<MathUser> https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65066_10151201996706247_849265066_n.jpg :D Gerbilsofts dad.
<@Overlord> If he's gay
<@Overlord> How did he genetically father a child
<@Overlord> THINK, Mathuser
<@Overlord> =P
<@Overlord> Also the age gap is too much
<@Overlord> tl;dr fail
<+GerbilSoft> Overlord: mathuser thinks gay is an insult
<+GerbilSoft> hope he doesn't find out about the retro administration
<MathUser> I though GS was 52
<segaloco> wat
<segaloco> <_<
<@Overlord> "There's only two types of Retro staff... steers and queers. WHICH ARE YOU"
<+GerbilSoft> moo
<segaloco> haha
<@Overlord> XD
<+GerbilSoft> :D

* You were granted voice by RetroServ.
<KatzuNiku> andfabs
<KCabbusses|Laptop> Back from Kai
<+HPAlpha> ladies
<KCabbusses|Laptop> Where?
* grap3 joined the chat room.
<+HPAlpha> http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hybridprojectalpha/
<KatzuNiku> KCabbussess: Running away from HPAlpha
<+andlabs> what
<+andlabs> lol
<+HPAlpha> :<
<KatzuNiku> You seem surprised
<+andlabs> also I'm picking up an iPhone tomorrow
<+andlabs> but the good news is
<+andlabs> all the trouble and humiliation won't come to me
* Kate|Writing> sneaks into the area and ties HPAlpha and Kate|Writing together *
<%Kate|Writing> ...wat
<%Kate|Writing> fuck you tab complete
<+andlabs> the RadioShack that has the phone give the clerk at mine the wrong ID #
<+Supakitsune> owned
<+andlabs> holding us up a full hour!
<+HPAlpha> o.o
* MadEchidna left the chat room. (Client closed the connection)
<%Kate|Writing> I give up :|
<KatzuNiku> Kate|Writing: Haha

nineko84: http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Golf/Primo_Piano/2009/05/04/pallina.shtml
sikthehedgehog: WTF XD
nineko84: During a match of golf, the ball landed there
nineko84: And the rules state that you have to hit the ball from the place it landed to
sikthehedgehog: Was it the first shoot?
sikthehedgehog: If so, hole in one indeed
nineko84: <.<
sikthehedgehog: =P

<&CyberKitsune> Sik, It's contagious too, I made Tweaker a furry x.x

LATER THAT DAY (so like 2 minutes later)

* Tweaker (DJTweak@netadmin.badnik.net) has joined #SF94
<@MMBot> Hello Tweaker!
<~SonicFreak94> what
<Tweaker> So I hear cyberkitsune is full of shit.
<~SonicFreak94> ...
<&CyberKitsune> ...What?
<+Sik> Uh oh *hides*
<Tweaker> Yeah. YEAH.
<angelXwind> ...what
<~SonicFreak94> OH GEEZ XD
<angelXwind> MISAKA, greet Tweaker
<MISAKA> Hello there, Tweaker
<Tweaker> sup
<angelXwind> lolwut
<&CyberKitsune> Tweaker, Scuse me, but what are you talking about? o.o;
<angelXwind> MISAKA-Java > MISAKA-mIRC
<Tweaker> <&CyberKitsune> Sik, It's contagious too, I made Tweaker a furry x.x
<angelXwind> Fact proven clinically
<Tweaker> Full. Of. Shit.
<&CyberKitsune> Oh dat
<angelXwind> ...lolpwned
<&CyberKitsune> Hey dude I joke so much
<~SonicFreak94> I LOL'D HARD
<+Sik> XD
<angelXwind> XD
<Tweaker> You joke so much that your entrails are padded by human faeces?
<angelXwind> ...ninja'd what
<&CyberKitsune> Tweaker, I understood almost no words in that sentance

<GerbilSoft> Man shoots a restaurant owner for banning smoking.
<GerbilSoft> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090731/od_nm/us_smoking_odd
<GerbilSoft> in istanbul
<MagmaDragoon> rofl
<BlastProcessing> do you reckon he had to step outside to do it
<BlastProcessing> smoking gun and all

<CyberKitsune> Why did the Casting stop?
<SOTI> ahyahahahhahahaha
<SOTI> CyberKitsune a F-line is on the shoutcast
<SOTI> no furries can listen in
* deltaphc stares harder at Tweaker
<ktz-n> SOTI: ohhhhhhhhhhhh burn
<CyberKitsune> SOTI stop being Furist.
<ktz-n> ....
<ktz-n> HAHAHAHAH
<ktz-n> NO
<SonicTweaker> LOL
<Spazzo> furist?
<CyberKitsune> Yes
<CyberKitsune> Furist.
<SOTI> hahahahahhaha
<Spazzo> For a second I thought that meant discrimination against fuhrers
<ila> ...
<NikJam> Furist sounds like a type of furry
<Spazzo> As in Hitler :P
<ila> yeah
<Shinginta> wait, am I missing a joke, or is CK actually furry?
<ktz-n> Yes he is
<SonicTweaker> CyberKitsune is a fursist
<NikJam> what do you think
<CyberKitsune> I'm actually a furry
<Shinginta> CK, do you wear fursuits?
<SonicTweaker> you're actually a faggot

<Boozer> can i somehow set +g all lame jokes
<Boozer> or should we avoid that, as there would be 3 people left talking

<Tongara> Looks like Tweaker...
* Tongara shades
<Tongara> ...Just lost the game
<GerbilSoft> rsnapshot'ing retro!
<Tongara> Good response
|<-- Tongara has left irc.badnik.net (Killed (Tweaker
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)))
<GerbilSoft> LOL
<NoNameAtAll> ROFL.

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<Lobotomy> I fucking hate AT&T
<GerbilSoft> AT&T. Your world, de---NO CARRIER
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<GerbilSoft> exactly

<andlabs> my brother's New York State aptitude for some subject I'm not sure about came today
<andlabs> their mininum for passing? 666
<Maxd> And he got?
<FrozenNitrogen> He got SATANISM

<Duck> nineko, what have I told you about getting into fights with dogs?
<nineko> You said <Duck> Quack.
<Duck> Exactly.

<DalekSam> so I need inspiration to do a thing
<nineko> You need porn to touch yourself?

<Blanche> Why does pasta smell like piss when it's cooked?
<PC2> ...It does?
<Eviltaco64> nope, i live in its sister state/commonwealth :P
<Blanche> And it's obviously not worth getting a job in Pinner since it'll take an hour to get there
<PC2> Maybe you should drink more water Blanche
<+Leaf> because, you're not supposed to cook it in boiling piss

<Spanner> text on a screen
<Overlord> <Spanner> text on a screen
<Overlord> The rather boring sequal to snakes on a plane
<Overlord> =P

<Tweaker> I continuously find it harder to believe that a rational person could be conservative
<Tweaker> I don't think I agree with a single one of their political views
<MetalKnux> every person who was a standout conservative on taht forum
<GerbilSoft> Tweaker: well, it was conservatives who tried legislating pi = 3
<GerbilSoft> and 3's rational
* GerbilSoft run
<TheShad> Tweaker: Oh shit, dude
<Tweaker> .
<Tweaker> LOL
<andlabs> lol
<Leaf> ouch
<Leaf> my brain

<dothackzero> EVERY FUCKING PLACE I GOI would rule every
computer and video game console. I would have the power to help people
make better computers, video game consoles, and video games.
<dothackzero> I would have longish hair, and a strong build.I
would carry a sword. I would be married to a freakin hot goddess and
have a cuple kids with her. I would ride a dragon for transportation. I
would be one of the nicer gods. Well, liked, but sorta a pain.

<MadEchidna> she thinks I precame or some shit
<MadEchidna> she probably has nausea from the flu shots and is going to feel silly in a few days
<Skaarg> umm what a fucking idiot
<Skaarg> precum can not get you pregnant
<MadEchidna> o rly?
<GerbilSoft> Skaarg: o rly?
<GerbilSoft> not what i learned in sex ed <_<
<MadEchidna> I know for a fact I didn't come inside her, in fact I
had to fap as soon as she got off me to finish, and it took me about 2
minutes at least
<voice> lol
<voice> yeah skaarg
<voice> precum can impregnate
<ThunderSpeed> aka
<ThunderSpeed> SKAARG IS SCREWED
<voice> yeah
<voice> pretty much
<MadEchidna> in b4 skaarg panic
<ThunderSpeed> way to go Skaarg
<GerbilSoft> more like skaarg already screwed
<GerbilSoft> <____________________________<

<Aquaslash> seems that Rox has just been Candle Jacked
<GerbilSoft> <_<
* roxtop (roxahris@bdnk-35fbf841.tpgi.com.au) has joined #retro
<Aquaslash> YEAAA--
<roxtop> itc RetroServ fails at temporal positioning
<roxtop> :v
<GerbilSoft> Aquaslash: looks like Candlejack...
* GerbilSoft sha
<Aquaslash> hahahaha
<Spanner> lol
<Supakitsune> fffffff
<Overlord> ahahahahahahaha

<+GerbilSoft> getting upset over the internet is like running in the special olympics
<+GerbilSoft> you only do it if you're retarded
<+GerbilSoft> <_<
<Shade> Regurgitating old jokes is like being GerbilSoft
<Shade> because you're basically a faggot

<A_Yoshi> <+Spexfox> I'd fuck Chip but he'd constantly be
giving me tips on how to do the basics. It'd be far too annoying.
<--- TO GET THROUGH TIGHT SPACES, PRESS THE CIRCLE BUTTON TO SLIDE

<Katelynn> aww that's as long as I can get it :(
<nineko> That's what she said

<GerbilSoft> http://www.denverpost.com/world/ci_14735725
<GerbilSoft> "Nazi doctors' documents found in attic"
<GerbilSoft> the documents were food coupons <_<
<NoNameAtAll> Coupons for Hitler pizza?
<Gambit> LOL
<GerbilSoft> fffffff
<GerbilSoft> EIN BASE
<GerbilSoft> EIN TOPPING
<GerbilSoft> EIN COUPON
<SOTI> LOL
<Gambit> I COULDN'T HOLD BACK THE LAUGHTER FROM THE COMBINATION OF THE ARTICLE AND THE PIZZA

<EnzoAquarius> I AM BACH
<EnzoAquarius> inb4 compose shit
<Overlord> Well I am Lynard Skynard
<EnzoAquarius> Good for you
* Overlord GUITAR SOLO
* EnzoAquarius PIANO SOLO
<NoNameAtAll> Well I am Jun Senoue
<EnzoAquarius> Bitches, plz
* NoNameAtAll AMEN BREAK
<Overlord> hahahahahaha

<andlabs> wait what
<andlabs> it is the same size
<andlabs> am I calculating it wrong?
<andlabs> it looks like he was a victim of gay rape.
<andlabs> YEAH IT'S STILL STOPPING AT 35 NOT 39
<andlabs> even with +100
<andlabs> FUCK THIS
<andlabs> UGH
<andlabs> NOT EVEN resize() WORKS
<andlabs> also
<andlabs> this is the slowest C++ compiler ever
<NoNameAtAll> andlabs is trying to enlarge his di--
<NoNameAtAll> oh.
<NoNameAtAll> Nvm.
<NoNameAtAll> Programming.

<+GerbilSoft> <MetalKnux> we plug our TV's into cows, what do you expect
<+GerbilSoft> bullshit
<MetalKnux> FFFFFFFFFFFFF