
inside your home. The Division of Wildlife is responding now and the
Douglas County Deputies are currently following the bear."
<Overlord> In search of pick-i-nick baskets I presume.
<penguinator> in search of little girls, more like
<Cooljerk> hahaha
<Overlord> hahahahaha

<@Guess_Who> i am installing gentoo now
<@Guess_Who> time to pop popcorn as i contemplate where everything went so wrong in my life

<dothackzero> Here is fun question to play around with yourself with.
<dothackzero> Is there any good effects with masturbating?
<BtCE> uh, if you rub fast enough you'll be granted 3 wishes
<dothackzero> So your saying I can wish for a girlfriend with my penis?

<Lobotomy> jesus christ I'm fucking starving
<SeanieBook> lol
<CK|iPod> Lobotomy: Make a sandvitch?
<Lobotomy> I have no food
<CK|iPod> Then get some from The Government
<The_Government> what are you a fucking commie
<Lobotomy> lol
<Lobotomy> that's qdb worthy
<Lobotomy> but I /cleared
<Lobotomy> so someone else do it
<The_Government> no don't add me to your database of stupid unfunny faggot nerd shit you cretins
<The_Government> i'll fucking kill you

<EnzoAquarius> Fial
<EnzoAquarius> ....
<EnzoAquarius> FFFFFFF

<TheShad> it just hit me what the PO in PO Box means
<Lobotomy> post office
<TheShad> God damn, I feel retarded
<arsenicCatnip> lol

<ComadreMarcela> anal sex
<ComadreMarcela> it always hurts the first time
<Puto> ComadreMarcela: XD
<Puto> anal sex in VHS quality
<ComadreMarcela> http://www.pu7o.org/dbzportugal/trunks/vlcsnap-61575.png
<ComadreMarcela> http://www.pu7o.org/dbzportugal/trunks/vlcsnap-61586.png
<MUser> you can experience VHS quality in real life. Just smear crisco on your glasses or contact lenses
<Tweaker> ROFL

<CupCrusher> considering the fact my music abilities have increased dramatically this year
<Blanche> Unlike your spelling
* Blanche runs
<CupCrusher> oh piss
<CupCrusher> like your's is any better
<MainMemory> *yours
<CupCrusher> oh for fuck's sake
* CupCrusher headdesks
<CupCrusher> I failed at proving my point
<CupCrusher> awesome
<nineko> You're going to appear in the qdb though
<CupCrusher> indeed I am

<PC2> Do you think she will cosplay as a shy little schoolgirl for you and fulfill your fantasies or what
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<Kate> oh, can't forget the red afro
<andlabs> NoNameAtAll: sik ist pronounced az in seek, not az in sick.
<muteKi> See the funny thing is that I met a Mexican girl who watches anime with me, and she cosplays too
<andlabs> heh
<Lotsa16BT> spooky
<SplashWoman> Mexican
<SplashWoman> Girl
<SplashWoman> Cosplays
<SplashWoman> pick one
<Lotsa16BT> I'll take Girl for $500
<muteKi> hahahaha

<BBHood> WHOA
<BBHood> mad lag
<BBHood> 30 lines at once
<BBHood> anywho, I have my camera
<BBHood> trying to ninja this slag
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<Cinefast_Windows> <Sp47> Okay Red, you're a fag sadface <- no, I'm the closest to a fag you'll get here
<Cinefast_Windows> except for Conic
<SpiritCrusher> SoniKlos?
<Sp47> Okay
<Sp47> Cinefast: The closest to a fag we have here, except for Conic
<SpiritCrusher> That is quote-worthy

<+Tongara> MagmaDragoon will never get laid
<MagmaDragoon> I will prove that statement soon Peter
<MagmaDragoon> wait
<MagmaDragoon> what
<MagmaDragoon> I mean I will prove it wrong
<BlastProcessing> someone QDB that

<Revya> I set up a linux server
<GerbilSoft> :o
<Catrianna> * GerbilSoft is now known as BonerSoft
<Catrianna> wait
<Catrianna> BonerHard
<Catrianna> BonerSoft makes no sense